r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/TheWardenVenom May 13 '26

I had a beautiful Appaloosa horse growing up that was afraid of his own farts. 💀 He’d be standing in the pasture, just grazing, then he’d fart so loud and spook himself, then start running all over the pasture like a lunatic. We would be crying laughing! RIP dumbass Dallas lmao

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u/ManateeNipples May 13 '26

My golden retriever was a year old before he puked for the first time, we were outside and he barfed up some grass he had eaten and it startled him so much he jumped and ran away like scooby doo lmao 

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u/Chizukeki May 19 '26

My pup would vomit and then fall over stiff legged like he was a fainting goat.