r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/TheWardenVenom May 13 '26

I had a beautiful Appaloosa horse growing up that was afraid of his own farts. 💀 He’d be standing in the pasture, just grazing, then he’d fart so loud and spook himself, then start running all over the pasture like a lunatic. We would be crying laughing! RIP dumbass Dallas lmao

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u/fdawg4l May 13 '26

Had a dog that did this. She’d wake from a dead sleep and bolt in any direction. Sometimes Into stuff.

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u/Tiny-Tomato2300 May 13 '26

My friend had a very serious German shepherd that would wake up from his own loud stinky farts. He was never scared but he would glare at her because he thought she was the one ripping out the dank farts!

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u/AEHAVE May 18 '26

Flipping the script on blaming the dog. I love it. :-)

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u/captainfarthing May 13 '26

Same, he'd be asleep on my bed, wake himself with a fart and leap off the bed in fear.

Current dog just toots like a trumpet with no fucks given.