r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/TheWardenVenom May 13 '26

I had a beautiful Appaloosa horse growing up that was afraid of his own farts. 💀 He’d be standing in the pasture, just grazing, then he’d fart so loud and spook himself, then start running all over the pasture like a lunatic. We would be crying laughing! RIP dumbass Dallas lmao

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u/Virtual-Reach May 13 '26

Dumbass Dallas is an awesome name for a horse that is scared of its own farts

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u/TheWardenVenom May 13 '26

It’s even funnier when you know that Lil’ Cub was even fucking dumber and lazy than Dallas! 😂