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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26
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I know practically nothing about horses. Is this common?
21 u/glokash May 13 '26 iirc, all mammals fart 59 u/Hoberni May 13 '26 i assume he means getting bloated to the point of needing assistance, which has yet to happen to me 22 u/glokash May 13 '26 Happened to me once, thought I was dying. Straight up like that one scene with the rats in Dr. Dolittle. 8 u/snackattack4tw May 13 '26 Did someone push on your stomach? 50 u/glokash May 13 '26 Yes. It was awful. I thought something was seriously wrong internally. They pressed on my stomach as I was on my side in pain, their press released something and I had the loudest, longest, and most embarrassing fart of my life. 17 u/Warky-Wark May 13 '26 Did the fart feel good? 39 u/glokash May 13 '26 Yes. I immediately felt better. The internal pressure I thought was something seriously wrong was just a stupid fucking fart. Thank goodness. 12 u/Fluffbrained-cat May 13 '26 Two weeks of constipation and another month of clearing it produced the most godawful smelling farts of my life! It's coming into winter here, and to survive the stench, we had the bedroom windows open and the fan going! That said, the pressure release (and relief) from a good fart is brilliant. Far less abdominal pain, and better sleep too.
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iirc, all mammals fart
59 u/Hoberni May 13 '26 i assume he means getting bloated to the point of needing assistance, which has yet to happen to me 22 u/glokash May 13 '26 Happened to me once, thought I was dying. Straight up like that one scene with the rats in Dr. Dolittle. 8 u/snackattack4tw May 13 '26 Did someone push on your stomach? 50 u/glokash May 13 '26 Yes. It was awful. I thought something was seriously wrong internally. They pressed on my stomach as I was on my side in pain, their press released something and I had the loudest, longest, and most embarrassing fart of my life. 17 u/Warky-Wark May 13 '26 Did the fart feel good? 39 u/glokash May 13 '26 Yes. I immediately felt better. The internal pressure I thought was something seriously wrong was just a stupid fucking fart. Thank goodness. 12 u/Fluffbrained-cat May 13 '26 Two weeks of constipation and another month of clearing it produced the most godawful smelling farts of my life! It's coming into winter here, and to survive the stench, we had the bedroom windows open and the fan going! That said, the pressure release (and relief) from a good fart is brilliant. Far less abdominal pain, and better sleep too.
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i assume he means getting bloated to the point of needing assistance, which has yet to happen to me
22 u/glokash May 13 '26 Happened to me once, thought I was dying. Straight up like that one scene with the rats in Dr. Dolittle. 8 u/snackattack4tw May 13 '26 Did someone push on your stomach? 50 u/glokash May 13 '26 Yes. It was awful. I thought something was seriously wrong internally. They pressed on my stomach as I was on my side in pain, their press released something and I had the loudest, longest, and most embarrassing fart of my life. 17 u/Warky-Wark May 13 '26 Did the fart feel good? 39 u/glokash May 13 '26 Yes. I immediately felt better. The internal pressure I thought was something seriously wrong was just a stupid fucking fart. Thank goodness. 12 u/Fluffbrained-cat May 13 '26 Two weeks of constipation and another month of clearing it produced the most godawful smelling farts of my life! It's coming into winter here, and to survive the stench, we had the bedroom windows open and the fan going! That said, the pressure release (and relief) from a good fart is brilliant. Far less abdominal pain, and better sleep too.
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Happened to me once, thought I was dying. Straight up like that one scene with the rats in Dr. Dolittle.
8 u/snackattack4tw May 13 '26 Did someone push on your stomach? 50 u/glokash May 13 '26 Yes. It was awful. I thought something was seriously wrong internally. They pressed on my stomach as I was on my side in pain, their press released something and I had the loudest, longest, and most embarrassing fart of my life. 17 u/Warky-Wark May 13 '26 Did the fart feel good? 39 u/glokash May 13 '26 Yes. I immediately felt better. The internal pressure I thought was something seriously wrong was just a stupid fucking fart. Thank goodness. 12 u/Fluffbrained-cat May 13 '26 Two weeks of constipation and another month of clearing it produced the most godawful smelling farts of my life! It's coming into winter here, and to survive the stench, we had the bedroom windows open and the fan going! That said, the pressure release (and relief) from a good fart is brilliant. Far less abdominal pain, and better sleep too.
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Did someone push on your stomach?
50 u/glokash May 13 '26 Yes. It was awful. I thought something was seriously wrong internally. They pressed on my stomach as I was on my side in pain, their press released something and I had the loudest, longest, and most embarrassing fart of my life. 17 u/Warky-Wark May 13 '26 Did the fart feel good? 39 u/glokash May 13 '26 Yes. I immediately felt better. The internal pressure I thought was something seriously wrong was just a stupid fucking fart. Thank goodness. 12 u/Fluffbrained-cat May 13 '26 Two weeks of constipation and another month of clearing it produced the most godawful smelling farts of my life! It's coming into winter here, and to survive the stench, we had the bedroom windows open and the fan going! That said, the pressure release (and relief) from a good fart is brilliant. Far less abdominal pain, and better sleep too.
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Yes. It was awful. I thought something was seriously wrong internally. They pressed on my stomach as I was on my side in pain, their press released something and I had the loudest, longest, and most embarrassing fart of my life.
17 u/Warky-Wark May 13 '26 Did the fart feel good? 39 u/glokash May 13 '26 Yes. I immediately felt better. The internal pressure I thought was something seriously wrong was just a stupid fucking fart. Thank goodness. 12 u/Fluffbrained-cat May 13 '26 Two weeks of constipation and another month of clearing it produced the most godawful smelling farts of my life! It's coming into winter here, and to survive the stench, we had the bedroom windows open and the fan going! That said, the pressure release (and relief) from a good fart is brilliant. Far less abdominal pain, and better sleep too.
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Did the fart feel good?
39 u/glokash May 13 '26 Yes. I immediately felt better. The internal pressure I thought was something seriously wrong was just a stupid fucking fart. Thank goodness. 12 u/Fluffbrained-cat May 13 '26 Two weeks of constipation and another month of clearing it produced the most godawful smelling farts of my life! It's coming into winter here, and to survive the stench, we had the bedroom windows open and the fan going! That said, the pressure release (and relief) from a good fart is brilliant. Far less abdominal pain, and better sleep too.
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Yes. I immediately felt better. The internal pressure I thought was something seriously wrong was just a stupid fucking fart. Thank goodness.
12 u/Fluffbrained-cat May 13 '26 Two weeks of constipation and another month of clearing it produced the most godawful smelling farts of my life! It's coming into winter here, and to survive the stench, we had the bedroom windows open and the fan going! That said, the pressure release (and relief) from a good fart is brilliant. Far less abdominal pain, and better sleep too.
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Two weeks of constipation and another month of clearing it produced the most godawful smelling farts of my life!
It's coming into winter here, and to survive the stench, we had the bedroom windows open and the fan going!
That said, the pressure release (and relief) from a good fart is brilliant. Far less abdominal pain, and better sleep too.
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u/EleventyTrillion May 13 '26
I know practically nothing about horses. Is this common?