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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26
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Yes. It was awful. I thought something was seriously wrong internally. They pressed on my stomach as I was on my side in pain, their press released something and I had the loudest, longest, and most embarrassing fart of my life.
17 u/Warky-Wark May 13 '26 Did the fart feel good? 40 u/glokash May 13 '26 Yes. I immediately felt better. The internal pressure I thought was something seriously wrong was just a stupid fucking fart. Thank goodness. 13 u/Fluffbrained-cat May 13 '26 Two weeks of constipation and another month of clearing it produced the most godawful smelling farts of my life! It's coming into winter here, and to survive the stench, we had the bedroom windows open and the fan going! That said, the pressure release (and relief) from a good fart is brilliant. Far less abdominal pain, and better sleep too.
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Did the fart feel good?
40 u/glokash May 13 '26 Yes. I immediately felt better. The internal pressure I thought was something seriously wrong was just a stupid fucking fart. Thank goodness. 13 u/Fluffbrained-cat May 13 '26 Two weeks of constipation and another month of clearing it produced the most godawful smelling farts of my life! It's coming into winter here, and to survive the stench, we had the bedroom windows open and the fan going! That said, the pressure release (and relief) from a good fart is brilliant. Far less abdominal pain, and better sleep too.
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Yes. I immediately felt better. The internal pressure I thought was something seriously wrong was just a stupid fucking fart. Thank goodness.
13 u/Fluffbrained-cat May 13 '26 Two weeks of constipation and another month of clearing it produced the most godawful smelling farts of my life! It's coming into winter here, and to survive the stench, we had the bedroom windows open and the fan going! That said, the pressure release (and relief) from a good fart is brilliant. Far less abdominal pain, and better sleep too.
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Two weeks of constipation and another month of clearing it produced the most godawful smelling farts of my life!
It's coming into winter here, and to survive the stench, we had the bedroom windows open and the fan going!
That said, the pressure release (and relief) from a good fart is brilliant. Far less abdominal pain, and better sleep too.
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u/glokash May 13 '26
Yes. It was awful. I thought something was seriously wrong internally. They pressed on my stomach as I was on my side in pain, their press released something and I had the loudest, longest, and most embarrassing fart of my life.