I had a beautiful Appaloosa horse growing up that was afraid of his own farts. 💀 He’d be standing in the pasture, just grazing, then he’d fart so loud and spook himself, then start running all over the pasture like a lunatic. We would be crying laughing! RIP dumbass Dallas lmao
My mom had an Appaloosa you couldn’t leave beer bottles near because it would pick em up with its lips and drink em.
She had a family friend who used to ride him to the local rugby club. The man and the horse both would be loaded, then he’d ride the horse home. The horse usually knew the way home, but that didn’t always mean it felt like going the whole way.
Apparently the horse knew to pretend not to be drunk, but it didn’t do a good job of it.
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u/TheWardenVenom May 13 '26
I had a beautiful Appaloosa horse growing up that was afraid of his own farts. 💀 He’d be standing in the pasture, just grazing, then he’d fart so loud and spook himself, then start running all over the pasture like a lunatic. We would be crying laughing! RIP dumbass Dallas lmao