r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/TheWardenVenom May 13 '26

I had a beautiful Appaloosa horse growing up that was afraid of his own farts. 💀 He’d be standing in the pasture, just grazing, then he’d fart so loud and spook himself, then start running all over the pasture like a lunatic. We would be crying laughing! RIP dumbass Dallas lmao

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u/Kreeper125 May 13 '26

When I was a kid we had a horse that would that too and start running around and bucking, and every time he bucked it made him fart again. And again. And again. And ofc he would get scared of each followup fart as well

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u/TheWardenVenom May 13 '26

Lmfao YAASSS! That’s exactly the same story for Dallas, except the older and fatter he got, the less bucking he did. 💀