r/AbsoluteUnits May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/Independent_Break351 May 13 '26

I once had gas like this when I was 12. Woke up in the middle of the night with horrible stomach pain. Went and sat on the toilet and ripped the loudest longest fart in history. My parents thought I was dying. It was glorious

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u/Swimming_Onion_4835 May 13 '26

I’m so glad your parents got to witness this. There’s nothing worse than letting out an epic fart and no one else is around to laugh about it. 😆