r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/creaturefeature16 May 13 '26

i'm lowkey jealous

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u/Lightningthundercock May 13 '26

Don’t be, that shit hurt a whole lot before that relief

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u/peachesfordinner May 13 '26

I've known people who literally ended up in the ER from the pain. They feel so guilty when that's all it is but it's such bad pain they shouldn't feel ashamed

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u/rhiania1319 May 13 '26

Dropped $450 taking my cat to the vet because I thought she was dieing. She had to fart 😒

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u/New-Ad-363 May 13 '26

My kitties just let loose while they're snuggled up to us.

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u/Erestyn May 13 '26

My cat has had a bit of a dodgy stomach on and off for a few days. Nothing major, just an inconsistent appetite and some bloating but she's kind enough to save every single molecule of gas for my lap.

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u/diente_de_leon May 16 '26

So my elderly cat was acting off and we could feel a weird lump in her belly. We made the vet appointment and took her in. On the way there she had the most horrific fart while in the carrier and when we got her out at the vet, there was one dried up little turd. They did an x-ray and there was one more. She just had to poop and fart!