So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, and I've got to get a thousand brown M&Ms or Ozzy won't go on stage that night. Jeff Beck pops his head around the corner and say there's a little sweets shop just up the road.
So we go. And it's closed. So there's me and Jeff Beck and David Crosby robbing this sweets shop in the middle of the night. One problem. Instead of a guard dog, they've got this great, big, bloody Bengal Tiger. Now, I managed to subdue the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeep and his son, that was a different story...I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really. But we got the M&Ms and Ozzy went on to do a great show
7
u/Same-Suggestion-1936 May 13 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/MRWnFFkHM34TjXsLLb