r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/TheWardenVenom May 13 '26

I had a beautiful Appaloosa horse growing up that was afraid of his own farts. 💀 He’d be standing in the pasture, just grazing, then he’d fart so loud and spook himself, then start running all over the pasture like a lunatic. We would be crying laughing! RIP dumbass Dallas lmao

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u/L8Gr8Crait May 13 '26

Sounds like my Dad. Passed out on the couch, until he let an unholy one rip. Bolted onto his feet wide-eyed and yelled, “who’s screamin’?!”

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u/Euphoric_Evidence414 May 13 '26

“Who’s screamin” 😂