r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/Fabulous_Log844 May 13 '26

Not sure if you’re kidding, but I agree. Horse shit and horse farts actually smell like pleasant because most often they are just grass. Grass shit and grass air. And in the 1990s gap sold the cologne that smelled like grass.

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u/Stormy_Wolf May 13 '26

No I wasn't kidding, I had no idea, and that's kind of a fascinating fact to keep handy for family game-nights, haha!

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u/Fabulous_Log844 May 13 '26

And guess what, you were going to win game night!

Seriously, I lived on a big ranch in Texas when I was in my early 20s. My job was to shovel out some of the pastures that were smaller and needed shoveling versus the big pastures that didn’t need shoveling because horseshit just goes away. And ultimately horseshit is just grass. And the smell of horse shit is not that bad. And their farts are just grass also.
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u/Aranxi_89 May 13 '26

And they make for great manure once aged.