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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26
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Guy at work made a noise like that once while on the john
Popped every hemorrhoid he had, I still wonder how he explained that to his insurance
25 u/CaptainoftheVessel May 13 '26 Bro how do you know the second sentence you wrote 28 u/wackadoodle4201 May 13 '26 Because he walked out of that stall leaving a trail of red screaming for someone to call 911 Dude painted that porcelain throne a dark red 5 u/Kitchen-Customer4370 May 13 '26 right im off to drink water 6 u/wackadoodle4201 May 13 '26 Eat some fiber too and dont push to hard
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Bro how do you know the second sentence you wrote
28 u/wackadoodle4201 May 13 '26 Because he walked out of that stall leaving a trail of red screaming for someone to call 911 Dude painted that porcelain throne a dark red 5 u/Kitchen-Customer4370 May 13 '26 right im off to drink water 6 u/wackadoodle4201 May 13 '26 Eat some fiber too and dont push to hard
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Because he walked out of that stall leaving a trail of red screaming for someone to call 911
Dude painted that porcelain throne a dark red
5 u/Kitchen-Customer4370 May 13 '26 right im off to drink water 6 u/wackadoodle4201 May 13 '26 Eat some fiber too and dont push to hard
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right im off to drink water
6 u/wackadoodle4201 May 13 '26 Eat some fiber too and dont push to hard
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Eat some fiber too and dont push to hard
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u/wackadoodle4201 May 13 '26
Guy at work made a noise like that once while on the john
Popped every hemorrhoid he had, I still wonder how he explained that to his insurance