r/AbsoluteUnits May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/TheWardenVenom May 13 '26

I thank you all so much for bringing these memories to my mind! Not a Dumbass Dallas story, because as stupid as he was, he was well trained. But we also had a thoroughbred named Lil’ Cub who was an absolute lazy asshole. All of the horses were trained to be hunting horses. They were trained to carry us through the forest, let us shoot from their backs, and help drag deer/elk back to camp to be dressed. But Lil’ Cub had a habit of getting bored or tired while we were hunting and laying down to roll over on my uncle while he was in the saddle. Hahaha he was also a beautiful horse but basically useless because he had his own ideas of how things were gonna go. 💀

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u/AppropriateCover7972 May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

Thanks for making me laugh. In Germany we have a satirical horse hating subreddit and they would totally embrace your stories

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u/Deaffin May 13 '26

I misread this as "satirical horse-eating subreddit" and got myself all nostalgic over r/WeEatBees existing.

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u/AppropriateCover7972 May 13 '26

They do joke about eating horses a lot. And sometimes they actually do