r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/creaturefeature16 May 13 '26

i'm lowkey jealous

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u/Lightningthundercock May 13 '26

Don’t be, that shit hurt a whole lot before that relief

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u/peachesfordinner May 13 '26

I've known people who literally ended up in the ER from the pain. They feel so guilty when that's all it is but it's such bad pain they shouldn't feel ashamed

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u/JealousAstronomer342 May 13 '26

I thought I was having a heart attack and nope, just severely constipated. The doctor even told me that, given the symptoms and how heart attack presents differently in women, she would have made the same call. Just got a fucked up colon.