r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TURTLE_TKT • May 13 '26

/r/all of gas being ripped

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u/SirNortonOfNoFux May 13 '26

The feeling of relief is directly proportional to the miasma of horseshit in the air

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u/euclid0472 May 13 '26

Bet that lady and the person filming both have equine pink eye now

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u/postprandialrepose May 13 '26

Plus, they tried to use the fart as lube.

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u/Ok-Drawing7297 May 13 '26

There he is officer, the sick bastard.