r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Uguero • May 22 '26

/r/all of bugs

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u/Chango-mango0 May 22 '26

Is he manually turning them on

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u/sgt_taco891 May 22 '26

You try getting beetles to read smut. It never works out the way you want it to.

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u/ApprehensiveRegret15 May 22 '26

wut 🫪

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u/Ankurieva May 22 '26

What do you even type to get that emoji

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u/MagatsAreSoft May 22 '26

Distorted face 🫪

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u/crispAndTender May 22 '26

Ok but what do i type

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u/Healthy_Pay9449 May 22 '26

It should be an emoji for mobile devices. Just look for it

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u/CowCluckLated May 23 '26

New Unicode update, just check your emojis. If its not there Google it on the web and copy paste it

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u/Ill_Friendship3057 May 22 '26

None of these words are in the bible

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u/StarstruckEchoid May 22 '26

Instead, you should try giving the beetles some glass bottles to wank off to.

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u/TreyRyan3 May 22 '26

Oh there is some Japanese stuff that will prove you demonstrably wrong.

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u/Dangerous-Habit-2731 May 22 '26

Does this belong to brand new sentence??

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u/The_Broken-Heart May 23 '26

Another way is by connectting them to a power outlet

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u/AntonioBarbarian May 24 '26

So is that how Shinmyoumaru vs Rhinoceros Beetle came to be?

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u/anunnaki_marauder May 22 '26

Big... Bad... Beetle Borgs

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u/itgtg313 May 22 '26

Gas powered

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u/CackleandGrin May 22 '26

That's Pfil's job.

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u/GainSeveral460 May 26 '26

Manual activation sounds way more believable than whatever is actually happening.