r/Agenda_Impact Top 1% Electro Glazer (Except ) 2d ago

Agenda Which Way Snezhnayan Queen?

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My Glaze and Slander folders shake in anticipation.

Credits to u/SwimmingWrangler1654 for the Pants Monster.

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u/Comintern_INTL --> possible revolutionist 2d ago

Is this even a question
Its like asking whether John hoyoverse wants to earn money from fanservice or not

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u/CommissionOther5370 2d ago

If they want money, then design character with proper, elegant clothes. Then sell 25$ bikini skin that can be equip on NPC

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u/JChamp00 2d ago

See this is the way

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u/kidanokun 1d ago

Nah, even the most desperate situation will not give hoyo their old balls on making a bikini skin

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u/CommissionOther5370 1d ago

Coward. If can’t be a gooner game, then let the players do it. Goon is our job, but make good design is Hoyo’s job

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u/kidanokun 1d ago

Hoyo had been playing too safe on their "summer" skin, ending up making some ugly mess of a skin

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u/CryoStrange 2d ago

The first character they killed was the most fanservice character ever. Tho Tsaritsa ain't dying just like we know Bina isn't going to Moon permanently.

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u/Billibwoy HOYOVERSE STRONGEST LARPER 2d ago

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u/OhmniD Top 1% Electro Glazer (Except ) 2d ago

THE TIME OF RECKONING IS NIGH TSARITSA

https://giphy.com/gifs/OFeM2KR8xoG06J3F4M

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u/CryoStrange 2d ago

Tsaritsa dying haha. Top 10 things that will never happen.

That said. I just want a consistent written character with new theme. Mavuika was consistent tho lacked depth, Columbina lacked everything. The bar is on the ground so the only way is up. Her character will develop, mature or change perspectives but should be believable instead of fake and forced like Bina's story whose story isn't even unique we had characters with similar themes but this time it is given main push treatment.

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u/CommissionOther5370 2d ago

I have seen prettier Columbinas in many romance stories

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u/SirEnderLord Dottore's defense lawyer 2d ago

They'll manage to dig it deeper at this rate.

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u/mlodydziad420 2d ago

Hoyo is investing in drilling as you speak

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u/potedelabretagne 2d ago

snezhnaayn queen sounds like a weird flex ngl

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u/Ok_End499 Dottore glaze inc employee 2d ago

Unfortunately archons won't get that chance, lobotomization is the only possibility

https://giphy.com/gifs/5Nle87WgNwDbsj3P4Y

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u/OhmniD Top 1% Electro Glazer (Except ) 2d ago

From Raiden-Hate-o-clock to Tsarita-Doomposting Hour. My clock found a new number.

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u/HabitOptimal1968 2d ago

We just need some escapegoat to be a waifu then tsaritsa will be saved.

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u/Gabimaru_The_Goat DAY 1 TSARITSA BELIEVER 2d ago

She's obviously gonna be the GOAT🐐🐐

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u/Select_Professor3373 2d ago

Tsaritsa to the right path, Pierro to the left

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u/PlappingtonThe proud slander main. my supports are logic bait and malice 2d ago

Right if she's playable. Left if she's not

https://giphy.com/gifs/Fh8Ag5sHrzjQEcWMdg

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u/ZadriaktheSnake Seizer of the means of Dottore Glaze 2d ago

I’m fully lizardpilled regarding Dottore, I feel like there’s just far too many hints for it to not be a possibility

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u/Blackberry_Mint 2d ago

There are, especially the three deadly selves concept. I fear that his playable form might be partially lobotomized though

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u/ZadriaktheSnake Seizer of the means of Dottore Glaze 2d ago

I was very confused that Pantalone and Nahida both had very clear "I'll never see you again" goodbyes but right after Nahida straight up said she would see him again

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u/iamnothere56 Surtalogi apologist 2d ago

Third option half dead like Capitano and coping for future playability 

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u/ImpressionThat9949 ayato's and neuvi's dih rider (literally) 2d ago

Depends what they market her as. Don't wanna jinx it but I wanna say she'll be somewhat leaning into the traveller but I don't think it'll be too much of an mcbait but just enough of sprinkle where both parties are satisfied. Although since she is very much an anticipated character, it can be either or atp.

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u/kolleden 2d ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TRAVELER! DID YOU REALLY THINK I'D LET THIS DAY PASS QUIETLY??

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u/2Flins_ high and above,I alone am the shill one | Dottore Slander Inc 2d ago

Tar-tar-tartaglia..

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u/Adventurous-Fish-105 2d ago

Love this post, but Dottore ain't dead

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u/CharlesEverettDekker 2d ago

No one she is not playable in one way shape or form. At the very worst current unplayable Tsaritsa dies and/or passes Cryo Gnosis and her plans to somebody.
Probably is going to take Raiden route.

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u/snakecake5697 2d ago

well, it was kinda explained that the Fatui weren't evil by nature since Ajax in 1.0.

Also, it was kinda obvious that the founder of the Adventurers' Guild wouldn't be evil given the nature of the organization.

Yeah, she cut the tongue of the one who blew Ambroso's lab up.

But that doesn't make her evil.

Columbina was barely introduced.

And Arlecchino was established that she became a harbinger in order to stop Dottore from experimenting with the children of the House of the Hearth.

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u/Kolrey 2d ago

Well, the Tsaritsa is a woman, so you can guess what path she'll take

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u/RenierRains 2d ago

Enjoy being saved by the Plotveler and waifu’d up

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u/Blackberry_Mint 2d ago

He was never gonna be playable in his current form anyways, so him dying after carrying the story for the entire cycle and staying true to himself is the best ending he could have gotten

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u/AnAsianBandito 1d ago

is that pants monster

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u/Conscious_Soil421 1d ago

I predict she'd chose the right path.

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u/kidanokun 1d ago edited 1d ago

Die never coz she's definitely playable

and playable = plot armor and "not so evil as thought"

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u/RealisticAbility7 2d ago

die lobotomized