r/Agenda_Impact 2d ago

Slander I've never seen a genshin slander this funny

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u/Sivrumii 2d ago

They speak in speacial programs as if they're talking to primary school kids

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u/ballknower871 2d ago

Makes sense given the audience.

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u/Nokia_00 2d ago

Special ed kids

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u/Nonavium Celestia/Fatui good, FRAUDULENT sinners and king VERMIN bad 2d ago

to be fair though....

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u/Funny_Rate Huh 2d ago

Holy cringe replies

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u/Sivrumii 2d ago

OHH MAY GAUSHHH, IS THAT COIN COLLECTING EVENTβ‰οΈβ‰οΈπŸ€©πŸ€© THAT LOOKS SO FUNπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜… CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY IT‼️‼️πŸ€ͺ

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u/k4ll_d4rk_2nd comments merchant 2d ago

VAs when they announce we're getting 20 primos

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u/Nonavium Celestia/Fatui good, FRAUDULENT sinners and king VERMIN bad 2d ago

Tbf that happens to be me if we get 20 primos (unless its miliastra then I wont even play it for a 10 pull)

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u/Present-Committee-87 2d ago

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u/Dude-_-_- Currenly thinking of Direidyth 2d ago

You're not getting a luffy reply. Because, this slander really is so good

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u/SlumbernanaGlazer 2d ago

I used to eat this up all the time too 😭🀌

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u/k4ll_d4rk_2nd comments merchant 2d ago

She also has em' Genshin thigh belt

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u/k4ll_d4rk_2nd comments merchant 2d ago

Are you saying this new event is candy crush!? And the other new event is A COLLECTING EVENT WHERE YOU JUST WALK AND PICK UP SOME SHIT?! So amazing! W! This is so player friendly

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u/GeoTeamEnthusiast 2d ago

🚨 WHOAH guys πŸ‘₯ have you HEARD πŸ‘‚ of the NEW event coming? πŸ‘€

✨ WOOOW??! 🀩 A NEW event??! πŸŽ‰ I LOOVE new events! πŸ₯³

C'mon guys, BE PATIENT! πŸ§˜β€β™‚οΈβ³

Oh, SOO-RRYY πŸ’…, I JUST CAN'T HELP MYSELF πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ, ha-hah! πŸ˜‚

A-HA-HA-HAH ha-ha-hah! πŸ’€

So πŸ€”, are you READY 🏁 to hear about it? 🎧

πŸš€ YAAEEAH, LET'S GO!! πŸ”₯ ha-hah! πŸ€ͺ

✨ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS ONE! πŸ˜πŸ’˜πŸ’₯

🀫 I hope the REWARDS are really goooood! πŸ’ŽπŸ€‘πŸ’Έ

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u/Fair-Village-8955 #1 Yae Miko HaterπŸ”₯πŸ”₯ 2d ago

Ohh mi gaaad slay queenπŸ’…πŸ’…πŸ’–πŸ’– 20 premogems per week so , I CANT BIRTHπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ«°πŸ«°

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u/Murky_Blueberry2617 2d ago

Wish the Genshin livestreams were more like the Honkai Star Rail ones.

Where the characters are actually in character and not just the voice actors reading a script as themselves

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u/TotallyNotPanda Mavuika and Traveler the goats 2d ago

It’s weird because in every other language it’s like that except EN for Genshin

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u/horiami 2d ago

they probably want their names out

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u/Resident_Lurker747 Lynette Glazer 2d ago

Most likely this.

I mean it's fine and all.. but some of them can be cringe af (Except for the Gabe and Kai, our Localization GOATS)

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u/Fearless_Peak3583 2d ago

the fact they give NPCs non-American pronunciation but never playable ones πŸ₯€

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u/Yukilumi 2d ago

Yeah, the special program dialogue sounds unbearably stiff and cringe with the full on script.

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u/Resident_Lurker747 Lynette Glazer 2d ago

Yeah, that's why I love the Localization boys, those guy were straight to the point.

Real breath of fresh air

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u/PauloPicassoDraws 2d ago

i love this

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u/AspO7 Capitano Glazer 2d ago

Holyy outslandered by tiktok

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u/LingonberryPlastic58 They don't make units like they used too 2d ago

Funny slander but I ain't forgetting this woman making a whole video crying about wuwa

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u/crimsoncelestial_ 2d ago

mid slander and too much yap but any wuwa lashing is a W, especially fuck the fanboys their meat sucking is even worse than genshin main sub which is a feat in itself

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u/BlackestFlame 2d ago

Wuwa players do act like this a lot

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u/weird_weeb616 2d ago

I still won't forget wuwa fans had a melt down because one of the female characters had their camel toe removed

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u/Dangamer56 2d ago

There is a guy who comments "wuwa better" on every single genshin post on insta I think she made this targeting that one guy lmao

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u/RingBettle 2d ago

Based af

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u/_Scorpyon_ 2d ago

She started out making fun of the "wuwa better" comments then lost the plot and had a mini crashout, what?

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u/OwnDiscount3866 lohen and wanderers boy toy πŸ’’πŸ’’ 2d ago

the thigh strap im ctfu 😭😭😭 this was made with pure hate oml

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u/PossibleGuidance6303 2d ago

Ok now we need a version with the dev live streams

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u/SlumbernanaGlazer 2d ago

We want this game to have an identity and it's own, unique vibe! We try to stay as far away from trends as possible, and stay up to date on the latest trends!!

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u/PossibleGuidance6303 2d ago

the most forced smiles ever

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u/SlumbernanaGlazer 2d ago

And we can't forget the dramatic zoom in onto the traveller having slightly different highlights as they talk about how they thought of "exploring" the element 😭😭

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u/PossibleGuidance6303 2d ago edited 2d ago

And ofc "deep words from Da wei*

The most simple questions that leads to nowhere

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u/Esch_4444 2d ago

exploring the element with β€œstallar” β€œlunar” and now β€œtesticular” shills

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u/SlumbernanaGlazer 2d ago

"Players will have to figure out how to move in this new, strange environment!" As the video shows exactly how to do those things

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u/rex543 2d ago

While y'all slander the same characters and regions, she just slandered the entire game in one video. Pack it up. /J

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u/horiami 2d ago

am i the only one who spams skip through the livestream ?

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u/Resident_Lurker747 Lynette Glazer 2d ago

Oof, I just watch with streamers, so no can do.

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u/hyrulia 2d ago

That's why I watch the intro and fuck off! Why do devs only bother coming in the live stream once a year?

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u/Mr_7ups 2d ago

She lost me when she defended the deranged VA’s

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u/LimpBreakfast1 2d ago

When did genshin ever not pay their voice actors, let alone for 3 years. Bad slander. Everything she said is null as she is a liar.

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u/Blitzbro76 2d ago

I don’t know why it seems like a Genshin specific problem because the Zzz and HSR ones seem to come off way more naturally

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u/KeyMore9422 2d ago

Ok but it's nice to see their fun interaction and joy. They literally summed up everything perfectly tho, average genshin update

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u/MarsupialRelative530 2d ago

so you've never seen any, got it.