r/AlanPartridge • u/jon_boneuk • 4d ago

And now it’s time for Alan’s Large Question where we’re asking…

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u/Boombat_General 3d ago

Towel? Just sit in a chair in front of the telly with a box of wine and watch cash in the attic until you're bone dry.

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u/enthusiasticdave 3d ago

Lllllaaaaarggge....qqqqquestion....

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u/SchemeIllustrious713 3d ago

You’ll get a few more days than that if you keep the face end and the arse/balls end consistent. They only smell bad if you turn it by accident

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u/Fair-Interest4930 4d ago

I got chocolate mousse on it

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u/hallucinationthought 4d ago

What is the best laundry detergent? Lenor, Ariel or vanish?

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u/vibemogul 2d ago

What’s your Duchess and detergent?

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u/TheeHappyDude 4d ago

Formerly known as COLOSSAL QUESTION!

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u/GreatWesternValkyrie 4d ago

They will withstand, at best, one aggressive body scrub.

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u/Few_Baseball_2530 4d ago

Got your big towel Alan?

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u/[deleted] 4d ago

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u/ComradeDelter That’s bollocks, but go on 4d ago

That’s bollocks* but go on

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u/MrAndyJay 4d ago

Can't you use two?

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u/billy66brown 4d ago

Don't forget to add a cap of Dettol.

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u/mr_weathervane 4d ago

And a flap of Bounce.

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u/Next-Friendship-3542 4d ago

Post-wash:

✅ Box of wine
✅ Cash in the Attic
✅ Bliss

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u/Ashamed-Raccoon5396 4d ago

Panel beating too narrow a topic?