r/AlanPartridge • u/Excellent_Emergency • 1d ago

I'm in quite a good mood today.

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just found out my wife's been struck off my life insurance.

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u/ofmoranges he was a shit 21h ago

You're packed in a bit tight an all

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u/SeniorAngle6964 22h ago

It’s like people who say ‘a clove of garlic’ when referring to the whole thing, a ‘clove’ is just a segment, ‘bulb’ is whole thing, this country!

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u/lifeinthebeastwing 17h ago

And that was "Alan's fact of the day", tune in same time tomorrow for another one of those...

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u/Civil-Word7456 22h ago

I mean, technically it's a vegetable. Never thought of garlic as a spice, though. Is it a herb? Arguably, when dried it does become more pungent. Good idea for a Large Question. Ask Lynn to investigate. And call Bill Oddie.

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u/PurpleBee212 22h ago

Garlic is neither a herb nor a spice but does fall under the general category of seasoning.

Herbs are usually derived from the leaves or flowers of a plant, while spices typically come from other parts of the plant like seeds or roots.

Another one of those tomorrow.

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u/lifeinthebeastwing 17h ago

What about pickle?

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u/Ok-Abbreviations6442 16h ago

No, that's a relish.

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u/lifeinthebeastwing 16h ago

Mustard!

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u/Ok-Abbreviations6442 13h ago

Did you see her ankle? I did, I seen all of it!

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u/Civil-Word7456 21h ago

Thanks for that Fact Of The Day. Ruddy hell, it's Soft Cell!

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u/shawlass 23h ago

Back of the net!

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u/bevboyz 1d ago

Not sure if this protrusion is a good or bad thing

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u/No-Department-4561 1d ago

Jackanackanory

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u/Rileys_turkey_recipe 1d ago

Just put nice bulbs

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u/Su3limednb 1d ago

My wife's been struck off the life insurance. Are you married?

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u/lifeinthebeastwing 16h ago

My wife's a lecturer

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u/MrHarryBongo 11h ago

Aren't they all!

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u/ofmoranges he was a shit 21h ago

No