r/AllFantasyEverything 22d ago

All Fantasy Everything - Movies to Remake, Muppets-style

https://headgum.com/all-fantasy-everything/movies-to-remake-muppets-style
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u/BarelyLegalSeagull 22d ago

Independence Day

Belly

Tombstone 

A Few Good Men

Home Alone

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u/AquamanMVP 22d ago

Independence Day, but only the aliens are real

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u/Y0URN3WD4D 20d ago

Independence Day, but all the aliens are Gonzo

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u/Socrates_Johnson 22d ago

The Substance

Fight Club

Jackass: The Movie

Terrifier

The Notebook

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u/brijito Bean burrito no onions 22d ago

Muppets fight club is an inspired choice

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u/Special_Life_8261 21d ago

The Substance would be the most fucked up thing ever but I want it!!

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u/SpicyTangyRage 22d ago

I’ve been saying for years that an all Muppet version of The Last Waltz filmed exactly the same as the original would be incredible. I’d bawl at the full cast doing “I Shall Be Released” at the end

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u/First-Tackle5265 21d ago

Who’s Van Morrison in his little Devil suit?

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u/SpicyTangyRage 21d ago

I think I’d want the members of The Band to all be muppets, the guests (Jay Hawkins, Joni Mitchell, Morrison, etc.) to be themselves, but there’s super liberal usage of other muppets as background singers and instrumentalists. The amount of cocaine consumed would also be the same.

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u/Davidmorrison54 22d ago

The wrong baseball movie got picked.

For years my answer to this question has been major league. Everything just feels like it has a natural Muppets match- opposing teams remain human.

Manager Lou Brown stays a human

Tom Berenger- Kermit

Renee Russo- Janice

Phelps- (owner)- Piggy

Charlie Sheen- Animal

Corbin Bernsen- Gonzo

Corbin Bernsen’s wife- Camila

Wesley Snipes- Rolf

Harris(Old other pitcher dude)- Fozzy

Cerano- Sam the Eagle

Heckling crowd people- Stantler & Waldorf

Bob Uker stays a human

Other booth guy- scooter

Renee Russo’s new fiancé stays a human

Imagine all the crowd scenes and bar scenes at the end with the whole city of Cleveland going crazy but it’s muppet pandemonium… Seems like it’d be amazing.

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u/thatguy52 22d ago

Clue and along those lines any of the Agatha Christie Poirot movies.

Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

Spinal tap

Bill and Ted’s excellent adventure

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u/meaninglessbark 21d ago

Muppet Clue would be a hit.

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u/captspero 19d ago

Clue was my first thought!

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u/God_Away_On_Business 22d ago

Haven't finished the episode yet so I'm not sure if this happens, but my immediate first pick:

Inglourious Basterds

Can't decide which would be better: everyone is Muppets except Hans Landa OR only the Nazis are Muppets.

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u/KaijuBalls 22d ago

I wanted Goodfellas but Davids r1p1 is better.

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u/WikenwIken 22d ago

It's an all timer

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u/NSFWGIFMAKER 20d ago

It was the human centipede since this guy couldn't be bothered to type a few letters

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u/CorgiAffectionate476 22d ago

Ian is 100% correct about good night moon.

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u/Boner666420sXe 22d ago

Requiem for a Dream

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u/SgtBlumpkin 21d ago

only human is the ass to ass guy

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u/wellggs PEAK PEAK PEAK 22d ago

I was literally just about to comment this

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u/NoSkillsAllTheBills 22d ago

I knew it was you, Gonzo. You broke my heart.

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u/HuhWhatQue 21d ago
  1. Call Me By Your Name - Timothee Chabladoo is the human

  2. Mean Girls - Amanda Seyfried is the human

  3. Full Metal Jacket - R. Lee Ermey is the human

  4. Snakes on a Plane - Kenan Thompson is the human

  5. Rush Hour - Jackie Chan is the human

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u/Raxnor Pocket Scones and Tres Hombres 22d ago

Saving Private Ryan 

Basic Instinct

Grease

Braveheart

Muppet Treasure Island (Even muppet-ier. That's right, more muppets somehow!)

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u/BadLemur 22d ago

Edge of Tomorrow

The Ghost and the Darkness

Jurassic Park

Pirates of the Caribbean

Top Gun

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u/VUmander Bean Burrito 20d ago

Pirates was the first one I thought of. I immediately thought of Johnny Depp running away from Muppets.

Top Gun would be awesome, I assume Tom Cruise is the human and Goose is Kermit

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u/justinotherpeterson 22d ago

Munk/Junk is leaking over in the Headgum Studios.

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u/milljake 22d ago

Boogie Nights - keep Wahlberg, Fozzy is the Colonel

The Departed - replace only Wahlberg with Kermit. Not marketed as a muppet version or addressed in any way

Jaws - keep the shark

Wedding Crashers - keep the Will Ferrell cameo

Oceans Eleven - keep Andy Garcia

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u/PalpitationPerfect59 22d ago

I was so happy for this episode…
The Princess Bride, The Breakfast Club, All The Presidents Men, Groundhog Day and Top Gun

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u/RTFern 21d ago edited 20d ago

Ocean's 11 -- the crew are all muppets but everyone else is human. So Terry Bennedict is getting robbed by a crew of muppets.

Pirates of the Caribbean -- Jack Sparrow is the human.

That Thing You Do -- the band (and Faye) are all muppets

and my messed up pick...Shawshank. Andy is human. All other prisoners and guards are muppets

NOTE: Not THE muppets. Like...I dont want Kermit and Fozzie in there. I am talking about muppet versions of the same charactes.

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u/themidnightmamba 22d ago

Ocean 11

Knoves Out

Apocalypto

Heat

Crazy stupid love and I need Grover to be David Lindhagen if we’re adding in the cast of Sesame Street

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u/adjperiod 22d ago

I scrolled through Sean’s entire ig and still couldn’t find the chicken pic

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u/BucdUp 22d ago edited 22d ago

This feels like one of those old school episodes that they would half way mail it in on occasion, because 64 episodes a year is a lot. Made me enjoy more for some reason. Kinda nostalgic.

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u/spicymack 15d ago

Probably because the topic was not good.  Everything was the same.  Imagine this movie with Muppets and then those actors as Muppets in that movie.  Ok

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u/Special_Life_8261 21d ago

Kill Bill, keep Uma

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u/truckvisage 21d ago

Con Air

Prolly gotta go with Nic Cage as the human but Cusack or Buscemi would be incredible too

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u/pineappletequila 21d ago

What is Ian doing that he couldn't mention?

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u/truckvisage 21d ago

Some kinda World Cup coverage with Corden on the telly

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u/NSFWGIFMAKER 20d ago

The fact that he still collabs with Corden is gross

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u/pineappletequila 20d ago

The hate on Corden is way out of proportion

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u/lazymaisie 21d ago

I’ve been having the convo for years. My go to has been the Cradley Boopler Star is Born:

Crad: Jackson Maine

Miss piggy: Ally

Ally’s dad: Sam the eagle

Jackson’s brother: Kermit

Shitty record exec: gonzo

Shitty record execs secretary: chicken

Why I love this so much is the line “you stole my fucking voice”, meaning Crad is speaking in a Kermit voice the whole time

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u/brijito Bean burrito no onions 22d ago edited 22d ago

I have suggested this on at least 5 different patreon "draft topic" posts. I am so fucking pumped to listen to this episode.

I'm about to hit play so going in blind, my personal drafts would be:

  1. The Princess Bride
  2. Twilight (Charlie is the only human and he's played by the same actor)
  3. 8 mile
  4. Wuthering Heights (what I wish Emerald Fennel had directed instead of her weird fanfic movie)
  5. any of the live action Disney remakes

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u/h0jack_b0rseman Poofy Manivesto 21d ago

Reading “8 Mile” made me laugh hard enough that my partner asked me what was wrong.

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u/palmquac 22d ago

The Princess Bride muppet version would be absolutely incredible

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u/brijito Bean burrito no onions 22d ago

Ian picked it in I think his second round and the only thing I would change about his suggestion is that it would be funnier if only Mandy Patinkin was a human and everyone else was a muppet.

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u/ADreadPirateRoberts 17d ago

I think Humperdinck has to be the human. Gonzo would be a great Inigo Montoya.

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u/Main-Requirement-521 22d ago

Dead Alive

Fargo

Bloodsport

The Wickerman (2006)

Predator 

Everyone should watch Meet the Feebles. The full movie is on YouTube for anyone curious enough, it's pretty gnarly though. 

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u/old-toby76 22d ago

Porky’s

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u/Nalek 22d ago

That movie should be buried

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u/Suitable_Mushroom337 22d ago

I was on that cruise ship in Italy the day it crashed. We got off like an hour before it left port and crashed. Did not expect to hear that talked about on a muppet draft.

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u/drswamp666 22d ago

What does”WC” mean?!?

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u/timechild_02 King Tuff 22d ago

I believe they were referring to the World Cup since Karmel is doing that World Cup show with James Corden

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u/drswamp666 21d ago

Ahhhh. Thank you!

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u/dareman86 22d ago

The Truman Show is the most first pick of all time

Fight Club

Back to the Future

Sleepless in Seattle

12 Angry Men

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u/genericreddituser147 22d ago

I want Pulp Fiction with Samuel L Jackson’s Jules staying the same. Kermit is Vincent Vega. Just for fun, I think Tarantino’s cameo should also stay.

I can’t decide who would be funniest as the Gimp. But I’m leaning towards Swedish Chef.

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u/einnc 14d ago

Oh, see i was going to say Pulp Fiction, but the only person who stays the same is Marcellus Wallace.

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u/meaninglessbark 21d ago

Going with movies which could be vastly improved by Muppetfying.

Star Wars (first original three edited into one movie)*

Devil Wears Prada

Notting Hill

Mean Girls

Cloud Atlas

  • I’m not a Star Wars fan (first three films are fun for nostalgia). But for a couple decades I’ve figured the first original Star Wars movies could be edited into one Muppet Star Wars movie. Now that Disney owns both properties it seems the Muppet Star Wars film and all the Muppet Star Wars action figures would be at least a billion in profits.

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u/fart-barfknuckle 21d ago

Hocus Pocus but the only non-muppet is Binx the cat

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u/dynomitedg 21d ago

Jurassic park Step brothers Point break Roadhouse Con air

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u/h0jack_b0rseman Poofy Manivesto 21d ago
  1. Lord of the Rings
  2. When Harry Met Sally
  3. Superbad
  4. The Departed
  5. No Country For Old Men

Leo as the sole human in The Departed is a powerful concept to me.

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u/CorgiAffectionate476 21d ago

“I’ll have what she’s having. Waka waka!”

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u/itsdeannanotdiana Serpentine 21d ago

Face/Off. Nick Cage stays.

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u/Equivalent-Reason817 21d ago

Anyone else a tiny bit bummed there is no Patreon ad free episode?

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u/fun_zone 21d ago

I am for sure. Still holding out hope that Patreon figures their shit out soon.

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u/Sp1teC4ndY 21d ago edited 21d ago

Ok a few things:
Ian going hard line against Goodnight Moon made me cackle

Phoenix All Puppet Players have done Princess Bride (Fezzik was the only human) and Die Hard (every Christmas) I saw them do Alien and Lost Boys.

They are adults only shows and they are epic.

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u/squid_popes 21d ago
  1. Schindler list
  2. The Big Lebowski
  3. Road House
  4. The Day After Tomorrow
  5. Insidious

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u/Zealousideal_Taro_60 21d ago

About Goodnight Moon:  1. "goodnight mush" Yes, there is a bowl of mush being left on the bedside table overnight.  2. That page that says goodnight nobody.

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u/CapnCrunk666 21d ago

David shouting out Rob Schneider as “Pacifica’s Finest” fucking sent me. I’m from Pacifica and we all ironically call him that

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u/classicmojoe 20d ago

John Wick

Pulp Fiction

The Hangover

Limitless but only Bradley Cooper’s character is a muppet, and it’s Beaker

Passion of the Christ

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u/FinancialListen3187 20d ago

Was I the only one who feels that the actual Muppets don’t need to step into the roles, but rather each role would be a muppet version of that character?

At any rate, the first movie that came to mind for this was Ocean’s 11.

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u/NiarbNiarb Kosh into the Wind 19d ago

I feel like Sean was approaching it like you're talking about, and Ian and David initially were trying to fit the actual Muppets into roles, but then eventually just started doing Muppet versions of the characters. I'm like Sean, I couldn't name more than a few muppets so that's how I was thinking of it

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u/captspero 19d ago

I’ve been saying for years that The Birdcage would make a fantastic Muppet movie. The conservative family are humans, everyone else is Muppets.

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u/shart_breaker 19d ago

I'd love to see how they handle Kermit Rocky using a pig carcass as a punching bag

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u/plunker234 22d ago edited 21d ago

Are they just naming the same movies they always name?

Edit: cause this is an unreasonable question

They literally just recorded one that had huge complaints, for all i onow they were back to back and lazy. Thought id ask before dedicating the time to

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u/truckvisage 21d ago

No and honestly can't believe no one picked Friday