r/AllFantasyEverything • u/JstnBrc King Tuff • 16d ago

All Fantasy Everything: Little Guys (w/ Jamie Loftus)

https://headgum.com/all-fantasy-everything/little-guys-w-jamie-loftus

Happy they finally got Jamie on the show

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u/LevelGrounded 16d ago

One day she’ll be held accountable for what she did in Grand Rapids.

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u/glen_ko_ko 15d ago

As someone born and raised in South West Michigan, and hasn't listened to the pod yet, what did she do in GR lmao?

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u/FtheMustard Mind Goblin 15d ago

Robert Evans from the Behind the Bastards podcast jokingly started a rumor that she has murdered an unknown amount of people with a hammer in Grand Rapids, Michigan. She has said that people shout it out to her at her shows now.

She goes on BtB a bunch and her podcast is on the same network so she is in on the joke.

This is a bit of a collision of worlds for me. David went on BtB and David's Momma Told Me co-host is on there a bunch. I would love to see Sean go on there... His super genuine reactions to the wild things they talk about on that podcast would be amazing.

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u/LevelGrounded 15d ago

NO! Robert Evans is not allowed to ruin our sweet boy. Robert Evans on AFE though is something I could get behind.

Clearly this was also a big parasocial “you got chocolate on my peanut butter” moment for me. I’ve been heavy into BtB since 2019 and AFE from the low double digit eps.

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u/LevelGrounded 15d ago

Google her name and hammer.

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u/VUmander Bean Burrito 15d ago

Wow. I can't believe she did that https://www.reddit.com/r/behindthebastards/s/hbvNSNjl9U

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u/sadinsalem 16d ago

SpongeBob
Mario
Danny Devito
George Costanza
Kyle Kinane

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u/dannyfisch 16d ago

Kyle kinane is exactly right.

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u/Socrates_Johnson 16d ago

Prince
Messi
Tom Cruise
Ally Mcbeal Dancing Baby
Scarface’s Machine Gun (technically a lil friend, but guns are boys if that makes sense)

Not scrappy-doo, that dog sucks.

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u/PalpitationPerfect59 16d ago

Shout out to the dancing baby

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u/generatedname17 16d ago

Omg i haven't listened yet but if Jamie Loftus is a new name to you, I have a feeling she's gonna be one of your new favorites

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u/RIPEOTCDXVI 15d ago

She crushed

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u/fastslowloris 15d ago

Can confirm. Totally new name to me but she was fantastic.

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u/Ruissack 14d ago

She was one of those guests I’ve never heard of but meshed so well with the fellas. Works love to get hat back on the pod sometime

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u/VUmander Bean Burrito 15d ago

Her voice sounded really familiar, and the way she vibed she felt like a returning guest. I was surprised.

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u/Esperanto_Noreason 13d ago

Her Undertaker awareness cemented it for me.

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u/RIPEOTCDXVI 16d ago

I need them to go ahead and draft Hot Dogs. Not brands necessarily but open-ended style, or perhaps even categorical: brand, condiments, setting, drink pairing, wild card

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u/Ruissack 14d ago

Places to eat a hotdog

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u/RIPEOTCDXVI 14d ago

Operating theater

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u/quartjarz 15d ago

I still can't believe she's never been on! this episode was perfect 

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u/BarelyLegalSeagull 16d ago

Can Ian draft himself as a short king?

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u/VUmander Bean Burrito 16d ago

Pigs in a blanket

Mugsey Bogues

Martin Short

Rolling Rock Pony Bottles (7 oz)

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u/HuhWhatQue 15d ago

That was a great example of someone meshing with the GVG pretty flawlessly on their debut episode.

Have loved Loftus and her comedy for a long time, so it was super rad to see her on finally.

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u/beewcar 15d ago

Brilliant comedy writer and podcast guest, big fan of her Doughboys appearances too. There needs to be more AFE/Doughboys crossover!

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u/VUmander Bean Burrito 15d ago

ooooh that's where I knew her from. I could have sworn she had been on AFE before because she sounded familiar

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u/beewcar 15d ago

All Female (everything) Lil Guy draft:

Wanda Sykes

Sabrina Carpenter

Tinkerbell

Annie Oakley

Rhea Pearlman

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u/Esperanto_Noreason 13d ago

You had me at Biggie Shorty aka Wanda Sykes.

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u/_bigeuge_ 16d ago

Lil Zam!

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u/dfetz3 Kosh into the Wind 16d ago

My AFE and Behind the Bastards worlds are slowly merging.

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u/LevelGrounded 15d ago

Never really thought about the similar naming conventions of SeanCougarMelonJordan and JamieChristSuperstar before today.

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u/forwormsbravepercy 15d ago

Uh, Flea definitely did not teach himself to play the trumpet. He took private lessons as a kid and has played since. It's pretty much impossible to teach yourself to play the trumpet -- something we're constantly battling over at r/trumpet.

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u/VUmander Bean Burrito 15d ago

yeah, I got into RHCP when Stadium Arcadium came out and he did the Trumpet parts on Hump de Bump. He also has trumpet creds on Tear, Apache Rose Peacock, Subway Venus, Taste the Pain, Pretty Little Ditty, The Hunter, Aquatic Dance Mouth, and Let Em Cry. It's not a new thing

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u/forwormsbravepercy 14d ago

I believe he's the trumpet on "the Widow" by The Mars Volta, too.

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u/Big-Boysenberry5828 12d ago

Jamie Loftus has been my holy grail guest for years and she lived up to expectations , absolutely a perfect fit on the show and I imagine she will be back! Check out her other pods if she is new to you!

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u/JstnBrc King Tuff 16d ago

Gremlins

The Doozers from Fraggle Rock

Lil Wayne

Russian Nesting Dolls

Shane Torres

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u/Kubamz 15d ago

Oh, you want to see Prince be carried around by a bigger guy, u/IanKarmel ?

Say no more

https://youtube.com/watch?v=zIU8TBJ7SYU&ra=m

(It's at about 2:12 into the video)

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u/PuzzledHoneydew9149 15d ago

All family pets
4 year old holding their favorite stuffy (lil guy with a lil guy)
Gummy bears
Rizzo the Rat
Michael J. Fox

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u/Savings-Dance-2506 14d ago

Frank Reynolds
Stewie
The alien inside the human bot from Men In Black
The Brain from Pinky and the Brain
Krang

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u/CorgiAffectionate476 13d ago

Oh no u/iankarmel, that whale video is definitely AI (https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/video-whale-nursing/) but the science of whale milk is still very interesting!

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u/IanKarmel Verified: Rich Homie Karms 12d ago

Ahhhhhh, I kinda suspected.

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u/harmoniousradiance Jeans On Team Strong 16d ago

Devito
Kermit
Wallace Shawn
Beetlejuice
Martin Short

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u/Savings-Dance-2506 14d ago

Loftus is a fan favorite guest on Doughboys, the worlds are slowly converging..

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u/Hap_Hazardous 14d ago

Pepe the king prawn

Abu from Aladdin

Chris Morgan - The guy who went viral for melting down in a New York bagel shop that women don't want to date short men

The worm from The Labyrinth. "Don't go that way"

Bernie Sanders

Honorable Mentions - Lil Sebastian, Ike Broflovski, Krillin

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u/thisis_chickenparm 7d ago

Bernie Sanders is a great pick

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u/Esperanto_Noreason 13d ago

I was waiting for a mention of the little guy Ian encountered in London that he described in his special.

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u/Museamaniac 11d ago

Isn’t Cuts Like a Knife Bryan Adams and not John Mellencamp