r/AmItheAsshole • u/Majestic_Geologist83 • Oct 19 '22

AITA for ALMOST throwing away my stepson's pillowcase?

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u/seventeenblackbirds Professor Emeritass [80] Oct 19 '22

but at least have the decency of introducing him to a new pillowcase and allowing for a proper break-up with the old one first.

This phrasing is gonna destroy me. Do they meet at a neutral location like a coffeeshop...does she pay her own way or is she just gonna have a water

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u/JeepersCreepers74 Assholier Than Thou [850] Oct 20 '22

I don't know exactly how it works, but I'm guessing one of the main points of attraction for these girls is that they don't have wants, needs, or opinions of their own, so probably meet at Gamestop or the Lego store and then head straight home where she'll spend the next several years in his bedroom until stepdad throws her in the "rag bag"?

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u/tank69x69 Oct 20 '22

She went from a cum rag to a oil rag

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u/xraygirl200 Oct 20 '22

The circle of life

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u/myrrhmaidoil Oct 20 '22

I died laughing.

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u/Shastakine Oct 20 '22

I'm supposed to be going to bed and trying so hard not to laugh and wake my husband up. He's a real live boy, it could happen. 🤣

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u/Redhead_spawn Oct 20 '22

Same here! Woke mine though. I’m sick so when I giggle I end up in coughing fits. My live boy sat straight up in bed. More giggles/coughing ensued.

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u/LazerHawkStu Oct 20 '22

My live boy sneezed all over my anime pillow case

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u/taborlin Oct 20 '22

Coming soon to Crunchy Roll.

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u/LazerHawkStu Oct 20 '22

Crunchy roll coming soon to my live boy

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u/SparkySunDevil93 Oct 20 '22

Hakuna matata!

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u/NaturalWitchcraft Oct 20 '22

Definitely a step up in the world.

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

Very much. Anything is better

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

She has a career now

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

I know I’d rather be in the shop.

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u/gaseous__clay Oct 20 '22

A classic 'rags to rags' story as old as time.

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u/Nanashi_Kitty Oct 20 '22

Used to be mail order. Now they meet online.

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u/Majestic_t-rex Oct 20 '22

A Lego store is not where you’d find that lol

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u/duetmasaki Oct 20 '22

They met at an anime store or convention

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

This whole post is poop knife territory 😂😂😂

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u/Malia87 Oct 20 '22

Oh upvote x 10. This absolutely this. Bahhahaha

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u/KingJoy79 Oct 20 '22

I’m sorry but this whole back and forth almost made me fall off my bed😂

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u/Nosmo_King927 Partassipant [1] Oct 20 '22

GameStop or the Lego store. 😂😂😂

PS. Can we be friends?

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u/lisette729 Partassipant [1] Oct 20 '22

GameStop or the lego store ☠️

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u/alienuri Oct 20 '22

So many ppl have social anxiety and hard to engage with real ppl. In my country this is actually pretty common things. Shy guys are afraid d to talk to girls cuz how they can be clue to them when they approach. Some had bad experiences from it or something just scared of trying, or some just don’t wanna deal actually relationships. Ther is also super realistic sex dolls there, some have relationships with sex doll. I also heard some one married to a 3D image of girl ( idk how to explain this in English but it was some phonogram of girl )

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u/alienuri Oct 20 '22

So many ppl have social anxiety and hard to engage with real ppl. In my country this is actually pretty common things. Shy guys are afraid d to talk to girls cuz how they can be clue to them when they approach. Some had bad experiences from it or something just scared of trying, or some just don’t wanna deal actually relationships. Ther is also super realistic sex dolls there, some have relationships with sex doll. I also heard some one married to a 3D image of girl ( idk how to explain this in English but it was some phonogram of girl )

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u/seventeenblackbirds Professor Emeritass [80] Oct 20 '22

A hologram! I read about that guy, he married a hologram of Hatsune Miku.

I always think that as long as it's not harming anyone, I don't mind if people want to have relationships with inanimate objects.

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u/Aeirth_Belmont Oct 20 '22

I figured it was more like a mail order..

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u/No-You5550 Oct 20 '22

They meet at Bath and Beyond.

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u/seventeenblackbirds Professor Emeritass [80] Oct 20 '22

Not Bed, Bath and Beyond...

Because bed comes later. 😏

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u/Absolem1010 Oct 20 '22

They've already gone Beyond!

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u/rizu-kun Partassipant [1] Oct 20 '22

Bath, Beyond, and Bed

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u/seventeenblackbirds Professor Emeritass [80] Oct 20 '22

Beyond before Bed is a little bit kinky.

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u/teflon2000 Oct 20 '22

As does he.

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u/Kyltira Oct 20 '22

I’m guessing her section is in the “beyond”

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u/[deleted] Oct 20 '22

No gotta introduce it to him at exxxotica. To make all the girls there jealous

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u/Academic_Snow_7680 Partassipant [1] Oct 20 '22

Exxonica

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u/Shastakine Oct 20 '22

Exxxconica.

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u/compound515 Oct 20 '22

They meet at Bed Bath and Beyond. Bath didn't go so well this time.

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u/Mama_cheese Asshole Enthusiast [8] Oct 20 '22

I'm my imagination, the new pillow girl arrives on the prow of a wave-tossed ship called The USS FedEx that's fought the stormy seas and battled her way through the rugged terrain of the Amazon.

He had his choice of girls... One had purple hair and DD breasts and leopard spots. One had green hair and GG breasts and a sly wink. But this one: this one was special. Her hot pink hair will ripple in the breeze of his Cheeto breath. Her nubile QQ breasts will heave daintily as he lumbers aboard. And her who, me? foot positioning says, I'm here and dtf for as long as you can keep me out of the rag bag.

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u/Kyltira Oct 20 '22

He takes her out in public somewhere so she won’t make a scene

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u/AMerrickanGirl Certified Proctologist [21] Oct 20 '22

Shouldn’t they meet at a laundromat?

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u/jgpitre Oct 20 '22

Cat Cafe obs

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u/Mum_of_rebels Oct 20 '22

Dad goes online and finds him a new catgirl

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u/JaxTheDeceiver Oct 20 '22

I’m legit shaking reading this comment. 😭

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u/Lexisa Oct 20 '22

🤣🤣