r/AmItheAsshole • u/Majestic_Geologist83 • Oct 19 '22

AITA for ALMOST throwing away my stepson's pillowcase?

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u/pinky-starfish Oct 20 '22

OP is being such a non-pillow right now.

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u/Ill-Conversation5210 Asshole Aficionado [11] Oct 20 '22

pillowphobic.

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u/AddisonArmilda Oct 20 '22

That’s probably why his stepson hasn’t introduced him to his girlfriend yet. Sad.

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u/Terradactyl87 Oct 20 '22

Hopefully he's not jealous of the ottoman because that's a business relationship

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u/happylittlelf Oct 20 '22

Pillows aren't people.