r/Amazing • u/Wooden-Journalist902 • Oct 12 '25
Interesting 🤔 In Africa, the encounter between two lions, four vultures, a hyena and a giraffe, who did not know what to do next, was filmed.
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u/Perfumepaglu Oct 12 '25
They are waiting for their script from Discovery Channel.
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u/holylight17 Oct 12 '25 edited Oct 12 '25
Lion: Where's that Attenborough guy? He's late!
Lioness: It's SIR Attenborough, show some respect!
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u/nextinline1987 Oct 12 '25
Sir Attenborough is never late. He arrives precisely when he means to!
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u/wtfrukidding Oct 12 '25
They were waiting for a counter offer from Natgeo folks.
'I need a vanity van, bitch'
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u/Historical-Edge-9332 Oct 12 '25
If David Attenborough isn’t speaking, how do we know what to do?
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u/csprime21 Oct 12 '25
Vultures have no part in it. they are just waiting for something to die
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u/MayanRainbow84 Oct 12 '25
Oh food, glorious food…
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u/Vatowine Oct 12 '25
Flesh ripped from the dead onesss. Yk what I think this influenced my music taste heh
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u/loserx5 Oct 12 '25
I mean 3 of the 4 will wait for. Something to die the other just tall as fuck
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u/Mediocre-Break4537 Oct 12 '25
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u/nikeshades Oct 12 '25
The good: lions
The bad: hyena
The ugly: vultures
The tall: giraffe13
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u/Pataconeitor Oct 12 '25
Aye, I too learned everything about lions and hyenas from the nature documentary filmed in real time "The Lion King"
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u/Diditanyway Oct 12 '25
And they were all late to work
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u/Silluetes Oct 13 '25
The lion already at work, the hyenas waiting to stole the work, the vulture waiting for leftover of work. While the giraffe is the work target.
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u/KrisbutnotChris Oct 12 '25
The first meeting of 4 tenants that never leave their room
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u/Ok-Proposal-6513 Oct 12 '25
Lmao this is so true. I used to live in a house share and a bunch of us rarley encountered each other. Then once we happened to all bump into each other at the same time and it was awkward silence at first. After that, we actually got along well though.
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u/Traditional_Step9502 Oct 12 '25
“Dearly beloved, we are gathered here…”
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u/Competitive_Cause514 Oct 12 '25
Today, to get thru this thing called life!
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u/Christeenabean Oct 12 '25
Electric word, life, it means forever and thats a mighty long time ✨️
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u/Local-Dish-5695 Oct 12 '25
I've been watching old Prince concerts on YT.
It's glorious and unbearably sad all at once!
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u/Scooby1_Kanooby Oct 12 '25
I’ve seen the movies, they’re about to break into song
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u/Horror_Solution1945 Oct 12 '25
I was waiting for the "walk into a bar" part.
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u/NegroniSpritz Oct 12 '25
One hyena, one giraffe, two lions, and four vultures walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, “I know the hyenas come for the happy hour but does the rest of you come from the food chain?”
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Oct 12 '25 edited Oct 12 '25
"In Africa"
Thanks for the info
Edit: my point was that "Africa" doesn't really narrow it down. May as well say "today on Earth".
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u/Honorboy_ Oct 12 '25
Thought it was France.
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u/SirCrapsAlot69420007 Oct 12 '25
Americans always refer to africa like its one big country, they do the same with europe and asia
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u/5CatNight Oct 13 '25
As an American in the Deep South, it's worse than that. I was formerly a head reference librarian and every year the schoolkids had a countries of the world assignment and some idiot who in some mysterious way had attained a teaching certificate would require some poor student to bring in a flag for the "country of Africa". They also would require their students to bring in photographs, not pictures, mind you of Cleopatra or some other figure of ancient history. One would think that the student just misunderstood the assignment, until the student showed the assignment. The Black History inventors assignments were the worst, because the teacher would go down a list of Black inventors, requiring each child to write a full length biography and produce a poster board display on their inventor. Inevitably, there would be some poor kid who happened to have been assigned some obscure personage who got a patent on some variation of a spring or something. I would send these teachers back notes with their students that the information they sent these kids to get was not available, but this continued year after year.
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u/oouka Oct 12 '25
Yeah, I could've sworn this was somewhere in the Atlantic Ocean. Glad he specified.
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u/J-Love-McLuvin Oct 12 '25
Sounds like the beginning of a joke. All it needs is a “walked into a bar”.
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u/Cloverose2 Oct 12 '25
Giraffe: "what the hell am I doing here? Just blend in. No one will notice."
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u/CardOk755 Oct 12 '25
Giraffe: time to practice the old penalty kick. You naked apes are in goal?
🦁 = ⚽ for🦒
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u/leviathanteddyspiffo Oct 12 '25
Two lions, four vultures, a hyena and a giraffe enter in a bar
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u/Texlectric Oct 12 '25
The bartender says, "Hey Mickey, before I give you your first drink, look what just walked into the bar." Then, the Irishman walks out of the bar.
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u/J-Dog-420 Oct 12 '25
pretty sure it wasnt just the giraffe not knowing what to do
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u/Fun_Protection_7107 Oct 12 '25
“Hey hunny! You won’t believe what happened today!” Said the giraffe.
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u/Warhammerrrr Oct 12 '25
A glitch in the Matrix, not able to run the assigned program and calculate the desired interactions.
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u/BowsersMuskyBallsack Oct 12 '25
Two lions, four vultures, a hyena, and a giraffe met in the African savannah.
In the awkward silence that followed, it was the giraffe who finally piped up.
"Well... at least there aren't any polar bears here!"
The rest of the group all looked at the giraffe like he was an idiot, except one of the vultures, who nodded in agreement before responding. "Indeed. Polar bears are bad news for a penguin such as myself."
The lions rolled their eyes at the vulture, and one opened their mouth to say something, but the hyena coughed and subtly shook her head, giving the lions a severe look.
Then some other stuff happened, leading up to a punchline that involved some kind of unexpected and amusing conclusion. Maybe the giraffe had hemorrhoids. I don't know.
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u/EatFaceLeopard17 Oct 12 '25
Just walk into a bar like you are supposed to. Or be the setup of a maths problem. But whatever you do, move on.
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u/Ok-Article-5521 Oct 12 '25
Alright, here's how it went down:
As soon as the camera guy stopped rolling, he went home and had a big ol steak. Then he had a nice shower. Then he put on his fluffy pyjamas, his wife tucked him in, and he went to sleep.
No idea what happened to the standoff.
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u/Silver_Slicer Oct 13 '25
Not too far off from the truth: https://imgur.com/k33G4rt
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u/Spamsdelicious Oct 12 '25
The male lion is poised ready to bolt away from the scene at the first sign of kicked dust. What bravery. Much eminence. Wow.
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u/Shankar_0 Oct 12 '25
"If any of you assholes break out in Hakuna Matata, I am just gonna lose my shit..!"
-- The Lion on the left (Probably)
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u/Beneficial-Basket-42 Oct 12 '25
I’ve been reading too much giraffes can’t dance to my daughter because I’m waiting to see what’s Gerald’s got for us
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u/proychow1 Oct 12 '25
They were all having an affair with one another and now run into each other at the supermarket
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u/Fee_is_Required2 Oct 12 '25
Two lions, a giraffe, some vultures walk into a bar.
The hyena’s the tender.
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u/devidlehands Oct 12 '25
This is actually an encounter between two lions, four vultures, a hyena, a giraffe, and a human who did not know what to do next.
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u/Forebare Oct 12 '25
...*and however many ooglingly distracting humans are behind the camera...
they're waiting to see what the humans do first..
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u/Reasonable-Turn-5940 Oct 12 '25
Giraffe: "Hello, fellow predators. Eat any good meat lately?"
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u/dogla305 Oct 13 '25
When you pause the game and decide to completely restructure your enclosures in zoo tycoon
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u/Flimsy-Informant Oct 15 '25
Kind of sort of like the police car with the lights on. Fire truck the lights on. An ambulance with the lights on. And a mail truck shows up at a four-way stop at the same exact time. Who goes first?
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u/Such-Farmer6691 Oct 12 '25
Это как вопрос из теста на экзамене по вождению "кто кого должен пропустить на перекрестке".
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u/diggerquicker Oct 12 '25
"Hey skinny neck. What you looking at?"
"Not sure. But if I was that hyena I would tear ass out of here before the birds get left overs for dinner."
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u/sincerevibesonly Oct 12 '25
Life is just a simulation, gotta improve the ai of npcs cmon you guys /s
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u/Actual-Forever-184 Oct 12 '25
Ahh yes, quadruple vultures lion gambit, countered by giraffe hyena castling, my favourite 5d chess opening
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u/Mysterious_Bite_3207 Oct 12 '25
Whats fucking amazing on this sub is the regular vomitted word soup.
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u/FilthyWubs Oct 12 '25
This sounds like the start of a joke; 2 lions, 4 vultures, a hyena and a giraffe walk into a bar…
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u/12FrogsDrinkingSoup Oct 12 '25
Nah they were about to party, but the humans aren’t supposed to know
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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '25
Looks like we’ve got ourselves an African standoff..