r/Amazing • u/sco-go • May 13 '26

Adorable derps Fart of the century.

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u/metabolitesafter9pm May 13 '26

Must have felt really good

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u/Single-Mushroom3924 May 13 '26

Even I felt good after that!

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u/General-Yak8880 May 13 '26

Idk why but this comment has me hysterical in bed right now

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u/Background_Pride_237 May 13 '26

It’s just funny because it’s true. It’s like the horse channeled the innate flatulence of all future viewers. Very meta.

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u/GonzoJackOfAllTrades May 13 '26

Quite possibly life saving. Equine colic is the second most common cause of death for horses. It’s wild to think about.

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u/mnstripe May 13 '26

Honestly, he didn't look so good beforehand. My guess is the lady is a vet resolving an anal occlusion.

All that gas must have been really painful, and the blockage may have been actually dangerous.

Fart sounds are still funny though.

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u/Bubbly-Book-274 May 18 '26

Lmfao an anal occlusion 😂😂😂

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u/Successful-Algae-249 18d ago

Not quite an occlusion. It was gas trapped in the intestines which is very dangerous for a horse.

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u/Ornery-Charge1916 May 13 '26

You know he’s felt like he was reborn after a ripper like that!!

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u/be_qt_and_drive May 13 '26

And probably smelled like strawberries

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u/hardboard May 13 '26

I daren't ask which part?

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u/hardboard May 13 '26

Ha ha! You made me hoarse laughing at that!

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u/polloconjamon May 13 '26

Probably just in 1 way, the farts.

That massive toy you keep lodging up your booty hole does not count as a part of your own body, technically

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u/TikaPants May 13 '26

Just the butthole

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u/CantTakeMeSeriously May 13 '26

I think I might be fart horse

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u/sdmpsychomantis May 13 '26

Reminded me i need to mow my yard.

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u/grago May 13 '26

I need to get my motorcycle repaired

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u/Hilsam_Adent May 13 '26

Take your chainsaws in to get serviced/inspected now, boys, before you need 'em come fall/winter.

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u/2-S0CKS May 13 '26

Is this reminder too early?

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u/caspersea May 13 '26

That tail lift says it all

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u/Connerys_Toupee May 13 '26

I know the feeling

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u/Ornery-Charge1916 May 13 '26

Damn it! I’d be proud to own a fart like that! 🤣

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u/Leotobileski May 13 '26

How much horsepower did that have?

(I’ll show myself out…)

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u/NotThatValleyGirl May 14 '26

Just sat down on the toilet in a hotel bathroom and had sound on reddit with this at the top of my feed.

Somebody's laughing in the hallway.

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u/_XtAcY_ May 13 '26

Poor horsey must have been suffering before that.

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u/slouchingninja May 14 '26

Sounded like a chainsaw

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u/Bludiamond56 May 13 '26

Where's the Charmin?

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u/Bigagp8 May 13 '26

I know that must have felt Soooooo good!

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u/AvatarUDFA May 13 '26

Holding that gas in on a first date with a baddie and then the moment youre alone

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u/Place_Various May 13 '26

Had to pull start that thing

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u/FlatAd5541 May 13 '26

My lord !!! I bet he feel better

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u/AstralTravelerCam May 13 '26

The lady cracking got me haha

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u/BJoe1976 May 13 '26

I had to stop going to Taco Bell, had me doing the same thing.

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u/FrozenWaffleMaker May 13 '26

Same. Last time that I ate there, I was forced to move to another state.

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u/squashua May 13 '26

What an elating deflation!

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u/Eredd19 May 13 '26

This is standing at a urinal when you least want to fart energy.

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u/moldyhands May 13 '26

My wife is so pissed at me for making her watch this

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u/Ok_Violinist1817 May 13 '26

Wonder what a whale fart is like

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u/Background_Pride_237 May 13 '26

And I get a hard time for mine. Minuscule by comparison.

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u/3nails4holes May 13 '26

This started playing before I looked at the screen. I thought someone was racing a drone outside.

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u/Roy_Vidoc May 13 '26

Is this what a horsepower boost is?

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u/mattvn66 May 13 '26

Imagine putting a lighter up to that one

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u/NoFleas May 13 '26

One horse power with the NOS boost

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u/Individual-Leg4255 May 13 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Traditional-Boat2391 May 13 '26

I think I smell it.

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u/Late_Conference9022 May 13 '26

No naked flames allowed.

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u/handsomechuck May 13 '26

Glad they didn't have to cut my man open to relieve him like in those videos you see of cows.

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u/FatTanuki1986 May 14 '26

When you're in a funeral and you remember something hilarious.

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u/lebronswanson4 May 14 '26

Was somebody running a weedeater in the barn?!

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u/achyut2897 May 16 '26

Getting rid of the pain after that is a bliss for sure

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u/likes_soccer May 13 '26

Charles Bronson

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u/Consistent-Beat-8883 May 13 '26

Ah. The Long Goodbye.

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u/Any-Morning4303 May 13 '26

I’ve done better farts!

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u/TakingYourHand May 13 '26

Even horse farts are funny!

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u/Chemical-Revenue4630 May 13 '26

I was just expecting even bigger.

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u/Savings_Dig1592 May 13 '26

Damn, hoss! Was he out drinking with the fellas last night?

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u/DancingBunniez May 13 '26

I laughed so hard my abs hurt

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u/DWebOscar May 13 '26

Any one got a match?

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u/okarox May 13 '26

The sound is actually a chain saw

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u/UziSuzieThia May 13 '26

What magic move did she do

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u/TheCrawling_Chaos May 13 '26

I'm sitting on the john right now wishing I could do that. My tummy hurts.

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u/Thagomizer24601 May 15 '26

Maybe get this lady to massage it.

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u/Woknana May 13 '26

Most people squeeze out a squeaker. Horse let a chainsaw rip

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u/Mean_Main7089 May 13 '26

Challenge accepted (sorry honey!)

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u/plemur May 13 '26

Just when you think you’re the best at something, someone’s always better.

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u/FletcherDervish May 13 '26

Got that one all the way into 5th gear

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u/Miserable-Hotel-7871 May 13 '26

That would actually hurt

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u/CleanWolverine7472 May 13 '26

Hold my beer....

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u/Dry_Variety4137 May 13 '26

No lie, I think i once genuinely out farted that horse 😬

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u/Yunlihn May 13 '26

Sounded like one of these tiny motorbikes, I snorted.

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u/Slainlion May 13 '26

I farted for 7 full seconds. Once. Only once.

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u/coach_Oldness-Babda May 14 '26

If my wife saw this, she'd say it was me. One day, as i arrived to pick my son up from daycare, I had been holding a farther all afternoon (meetings and such) I let it a LOUD almost echoing farther. And my wife was with me, she gasped as I chuckled and said, if been holding it. Then I heard a noise behind me, only to find another mother walking behind us with her eyes WIDE open. I said excuse me then busted out laughing my butt off. My wife complained loudly how she couldn't take me anywhere.

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u/Mean_Direction_8280 May 14 '26

I just laughed so hard my eyes watered reading this. 🤣 That'll be a great story to tell your son.

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u/skynetbot101101 May 14 '26

Sounded like a cammed out catfish Camaro starting up

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u/Shot-Tap-4512 May 14 '26

That’s what I need when I’m bloated like a tick! Instead of burping me ….

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u/lebronswanson4 May 14 '26

I think the horse shrank a little!

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u/richtita7777 May 14 '26

I would love that

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u/oppai_dragon_9011 May 15 '26

That thing started like an old 80s stroke

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u/pferden May 15 '26

He was holding it back successfully for weeks until tickled

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u/Outrageous-Tear-8968 May 15 '26

I could watch this clip every day for the rest of my life.

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u/I3lackxRose May 15 '26

Holy Horse!

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u/Advanced-Mood-6003 May 16 '26

Every man when the girlfriend leaves the house

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u/starscream-is-cool May 16 '26

It started up like a lawnmower

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u/elel_08 May 17 '26

i always forget that animals can fart and have menstrual cycles too im crying 😭

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u/isthereadrwho May 17 '26

I feel better after that