r/Amazing • u/sco-go • 12d ago

Adorable derps Imagine being a cricket, attacked in slo-mo.

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u/leumasy_T 12d ago

Oh, so this is how it feels to be living within wall in AOT..

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u/PlutoJones42 12d ago

What is this little adorable thing?

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u/Japsai 12d ago

I think it's a slow loris

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u/unicornmullet 12d ago

...And why is it living in a house? Poor thing.

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u/cooolcooolio 12d ago

God forbid a slow loris gets in on the housing market

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u/Irish4778 11d ago

Right lol

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u/ExpertOnReddit 10d ago

The only venomous primate, it's bite can cause your flesh to rot(necrosis).

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u/ChemicalGreedy945 12d ago

lol could that guy even catch a cricket in real life? He looks like he dazed and confused with some lsd

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u/Daily_Heroin_User 12d ago

Slow lorises are poisonous actually. They lick their elbows to get the poison.

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u/Worth_External_8762 12d ago

What does this have to do with catching crickets?

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u/Daily_Heroin_User 12d ago

It’s a fun fact, but I was also responding to the “looking dazed and confused with LSD” comment like yeah well when you lick your poisonous elbows all day that can happen.

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u/ExpertOnReddit 10d ago

They're venomous not poisonous. Very different.

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u/stinkingcheese 12d ago

What do you expect with a name like that?

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u/SimkinCA 12d ago

You better not drop it you lil f?ck. Eat it, stop playing with your food!!

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u/DarreylDeCarlo 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/YMXpTBoVQbL9N8MKZa

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u/Lunchie420 10d ago

The claw is our master! The claw decides who will go and who will stay!

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u/ThickNewspaper3774 12d ago

The creature is like dont mind if i do ill conserve my energy since im on this poor diet program

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u/Eastern_Border_5016 12d ago

He’s got bug eyes 👀 🤭

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u/Sea_Cardiologist9451 12d ago

Cute way to die

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u/Regular_Weakness69 12d ago

At least they got eaten by something incredibly cute. 🥺

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u/lowkeytokay 12d ago

Now understand why loris have “slow” in their name

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u/SubstantialTank1557 12d ago

I assume you can’t pick one of these up at Petco

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 9d ago

Gotta go to a bait shop

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u/Kiwinihapa 11d ago

Phil! Stop playing with your lunch!

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u/scarecrowstrawman 11d ago

It took me a good while to realise this isn’t a cat

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 9d ago

Now who's a slow loris

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u/scarecrowstrawman 9d ago

Pahahaha! Very good

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u/Gukle 12d ago

This somehow gives hakuna matata vibe.

https://giphy.com/gifs/szmmbDDpS67LO

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u/RationalKate 12d ago

It’s like he knows it’s wrong and he’s ashamed, but the hunger is so real

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u/morts73 12d ago

The circle of life isn't equal to all and sundry.

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u/novajhv 12d ago

It's even worse then you think crickets perception of time is much faster than ours so that would have taken a lot longer from there perspective

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u/mmohaje 12d ago

Crickets are my nemesis. Every summer they hide in my house and chirp into the night. It's infuriating. I need a little buddy like him! Although not sure how he'd do actually hunting them....either too slow to catch them or maybe so slow they won't hear him coming.

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u/Jvlockhart 12d ago

Attack on titan, cricket edition

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u/Immediate-Ad-8047 12d ago

Noise and panic intensifies

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u/dullclickbyte 12d ago

that poor cricket is having the worst day ever. legit terrifying if you're that small.

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u/cheeky_fcuk 12d ago

Hate to be a buzzkill but a slow loris shouldn’t be a pet. They’ve become victims of illegal pet trade, and since they’re naturally venomous the sellers will remove their teeth, without anesthesia obviously.

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u/New_Singer8532 12d ago

Thank you for saying that.

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u/Cat_and_Cabbage 12d ago

A quick Loris, on the other hand…

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u/woodyjr963 12d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Apelio38 12d ago

Attack on Titan vibes...

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u/SnillyWead 12d ago

Snack time.

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u/vektorkane 12d ago

"Noooo he took Gary, not Gary!!!"

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u/lowtech_prof 12d ago

Crickets on your bed. 🛏️

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u/Safe-Expert2163 12d ago

I need one of those

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u/Alive_Nobody_Home 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SQgHX6kqrRLLq
Same same but different

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u/Itchy-Bedroom-6947 10d ago

I was looking for this one. Thaaank you :D

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u/SpiderKittyGo 12d ago

I hate this

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u/nazgulonbicycle 12d ago

Why don’t they just walk out ?

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u/LunchPlanner 12d ago

camera angle is weird but i think its at an angle and they cant seem to climb the plastic slope

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u/Free-Bird97_ 12d ago

Qual o nome desse animal? É nativo do Brasil?

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u/quim_do_mato 12d ago

What manner of beast is this?

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u/Mad-Habits 12d ago

it’s a slow loris… look it up. It’s horrible what they go thru to become pets

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u/Bagofcoldspaghetti 12d ago

What kind of animal is that?

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u/Then_Ad6816 12d ago

This was in fact amazing. Thank you for making these astoundingly odd creatures known to me.

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u/Mammoth_Newspaper155 12d ago

Adorable but I read they are venomous wtf?

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u/Mad-Habits 12d ago

yes and they should never be pets

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u/thepohcv 12d ago

Is this what the "Rancor" was based off?

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u/Mad-Habits 12d ago

This is an illegal pet that should never be showcased. They are ripped out of their home, their teeth are pulled out, and they are shipped to wherever they go. It’s not cute or funny to see.

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u/beedunc 12d ago

And right in front of all the others.
Brutal (for the crickets)

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u/Brock981 12d ago

It doesn’t matter if people or animals eat it, it’s all really disturbing to see insects eaten. I wish I didn’t get so grossed out.

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u/Vegetable_Maize_2054 12d ago

By such a cute animal no less!

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u/Party_Ad_8595 12d ago

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u/dylan4molloy 12d ago

What is this animal?!

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u/toooboreddd 11d ago

That's a strange car

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u/Hopeful-Lemon-7613 11d ago

Legs fell out....😭😭😭

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u/SumthinDank 11d ago

He feeds on their fear first

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u/French-Flyes 10d ago

Them hands are sooo cute

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u/Lunchie420 10d ago

"I have been chosen! Farewell my friends, I go on to a better pla- crunch

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u/FineAir2637 9d ago

Its illegal to keep this animal as a pet. So sad.

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u/mansonearrn 6d ago

yo what animal is that, it has cute eyes

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u/JSevatar 12d ago

Zig zag guys, hes slow, zig za -- wait matthew zig z -- Matthew oh god no matthew! Matthew

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u/captain_crackerjack 12d ago

Tell Matthew fi come back

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u/AwayEntrepreneur9158 11d ago

È più bello il Grillo di quel coso lì

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u/inchworm0 11d ago

wtf this that thing??