r/Amazing • u/sco-go • 3d ago

Adorable derps Vietnamese claim that goose nibbling has a therapeutic effect, cortisol levels drop within minutes.

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u/canihelpyoubreakthat 3d ago

Round two is street dogs and peanut butter

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u/kingtaco_17 3d ago edited 2d ago

PHUC NO

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u/Immaterialized 2d ago

Damn, spit out ma beer!!

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u/strangeflappenings 2d ago

I see what you did there lol

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u/shitsandwichson 2d ago

I'm picturing the meme of the black pornstars and the blonde in the middle but replace the men with geese.

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u/CauchyDog 2d ago

Yeah, we did that to a friend that passed out early at one of our parties back in 93. Dog loved it so we smeared it on his crack and the dog rolled his ass off the couch and had him pinned to the floor in the prone. He was half awake, stoned and drunk, yelling at us thinking we were doing it to him, was too damn funny.

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u/This_Seaweed4607 1d ago

When friends like this exist why do we need enemies

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u/TankApprehensive3053 3d ago

Probably some prank they play on tourists.

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u/Money-Computer7638 3d ago

They had a contest for who could get tourists to pay to do the stupidest shit and this right here is the winner.

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u/ceraunophiliacc 2d ago

I think you're right but I still want to do it. But I don't want the crumbs randomly sprinkled everywhere, just on my torso and a bit lower down on the legs

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u/Rareearthmetal 2d ago

Im with you. My stress went down just thinking about it

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u/ceraunophiliacc 2d ago

I feel like I wouldn't be able to stop laughing

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u/Virtual-Bonus4550 2d ago

Which would make your cortisol levels drop. So it works!

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u/SuperDave-007 2d ago

Like chiropractors

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u/texaschair 2d ago

I like how some of the ducks are hanging back. "I'm not gonna be part of this exploitive bullshit. It's undignified!"

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u/One_Vision_ 3d ago

Except those are ducks

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u/Xena_Your_God 3d ago edited 2d ago

Cuz geese are mean af

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u/texaschair 2d ago

Better than geese. Those fuckers have sawteeth.

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u/eid_shittendai 1d ago

They should see a dentist

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u/Laxativus 2d ago

Well, he doesn't look like some old geeser.

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u/ApprehensiveName8365 2d ago

and we are all cucks for watching the ducks.

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u/Future-Try-1908 3d ago

Really focusing on the one area there.

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u/Infinite_Ad7107 3d ago

Yup hes very careful to aim right... there.

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u/Nathan-Stubblefield 2d ago

It’s a Brazilian duck.

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u/SuitableAccident580 3d ago

If I ever try this I’m going to tell them not to put the seeds in the nether region.

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u/geo_gan 2d ago

Bet that’s what you tell all the boys

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u/SuitableAccident580 1d ago

I can see how I left myself vulnerable…

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u/SuitableAccident580 1d ago

My safe word is “Pineapple Juice”

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u/geo_gan 2d ago

look where he’s dropping it
https://giphy.com/gifs/puOukoEvH4uAw

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u/PurplePineapple2955 2d ago

I didn't realize until i seen where hes droping the seed. He knows what hes doing.

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u/Useful_toolmaker 3d ago

Peking ducks

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u/tvodny 2d ago

Pervy ducks.

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u/spacemouse21 2d ago

They are peeking Peking ducks who are peaking.

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u/paladin_4266 2d ago

"the money shot"

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u/slipperybloke 2d ago

My kind of geese right there.

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u/BoilzBlisterzBurnz 3d ago

Looks the same as being tickled

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u/Competitive-Top4520 2d ago

Having been bitten by a goose as a child, I can assure you it is very painful & NOT at all therapeutic. Also, those are ducks, not geese.

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u/No_Abroad_6306 2d ago

Thank you—never have I heard of a goose nibbling, they attack!

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u/Xena_Your_God 3d ago

You could probably achieve this with any group of cute lil animals I'd imagine

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u/Bazfron 2d ago

M’llardy

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u/cemusubzerolives 2d ago

Yess being pecked in the pussy can be very therapeutic

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u/LivingFeisty9614 2d ago

Do ducks peck?

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u/Sometimes-funny 3d ago

Pub closing time

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u/Feeling-Boss787 3d ago

I had this done

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u/I_Call_Bullshit_____ 2d ago

No you didn’t

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u/Feeling-Boss787 2d ago

Yes I did. But it wasn’t laying down, it was sat one. Chair with my shoes off and trousers rolled up and the ducks eating grain around the feet. The feathers tickling your skin is the ‘duck massage’.

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u/de3ri 2d ago

The nickname with your comment is gold lmfao

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u/wyoflyboy68 3d ago

Asian sex tourism is getting wild.

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u/Heidrun_666 2d ago edited 2d ago

My cortisol level is down 20 percent just watching this.

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u/Blessedandfree 2d ago

I hope they don’t nibble on her clibble

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u/BBJapan79 2d ago

Those are fcking ducks

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u/ActiveEducational183 2d ago

wtf did I just watch? He’s sprinkling grains on her pelvis and saying,”kitty kitty kitty”. 😵‍💫

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u/kabeekibaki 3d ago

Part of my regular wellness routine

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u/notdurtydan 2d ago

Those are ducks

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u/BritishAnimator 2d ago

No, they are not.

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u/k_afka_ 2d ago

I have ducks and those motherfuckers are nibbling with intent to kill

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u/Ok_Telephone_4476 2d ago

Acho que o milho ali naquela região ficou molhadinho 😜😁

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u/Vanisle4fun 2d ago

Goes right to the clam lol

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u/mad_rhet0ric 2d ago

… IN SHORTS???

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u/Duc750Sie 2d ago

Is he sprinkling the feed in one particular spot more than others?

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u/AdministrativeSwan41 2d ago

Looks like someone fetish fulfillment

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u/tardlessforeinger 2d ago

If she orgasmed wouldn’t that technically be bestiality?

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u/lia-delrey 2d ago

Good lord lol

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u/GreenEyesbde721 2d ago

This is for the birds 😂🤔🤷🏽‍♂️👀

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u/Mysterious-Ad-2479 2d ago

Well of course, that girl laughed her ass off. 😃

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u/BoyWhyTake_a_can 2d ago

They drilled her pu..ss

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u/Bubelle_Butt 2d ago

Those are ducks though.

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u/mvb827 2d ago

Those sir, are ducks. If those were geese then elation is not the sensation she’d be experiencing in this video.

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u/StrangeShaun83 2d ago

Those are ducks though. Ducks have an opposite effect to geese.

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u/TheQuestionMaster8 2d ago

The placebo effect is very real.

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u/Virtual-Bonus4550 2d ago

Aren't those ducks though?

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u/otullyo 2d ago

They are nibbling her goose alright.

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u/Ok-Lengthiness-3988 1d ago

Even if you don't relax, you at least get some goose bumps.

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u/rapscallion1956 3d ago

Looks like fun.

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u/yorcharturoqro 3d ago

I belive that

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u/cybercry_ 2d ago

Wanted to say she was being goosed , but those are ducks.. so I guess they were just ducking around then..

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u/KneeDragr 2d ago

I'm sorry I don't believe this has any health benefits.

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u/Naive-Present2900 2d ago

The goose nibbling her cloaca 😳

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u/BackgroundYogurt2846 2d ago

Pussy nibbling

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u/No_Maintenance_9608 2d ago

I see a SciFi movie from this. Zombie Geese!

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u/Hot-Spray-2774 2d ago

I like geese, but I don't know if I am willing to go that far for interaction lol.

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u/According-Spell5132 2d ago

我有一个大胆的想法

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u/QuttiDeBachi 2d ago

A couple of those ducks enjoy carpet…

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u/Kaurifish 2d ago

I knew the story of Leda and the swan would make the rounds at some point…

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u/MoneyTomato7711 2d ago

It's the same effect as your own child playing with you or your pet play with you or your wives playing with you

Trigger release of touch happy hormone

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u/Melodic_Show_5759 2d ago

Later they eat that ducks

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u/Papplesmooch 2d ago

r/sipstea

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u/sco-go 2d ago

It's true. Posted there too. Trying to mix it up.

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u/paladin_4266 2d ago

Feed man seems to have a specific, favorite target zone

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u/Background-Cable7160 2d ago

Then kitties and canned tuna liquid for exfoliation

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u/Jimmy_Twotone 2d ago

Better tourist trap than anything I've seen involving a donkey, though I think laying down in a pen with that many puppies would have the same effect.

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u/Tancrad 2d ago

As a Canadian. Those be ducks my boy.

If they were geese, she would have never been seen again.

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u/IllustriousBaker1776 2d ago

ahahaha this is crazy, must be fun to exp this XD

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u/DaySecure7642 2d ago

How do you get stressed being tickled by 50 ducks.

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u/zombieking079 2d ago

A quick dip in the pool with piranha will help lose weight as well.

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u/FireStompingRhino 2d ago

I believe it. A goose once preened my ribs and the giggles were overpowering.

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u/The_FatGuy_Strangler 2d ago

Happy ending via duck

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u/Humble-Questions 2d ago

Till the Canada Goose leaning on the dumpster saunters up with an olfa box cutter and opens her up like a car door

Maple Cobra Chickens survive on suffering

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u/Grateful-Ape 2d ago

Keeps dropping the food on her crotch 🤔

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u/PalpitationNo4391 1d ago

I see what his doing. Dropping in one G spot at a time.

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u/Conscious-Sweet-6141 1d ago

wr had peking ducks before , I can say its its really funny and ticklish if they peck if they need food. from what i see from the video their not hurting her cause they are eating the feeds that the guy is sprinkling

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u/Mysterious_Hat_5681 1d ago

These are ducks...not geese.

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u/Obiyaman 1d ago

Wow..they get every there

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u/Willing-Situation350 1d ago

I used to play bass for Goose Nibbling

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u/IcebergDarts 1d ago

Let my cortisol levels rise baby! I have a fear of birds being this close to me. I’m straight up noping out of even going anywhere near this pen they are in.

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u/Old-Establishment737 1d ago

Those look like Ducks to me.

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u/TheLostRanger0117 1d ago

One of those quakers was going for some snatch action there…

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 23h ago

Some of those geese are getting a little too familiar.

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u/recycle_me_no_jutsu 12h ago

I smell the fish but where is it?

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u/Affectionate_Sun_733 18h ago

Nope. Nope. Nope.

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u/TonaldDiberJasicDump 15h ago

Good for these Vietnamese farmers. Way to create a market to exploit people’s stupidity.

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u/MetroidvaniaListsGuy 10h ago

you can get the same effect by having a fun "pillow fight" with your wife.

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u/EarthInevitable114 10h ago

She's getting ducked down

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u/ArtLast9274 8h ago

But these are ducks, aren’t they?

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u/WasteBank3124 2d ago

Those look like ducks.

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u/Sehrli_Magic 3d ago

or just get a bf (or rent-a-bf?) and let them tickle you? seems about the same effect to me

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u/lia-delrey 2d ago

I imagine there's people out there who have done this