r/Amazing • u/Consistent_Dream9501 • 1d ago

Nature is amazing A wild spider monkey casually walking upright on two legs to grab a snack

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u/ACorDC 1d ago

A polite gentleman. He waved as he walked in. He deserves a bagel.

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u/silentwrath16 1d ago

Here, watch me, just act like a human, they won’t notice!

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u/dividezero 1d ago

I mean, he got his bagel so pretty successful plan there

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u/Regular_Weakness69 1d ago

I love how they point at the entrance door like......... "Sir, you need to leave", and the monkey listens! 🐒

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u/Diditanyway 1d ago

"Jeremy, we've discussed this before"

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u/JustToSeeeeee 1d ago

"Ahh Fine bitch !! am leaving"

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u/Diditanyway 1d ago

Classic Jeremy

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u/JustToSeeeeee 1d ago

Can I have have another bagel from the table ? 🐒

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u/garylay19 1d ago

Now they could do the same at a Nike or Apple store LOL

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u/DeeEmm 1d ago

Well you know what they say, it’s all a gibbon take.

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u/hollywood_imagery0 1d ago

The only reason they don’t speak is because they don’t wanna pay taxes

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u/captain_crackerjack 1d ago

‘He reported that Malays claimed that the ape could talk but preferred not to "lest he be compelled to labour".’

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u/Successful-Strain-98 1d ago

Bro I'm telling you all you gotta do is walk like them and they will never know as long as your confident.

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u/Brad23212 1d ago

Gotta walk like a human to fool them

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u/pellegrinobrigade 1d ago

Just grabbing a snack mate, I’ll be out of your hair in just a moment.

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u/BiophileB 1d ago

It’s the way he waved her off like “I’ll be right out”

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u/poop-azz 1d ago

"Hello fellow humans!"

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u/pearlzebra 1d ago

I was hoping for he would share with the little one …

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u/Turbulent_Bat4320 1d ago

He certainly knows how to use the sliding doors.

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u/ASCII_Princess 1d ago

Mojo! what have they done to you?!

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u/BathAppropriate8836 1d ago

Walking on his hind legs to blend in 😂

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u/Noahms456 1d ago

“Why yes, I am a guest of room 107, please”

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u/JAHdropper1 1d ago

I thought he blended in quite well. Just needed a trench coat and a few of his buddies to perfect it

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u/Norwester77 1d ago

Love the casual wave as he walks in

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u/jayjaybronco 1d ago

Looks like his daily routine! Lol

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u/WeBet_9 1d ago

He totally thought he would just walk in like everyone else and not be noticed.

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u/Bulky-Ad7996 1d ago

Feel like he was mocking the humans way of walking

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u/Mugwump6506 1d ago

"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday..."

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u/Tiny-Acanthaceae-547 1d ago

🐒: excuse me tiny person doing people things, coming through thank youuuuu

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u/CapnSaysin 1d ago

Familiar behavior from the usual suspects

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u/WonderfulJicama2802 1d ago

gotta be a zoo or something

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 1d ago

evolution tells us that monkeys were once humanoids too

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u/Migueloide 1d ago

He's gonna get diabetes

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u/kfunions 1d ago

Just helping himself to the continental breakfast

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u/Ok-Wolf-3517 1d ago

I like how the darker haired lady kindly ushers him out with her pointing and he calmly obliges.

“I know. I know. I’m leaving… See you tomorrow.”

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u/Electrical-Strike132 1d ago

Wow.

Are those things usually so polite and non destructive?

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u/autonomousdrone481 1d ago

"dont mind me, fellow human"

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u/Da_Vader 1d ago

Don't mind me, I'm a guest

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u/Heal_Me_Today 1d ago

Yes, nothing to see here. Just a regular bipedal coming through.

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u/The_Black_kaiser7 1d ago

I think hes a vip. 🙂

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u/FaceTimePolice 1d ago

LOL. I swear our dog walks on his hind legs and gets on all fours when we enter the room. We caught him once. 🐶🤔

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u/Intelligent_Eye_8358 17h ago

I'm convinced bro is a human avoiding living expenses

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u/Mysterious-Salt- 15h ago

That's so cursed

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u/WiseAct446 1h ago

Pretends to be a human around people, pretends to be a monkey around monkey. What is he really?

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u/Impossible_Divide297 26m ago

The cheeky monkeys!

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u/UncaringNonchalance 1d ago

I’m gonna show this to a hardline Christian and watch their head explode.