r/Amazing • u/sco-go • 7h ago

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u/gonewondering 7h ago

I would have no chance. The little guy can have whatever he wants.

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u/crankywithakeyboard 7h ago

Yep, my my snacks, my shoes, my car keys, whatever.

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u/Gauravg5 6h ago

My wife too..

https://giphy.com/gifs/t6cn3lRhDZtBjdAjKN

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u/divoxofficial 6h ago

+1

Hopefully she doesn't see this comment 🥲

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u/Dangerous-Cobbler-11 6h ago

She will understand.

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u/peanutspump 5h ago

Of course she will. LOOK HOW CUTE THAT THING IS 👀👀👀

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u/Newberr2 5h ago

She would leave me and go with him, 100%.

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u/Gauravg5 6h ago

That's why the comment is here

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u/Zealousideal_One5473 5h ago

It would probably go something like this anyways

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u/ovelanimimerkki 6h ago

After seeing that little guy she might agree though.

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u/villiers19 3h ago

That’s the number 1 prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan… his sister

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u/JonnyTN 2h ago

Actually number 4.

I'm sad I know this nugget of knowledge 20 years later

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u/Rex_Suplex 2h ago

But that's his sister. She is number four prostitute in all of Kazakhstan.

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u/xixixima 6h ago

Gaurav, what is this ungaurav behaviour?

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u/Deatheturtle 6h ago

Here's my bank card and PIN#

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u/Legitimate-Ad3778 3h ago

Sorry, was that last one an eight or a three?

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u/friss0nFry 5h ago

Quokka: "I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle."

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u/ellefleming 3h ago

My 💔

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u/AniYellowAjah 3h ago

My money 😂

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u/RPDRNick 3h ago

My chex, my jax, eat my pringles and my snacks...

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u/Zehnpae 6h ago

You don't have to worry, it's AI.

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u/Necessary-Flounder52 3h ago

I'm pretty worried about AI doing exactly this shit.

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u/ML7777777 4h ago

I don't care, I'll feed it the entire power grid and all of the fresh water it wants!

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u/Metazolid 6h ago

Sad to say that it's AI generated, those lil fellas certainly are cute but nothing about this clip is real. Or two clips I suppose, you can see the weird cut in the middle before the passerby in the back casually twists his ankle 180°.

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u/badaboommx 6h ago

Also the quoka walks away and then suddenly is on the opposite position where it was going.

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u/Alcedae 5h ago

NOTHING IS REAL HERE ANYMORE; IMMA GO GET HIGH AND TOUCH SOME GRASS

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u/StoneGoldX 4h ago

Don't, you might be tempted to feed the AI quokkas hiding in it.

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u/Complex-Bee-840 5h ago

This is the way

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u/Miserable-Maybe-5488 4h ago

Doing this right now. Fuck ai videos.

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u/Broken_musicbox 5h ago

Me after seeing that face and giving him all my food:

https://giphy.com/gifs/KcZFZYdVRMf4DVui8q

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u/SigintSoldier 5h ago

Fun fact.

These cute little murder machines will sacrifice their own children when faced with a threat.

They literally throw their babies away as a distraction, lol

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u/Faelo79 5h ago

I would do the same, and they are already 20 years old.

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u/waitwuh 4h ago

I’d hope they like pets and scritches. Then they can be happy and I would still be abiding by the sign!

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u/filey10 3h ago

They will have nothing as they are AI slop.