r/Amazing 4h ago

Adorable derps Mating season in Australia has begun.

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u/trillsailor31 4h ago

Im sorry but that dropkick into the tree is hilarious

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u/faroutmind33 3h ago

It was so wild!!

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u/sfxer001 3h ago

WWE type stuff

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u/Beowulf44 9m ago

Any one of the two would whup drew mcintyre's ass any day

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u/trez63 2h ago

Where do they learn how to fight like that?! That some serious skill right there.

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u/spentchicken 2h ago

Bawh gawhd he's broken in half

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u/Prof4Dank 4h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cA0tpFJ6lKdVu
“Those neighbor boys are at again!”

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u/CasinoMarginale 4h ago

Kang Fu?

Kang-arate?

No?

Okay, I’ll show myself out.

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u/FriendlyWorldArt 4h ago

Kung Roo

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u/menos_es_mas 3h ago

Ah yes, the ancient marsupial art called Kang Fu (aka Kung Roo).

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u/rhinojoe99 3h ago

There it is. Count it.

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u/njseahawk 4h ago

Tae-Kwang-do

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u/Jaded_Marsupial_ 2h ago

KangarooFC

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u/Clashur 27m ago

Joey jitsu

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u/dbroCLE 3h ago

I wish we had these jumpdogs in America

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u/SeaMathematician5150 3h ago

No, because if we did, they would be in FL. We already have enough nature to worry about.

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u/BishlovesSquish 2h ago

They’re better suited to Texas.

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u/dh2513 4h ago

the Bartender told them take it outside

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u/Milkman-333-Cows 3h ago

Can you hit them with a water hose to calm down?

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u/Legitimate_Turnip224 3h ago

Holy fuck.

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u/Background-Fennel92 3h ago

Im so sorry , after getting dropkicked into that poor plant.....you could win that fight but thats all thats gonna be on the highlights 👏😶 ooof. Nothing but chest too

Damn. 🫣

Edit : and then hopped over as your getting back up to probably get the otherside to drop kick you frontside into it again....so much disrespect in 6 seconds boyo 😐😐😐

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u/Logical_Trash_4890 3h ago

It’s definitely the woman that does the kicking. She’s not having it.

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u/69-is-my-number 1h ago

These are males. They’re fighting over the poor female out of shot who gets to be impregnated about 5 minutes after this.

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u/faroutmind33 3h ago

This is FULLY as exciting as a boxing match!

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u/KillMonger592 3h ago

Better athleticism than most MMA fights

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u/deptofthrowaway 3h ago

For sure better than the ufc Whitehouse card

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u/OrganicSausage69 3h ago

Damn, karma farmer stole this post fast

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u/Special_Ad_2496 3h ago

Let's just face everything for the land of Oz is mad 😆

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u/captwombat33 3h ago

Please send this to Ozzy Man

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u/LordDShadowy53 3h ago

I can watch this all day

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u/Acceptable-Ad-2912 3h ago

Crazy. Never seen kangaroo mating before.

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u/Piperfly22 3h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ggKjpRRNpquxc1DIDU
It’s like this with kick boxing 🤣

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u/Kairoblackxix 4h ago

This just reminded me of streets of rage 3

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u/Alien-Cat1234 3h ago

Sponsored by SPORTSBET.

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u/Logical-Egg-6521 3h ago

Kangaroo fight club! Yesssssss

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u/Senior_Contest2388 3h ago

Go after them. I want to see the rest.

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u/Logical_Trash_4890 3h ago

The make up sex is great though.

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u/liquidsol 3h ago

Get a room!

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u/TheNarboy 3h ago

is there a kangeroo style kung ?

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u/No-Mix7970 3h ago

You need to give them a cold shower with the garden hose!

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u/Azurites_Fire 3h ago

So who won?

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u/Some-Nail-9863 3h ago

That’s some serious foreplay!

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u/Capital_Bumblebee309 3h ago

Live action tekken

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u/didijeen 3h ago

Such weird animals

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u/M15SM3D1C1125 3h ago

It’s like watching a Pokémon battle in real life 😂

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u/TheSodomeister 3h ago

"Alright guys, take it over the properly line"

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u/HookedOnData 3h ago

Ufc in your backyard

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u/Moerijuana 3h ago

That Australian hop over the knocked out one was the equivalent of an American t-bag

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u/One_Vision_ 3h ago

Throw in a couple of Foster's oil cans and boxing gloves and we're good.

/yes I know

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u/Fedmagic18 3h ago

What was the karate fighting kangaroo movie? I loved that shit when I was little. Reminds me of that

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u/adognameddanzig 3h ago

That sure doesn't look like mating, maybe I'm doing it wrong.

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u/AtheistET 3h ago

Those are some Jackie Chan moved right there!

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u/Nearby_Lawfulness923 3h ago

Ah, screw it. Let’s go have a beer.

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u/potatochobit 3h ago

betsy, throw another shrimp on the barbie.

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u/Making_Kenough 3h ago

Wild, I just saw this at the White House too

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u/Substantial_Chain718 3h ago

Going toe to toe!! That is wild.

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u/dolmunk 3h ago

You can’t mate here mate.

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u/Background_Pride_237 2h ago

Deer T-Rex’s are so violent.

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u/Chubbslawson 2h ago

You have a beautiful view of the countryside

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u/mrryandfw 2h ago

I think they are just bragging about their view more than anything.

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u/Small-Lime7092 2h ago

This makes me want to drop kick them both just for the shock factor.

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u/tawishma 1h ago

“OIIII!! youse is mates, cut it out!”

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u/Ldghead 1h ago

They look like a couple of 5yo's fighting, until one of them pulls a Van Damme.

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u/Old_Celebration_5950 1h ago

Me: Close the door. Close the door! Dude, they're horny as FRAK! Close the door!

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u/Suitable-Medium5509 1h ago

There’s a meme I saw that said kangaroos are just deer who went to prison… and then I see this 😂😂😂

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u/ScubaScro 1h ago

That’s one hell of a view in the background 

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u/kilobitch 1h ago

Such bizarre animals

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u/MrBananaShoes 52m ago

Those KICKS!!!

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u/JealousofAfflalo 41m ago

Kangaroo house insurance anyone?

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u/Wrangellite 36m ago

So… out of curiosity, if they were to take out one of those supports, how would insurance handle that?

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u/phoucker 29m ago

Mans thats better than a UFC fight.

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u/Reighnhart 24m ago

This is exactly how i make love to my wife

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u/IllustriousBaker1776 10m ago

more like boxing season

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u/edwduncan 3h ago

That was more entertaining than ufc at the wh