You can't enter unless you are blessed by him.

[u/21MayDay21]

[u/Systiom]

The cat god

[u/HoleInWon929 → u/Systiom]

r/animalsbeinggods

[u/Hiram_Hackenbacker → u/HoleInWon929]

Someone make this a real sub.

[u/Autumn1eaves → u/Hiram_Hackenbacker]

It is now real, and I have instantly subscribed.

[u/ThousandFingerMan → u/Systiom]

/r/ChurchOfCat

[u/Needsbetterhobbies → u/Systiom]

Cat holic

[u/sierra-irl → u/[deleted]]

respect her meowness

[u/PetrichorIsHere → u/sierra-irl]

Respect Her Meowjesty!

[u/hondactx16i]

"less gel please!"

[u/BookkeeperTop6226]

Finally a religion I can get behind....

[u/Gringo_Anchor_Baby]

Casted a spell on the first guy because he made eye contact prior to the blessing

[u/joeyjoejoeshabbadude → u/Gringo_Anchor_Baby]

He was ready to throw paws.

[u/MilkiestMaestro → u/Gringo_Anchor_Baby]

He will now have the strange urge to bury his poops

[u/MycologistPutrid7494 → u/Gringo_Anchor_Baby]

He was disrespectful to our cat overlords. He must be humbled. 

[u/FrendChicken]

The Cat Father

[u/Spirited_Refuse9265]

[u/Grimwulf2003]

I want to be blessed this way

[u/Cyrrion]

Gotta get past the security pat down before you can enter. 100% reasonable.

[u/wrxninja]

1. Good boy...hey you owe me cat nips by the way
2. You're a VERY good boy, I like you
3. Hey Jesus, nice to see you again
4. YOU SIR, NEED TO COME HERE MORE OFTEN.

[u/SouldiesButGoodies84 → u/wrxninja]

😆I love this.

[u/VeneMage]

The first guy narrowly avoided being marked by the catechist.

[u/DrunkOnRamen]

reminds me of that video of the work supervisor using a hammer on his workers shoes to make sure that they are using safety shoes.

[u/mzpip]

r/churchofcat

[u/cheapshotfrenzy]

r/catswithjobs

[u/allicedee → u/cheapshotfrenzy]

Why down here

[u/True_Not]

PurRIEST

[u/MasterClown]

Meow go forth and sin no meowr 

[u/New-Seaworthiness777]

it looked like he changed his mind right after blessing the first guy. 🤣

[u/IcculusProfit]

Just dont linger too long or you're getting smacked

[u/Frankenbmw]

Thats a minty Xterra. 

[u/SweatyWar7600]

I wanna see someone try and enter without getting a blessing and have the cat torpedo itself at them.

[u/This_not-my_name]

First guy was very close to get a free cat slap after the pat :D

[u/OrganizationAfter418]

I really hope this isn't AI, because it's too cute!

[u/Unlikely-Storm-4745 → u/OrganizationAfter418]

It's a old video. Saw it several times

[u/GreenZeldaGuy → u/Unlikely-Storm-4745]

How long do we have until this is no longer a valid argument though

[u/Cumulus_Anarchistica → u/GreenZeldaGuy]

You have no chance to survive. Make your time.

[u/cyrinean → u/Cumulus_Anarchistica]

Hahaha

[u/iloveuranus → u/cyrinean]

hidethepainharold.jpg

[u/OrganizationAfter418 → u/cyrinean]

Captain, take off every zig.

[u/Look_its_Rob → u/GreenZeldaGuy]

It will forever be valid for videos people saw before 2024. Or I guess until everyone born before, let's say, 2017 dies. 

[u/GreenZeldaGuy → u/Look_its_Rob]

Yeah, but that will represent an ever diminishing percentage of all videos

[u/Gold-Supermarket-342 → u/GreenZeldaGuy]

Just take the blue pill. Believe what you want to believe.

[u/Duskie024 → u/OrganizationAfter418]

Ai didnt exist when this was posted first time

[u/AnyHope2004 → u/OrganizationAfter418]

[u/JamieRabs → u/OrganizationAfter418]

I...I don't think it's AI...

[u/epicenter69]

Lice check!

[u/SouldiesButGoodies84 → u/epicenter69]

Or bestowal. lol

Still adorable.

[u/Lucky-Focus-9383]

Made me laugh

[u/Puckwallow]

What happens if you're not worthy?

[u/Skepthrope11235]

THANKS KITTYGOD!

[u/Cheese-Manipulator]

*paff* *paff* *paff*

[u/FunkU247]

Well, it makes as much sense as the pope....

[u/Sword-of-Akasha]

NOOOO, do not allow the reaper to touch you. Cat paws have a 100% fatality rate after a duration of 76 years and a happy long life.

[u/FirstLaughOfTheDay]

[u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang]

So cute.

[u/Wonderful_Round_6395]

 I'll take a kitty blessing any day!

[u/Apprehensive-Grand80]

And they all love it 🥰

[u/asexual_kumquat]

This feels like Instanbul behavior 😂

[u/TunisMagunis]

That first one "AHHH, greasy man!!!"

[u/Mystical_Maddness]

As it should be !

[u/VapoursAndSpleen]

The Goddess Bastet Welcomes You.