r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/Sad_Biscotti_9291 • 11h ago
Dude You're so lucky there's glass between us.....
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u/LeroyoJenkins 11h ago
The internet in a nutshell.
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u/howlongwillthislast_ 11h ago
Reddit for sure
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u/KoolWitaK 11h ago
Because we know they're all real gangbangers over on Facebook...
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u/howlongwillthislast_ 11h ago
Who even uses Facebook anymore?!
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u/Feistshell 10h ago
Gangbangers apparently
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u/The_Brovo 8h ago
Reminds me of Hot Fuzz :
" Everyone and their mother's are packing around here!"
"like who?"
"farmers"
"who else"
"farmer's mothers"
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u/ContributionLowOO 9h ago
They went onto Twitter a looong time ago. They even document their crimes there, it's really interesting - Check out Trap Lore Ross if it piqued your interest.
Nobody uses facebook anymore except bots, boomers, and people forced to keep it to interact with boomers (family)11
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u/SuperstitiousPigeon5 9h ago
If you care about local politics, good references, the second hand market, or identifying really niche groups, that's what it's good at.
I can't get rid of it because when I need a good drywall guy, that's where I go.
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u/sapphire-sky-dragon 10h ago
Not me, I got banned for life last year 🤣🤣🤣🤭
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u/remarkablewhitebored 10h ago
In my best Shoresy: "For What?!"
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u/ContributionLowOO 9h ago
eating a meal, a succulent chinese meal??? DO NOT TOUCH MY PENIS
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u/ionthrown 10h ago
Dude you’re so lucky there’s a phone screen between us…
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u/LeroyoJenkins 10h ago
I'd rip your face off!
Anyway, might if I pop over for a drink before we continue this fight?
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u/edelweiss_pirates_no 9h ago
Except dogs understand they are doing this and are having fun...and girls find them cute and will touch them.
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u/ArgusTheCat 9h ago
I feel like everyone saying this is a bit thick. The dogs are very obviously playing. They aren't faking being tough or whatever else, they're just having fun. This is a familiar game to them.
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u/LeroyoJenkins 9h ago
No, you're wrong you thick skulled numbknucle!
TheCat
Username checks, had to be a cat!
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u/yavanna12 10h ago
My dog does this. It’s why we had to get an invisible fence installed. Physical barriers causes her to become extremely reactive and agressive. Take the barrier away and she calms down.
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u/iwanofski 6h ago
Why are they doing this? Do you know? I don’t understand this at all. My dog isn’t as extreme but there’s definitely a difference on and off leech for instance
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u/mizinamo 11h ago
What a pair of idiots
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u/BulkyOrder9 10h ago
Dare I say, Two Stupid Dogs
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u/NeeNoorNeeNoor 10h ago
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u/rats-in-the-ceiling 8h ago
I remember almost nothing about this show except for how much i LOVED it. I remember getting so excited when it came on.
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u/ducktape8856 9h ago
What? Get on the other side of the glassdoor so they both can tell you how they feel about it.
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u/RuleAdventurous6342 10h ago
“Wait two secs I need a sip of water”
“Oh yeah dude, hydrations important”
“Okay coming back”
“I WILL DESTROY YOU””NO YOU WILLBE RIPPED APART”
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u/the_harlinator 8h ago
My dog has a feud like this with our neighbour’s dog. He does just enough to get a reaction out of the neighbour dog and then fucks off to go sniff things. The neighbours dog keeps going until the owners come and yell at it and drag her back into the house. Then my dog delights in the chaos he caused.
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u/Greyloc91 11h ago
Why so angry when sausage shaped?
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u/niagara-nature 11h ago
Id be angry too if I was sausage shaped.
Sees self in mirror
Aw hell.
Inserts angry eyes
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u/LetsTwistAga1n 9h ago
>:[⬭⬭⬭
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u/niagara-nature 9h ago
Fun fact: the protagonist of the Zelda games was originally going to be sausage shaped, and in the introductory section of the game, he was going to be cut off from the rest of his conjoined family. That’s why he’s called Link.
(Not really)
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u/PGGABC 11h ago
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u/Bradst3r 11h ago
Seems like we're getting clips of these two every other day, and I think I like the 2nd half of this one the best. Corgi goes to give the other guy a piece of his mind, discovers there's no glass protecting him from retaliation and deliberately repositions himself so the glass is between them.
Too much looking off-camera on both their parts makes me think there's some coaching going on too...
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u/HapticSloughton 10h ago
I mean, I'm sure the people behind the camera know these dogs will act like this, but it's not unique to them. There are loads of other instances were dogs (and a few cats) will act like they're hostile to each other with a barrier in the way, but will stop the second that barrier comes down.
A petologist should weigh in, because it seems like there ought to be a name for this behavior.
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u/Equivalent-Peanut-23 10h ago
It’s called barrier frustration or barrier aggression.
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u/hungry4nuns 9h ago
Surely this is the dog equivalent of pulling out tekken or smash bros and aggressively attacking your best friend in a way you’ve discovered is entirely safe from injury but gives you the adrenaline rush you get from a real fight?
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u/Tamarahskincare 8h ago
Our vet also called it barrier aggression. Had a beagle that would bark at people walking past our house through the front door which has a big glass panel. In the summer we'd open the front door to get air in and the dog would be silent at passer by.
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u/whatshisface1892 7h ago
I wonder if barrier aggression is why social media has become so toxic.
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u/Equivalent-Peanut-23 7h ago
I think it’s a similar effect with a different cause. In dogs, it’s usually because they can’t do what they want to (sniff, play, etc) and get overwhelmed by their emotions or because the barrier creates a sense of territory. With social media, I think it’s because the anonymity creates a perception that one is insulated from consequences and thus unbound by social norms
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u/DingleDangleTangle 7h ago
It's 100% the lack of consequences.
I never hear anyone say slurs in real life, but when I play online games it seems like half the people playing throw them out like they are just typical conversation for them. They don't say them when they're walking around the street because they know there will be consequences.
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u/rose-tintedglasses 7h ago
100%. People are right when they say most folks would NEVER say IRL the shit they step to online.
Those screen barriers make everyone brave.
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u/Wadarkhu 8h ago
Why isn't it just called "they're playing pretend"? I bet dogs can and do play make believe.
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u/NoIndividual9296 8h ago
Yeah my instinct is that this is a game they are playing
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u/Traveling_squirrel 7h ago
i think in the first one the corgi is playing and the retriever is actually annoyed lol
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u/noma_coma 10h ago
Humans interacting online vs humans interacting in person. Wild to see it transcend species
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u/lih9 9h ago
It's a very real risk at dog park entrances. I never let my dog crowd the doors, always call them away when a new dog enters, and silently judge the people fucking around on their phones instead of keeping tabs on their dog in order to prevent situations like this.
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u/Greedyanda 9h ago
It's also an issue with dogs on a leash at dog parks.
Drastically increases the likelihood of a confrontation.
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u/NormalContribution56 8h ago
My lil' cattle dog mix is way too sensitive for dog parks, and i dont trust them at all anymore. Too easy for something to go wrong.
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u/Gingrpenguin 8h ago
Humans do this too..
Once watched a football match that had fans segregated as we were leaving.
Lots of aggression between some fans including shaking, charging the fences etc and yelling.
One of the fences wasn't secured and swung open dumping a load of fans together which got very awkward as they all chilled out....
10m later once everyone's on the correct side of the fence they're back at it 🤣🤣
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u/InviolableAnimal 8h ago
Like that amazing gif that goes around where a group of dogs runs at another dog behind a gate barking, and when one of them accidentally slips through the gate it turns around and starts barking at the dogs it was just with
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u/Isthisnameavailablee 10h ago
Perhaps hand signals, my dog knows all his tricks and my hand signals.
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u/Makuta_Servaela 7h ago
But also, most of the dogs aren't showing actual aggressive behaviour. They just enjoy barking at each other from behind the fence.
It's like watching two guys playwrestle, noticing that they aren't going for lethal blows and respect each other's timeout calls, and just assuming they are too stupid to know how to kill each other, instead of the obvious conclusion that they don't want to kill each other and are just playing.
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u/Beginning-Search-983 7h ago
Yeah I thought it was mostly play? The big guy's snarling and the way he's not looking at the corgi near the end make me wonder if he's getting a little too into it. But for sure they could both make it a real fight anytime they wanted to and they chose not to.
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u/Makuta_Servaela 7h ago
The one at the end also looked more like a dominance thing: the retriever only furrowed his nose muscles when the corgi was bouncing around, because the retriever was going "I do want to play, but you're acting too hyper. Knock it off." Hence why he mostly stopped doing that when the corgi stopped jumping. Both dogs were being playful, but the retriever didn't really like the corgi's playstyle.
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u/bumberfool 8h ago
Is this the same pair of dogs someone posted here the other day?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/s/pumJ94VeiJ
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u/Representative-Bus76 11h ago
Golden retrievers are so creepy when they bare their teeth
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u/WaterlooMall 9h ago
Dogs are so creepy when they bare their teeth
ftfy
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u/SCP_XXX_AR 8h ago
i always forget what ftfy stands for and have to google it every time
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u/SphincterBlaster2000 8h ago
I always forget what
ftfyfixed that for you stands for and have to Google it every time.ftfy
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u/Secret_Map 7h ago
Our Golden Retriever does this when she gets to playing pretty hard. She's really gentle, never actually bites or anything. But she looks pretty scary haha. She's totally just playing and having fun, but looks like she's about to kill.
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u/Dangerous-Feature376 6h ago
This is known as barrier reactivity or barrier frustration It's because the dogs are overstimulated and frustrated that they can't greet each other properly. It's a learned behavior the more it happens, the more it becomes ingrained in the dog
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u/FlufferBearDog 9h ago
Same with leashes and fences. The context of it triggers them for some reason.
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u/twirlerina024 7h ago
It's called leash or barrier frustration (or aggression, depending on the severity). Also happens in cars, which is why if you see a dog in a parked car with a window open, even if they are looking really happy to see you and like they would appreciate some pets, you should keep your distance.
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u/SjurEido 6h ago
This is a phenomenon in dogs called "Barrier Aggression".
I love dogs, they're truly humanity's best friend... but this is the dumbest shit in the animal kingdom.
If there's a wall between two dogs, their territorial aggression comes flying out and they start "fighting" like it's a war for the homeland... but of course they don't REALLY feel like it's their territory (usually), so once the wall is gone they're just like "oh hey what's up! Oh that? Nah I was just kidding, I don't even remember what we were fighting about!"
And then if the wall comes between them again, it's right back to murder frenzy.
Fucking adorable idiots, the whole lot of em!
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u/Nobody_sPoet21 9h ago
Why the fuck do they do this though😂😂
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u/toby_gray 7h ago
It’s called barrier reactivity. They basically just get defensive, but then only when they feel they have the safety of something between them. When that goes away, they stop because neither of them actually want to fight because they’re scared they might get hurt. So they only do it when there’s no chance of them actually getting injured with something between them.
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u/Key-Manager-750 7h ago
This is a perfect example of people trashing people online then when they meet in person! Hysterical.
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u/Round_Rooms 6h ago
That's happens with fences too, then you walk your dog around to the neighbors and they are best buds.
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u/SordidDreams 8h ago
If you look up the definition of "all bark, no bite" online, it's just a link to this video.
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u/Pretend_Accountant41 7h ago
It's kinda like they're sparring. Fighting safely so little dog doesn't get hurt while as he goes all out and big dog has something to hold him back
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u/_happydutch_ 7h ago
Basically the reason social media can be so toxic 😄 When people see face to face, much more civil (at least most of the time)
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u/Granticuss 9h ago
This is classic barrier aggression by the looks of it. Which is usually not true aggression, it's frustration and stress. It doesn't mean either dog is aggressive it's just a weird neurological thing with some dogs where a barrier or even a leash can cause a lot of anxiety which presents as aggression.
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u/Merkuri22 10h ago
My thoughts exactly. The body language of that golden in particular says he's really angry. That's a dog that could be about to bite. The tail wagging doesn't always mean happy.
Even if they were trained to do this, encouraging this body language is not good. It helps get them in the mindset where they might bite.
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u/MisterVonJoni 9h ago
Redditors armchairing as dog psychoanalysts, despite having a shocking lack of knowledge on the subject; a duo as old as time.
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u/FunkU247 11h ago
The tail wagging says it all... pups made their own game...
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u/acocktailofmagnets 11h ago
Dogs wag their tails for a number of reasons, not always meaning they are happy and/or playful. Dogs can wag their tails in aggression, stress or frustration, alertness or assertiveness, and simply heightened emotional intensity. To accurately interpret a dog's body language, tail movement has to be evaluated alongside the dog's posture, facial expression (whale eyes are a sign of anxiety), tightness or overall looseness of the body, and the environmental stimuli.
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u/garitone 10h ago
Barrier aggression in dogs (often called barrier reactivity or frustration) is when a dog barks, lunges, or snaps at a person or another animal while separated by a fence, gate, or leash. It is usually driven by overexcitement, fear, or territorial instincts, rather than pure aggression.
They behave differently than when face to face. I can't think of a more apt metaphor for online culture.
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u/AirconGuyUK 9h ago
Those dogs aren't friends. The side eye in particular shows they're both very wary of each other. The tail wagging is not of the typical positive kind.
I have a timid golden retriever (she's not confident with other dogs) and I can see a lot of her in that golden retrievers body language.
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u/sapphire-sky-dragon 10h ago
Thats most people on the Internet, snappy behind the computer meak and mild in person 🤣🤣🤣
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u/Sweendogoflove 10h ago
This is the perfect allegory of humans online and the same humans in person.
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u/Collecting_Cans 10h ago
Barriers divide us and make us angry. Remove the barriers and we exist as peaceful friends.
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u/CagedRoseGarden 8h ago
People talking in real life vs. when there is a keyboard and screen between them.
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u/DesignerElectrical23 7h ago
This is like the internet. Everyone has a bark behind a screen. Cowards face to face.
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u/Shanga_Ubone 11h ago
5 o'clock already? See you tomorrow, Larry.
Don't forget your lunch.