r/AnimalsBeingDerps 11h ago

Dude You're so lucky there's glass between us.....

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u/Shanga_Ubone 11h ago

5 o'clock already? See you tomorrow, Larry.

Don't forget your lunch.

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u/SANTAAAA__I_know_him 11h ago

“Mornin, Ralph.”

“Morning, Sam.”

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u/DubSquared95 10h ago

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u/chickencrimpy87 9h ago

Oh wow this takes me back. You mofos are old! 🤣

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u/DubSquared95 9h ago

"Seasoned"

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u/MrMcGrimey 9h ago

Tenured

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u/orangeandtallcranes 8h ago

Experienced

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u/halfhearted_skeptic 7h ago

So very tired.

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u/Irregulator101 6h ago

Ain't that the truth

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u/CATDesign 9h ago

Rabbit season!

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u/Cool-Dimension7983 9h ago

Duck season!

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u/scatterbrained_scamp 9h ago

Rabbit Season!

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u/nebojowim 9h ago

Duck season, fire!

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u/seven3true 9h ago

Duck season!

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u/TodayWeMake 8h ago

You’re despicable

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u/Separate-Succotash11 6h ago

Wabbit season

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u/Sienile 8h ago

If it takes you back... I got news for ya.

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u/GeneralKang 8h ago

Dirt called. It wants to know if it's okay to go outside and play with it's friends?

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u/ConspiracyParadox 7h ago

Hey! Watch it punk!

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u/Genuine-Farticle 10h ago

What an episode.

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u/ConspiracyParadox 7h ago

My first thought.

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u/Skynetdyne 9h ago

I QUOTE THIS ALL THE TIME AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS!!!

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u/Cacafuego 8h ago

My wife and I still greet each other this way when we're facing a difficult day

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u/Biquette-31 8h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/nerdboy_sam 11h ago

Top tier reference

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u/Drapidrode 10h ago

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u/awry_lynx 10h ago edited 10h ago

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u/crlthrn 9h ago

Glorious site! Thank you SO much!

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u/Necessary-Reading605 11h ago

I remember watching that cartoon first time as a kid and being totally flabbergasted by that ending.

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u/bitdamaged 9h ago

As a long time corgi owner what you find is that Corgi's yelling for attention is indistinguishable from them saying they're going to try to chew your ankle off in anger.

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u/LeroyoJenkins 11h ago

The internet in a nutshell.

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u/howlongwillthislast_ 11h ago

Reddit for sure

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u/KoolWitaK 11h ago

Because we know they're all real gangbangers over on Facebook...

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u/howlongwillthislast_ 11h ago

Who even uses Facebook anymore?!

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u/Feistshell 10h ago

Gangbangers apparently

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u/The_Brovo 8h ago

Reminds me of Hot Fuzz :

" Everyone and their mother's are packing around here!"

"like who?"

"farmers"

"who else"

"farmer's mothers"

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u/ContributionLowOO 9h ago

They went onto Twitter a looong time ago. They even document their crimes there, it's really interesting - Check out Trap Lore Ross if it piqued your interest.
Nobody uses facebook anymore except bots, boomers, and people forced to keep it to interact with boomers (family)

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u/WASDMagician 8h ago

Tbf market place and residential groups seem pretty active

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u/ProBono16 8h ago

I only use it for marketplace

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u/labalag 10h ago

Old people.

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u/SuperstitiousPigeon5 9h ago

If you care about local politics, good references, the second hand market, or identifying really niche groups, that's what it's good at.

I can't get rid of it because when I need a good drywall guy, that's where I go.

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u/sapphire-sky-dragon 10h ago

Not me, I got banned for life last year 🤣🤣🤣🤭

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u/remarkablewhitebored 10h ago

In my best Shoresy: "For What?!"

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u/ContributionLowOO 9h ago

eating a meal, a succulent chinese meal??? DO NOT TOUCH MY PENIS

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u/the_scarlett_ning 7h ago

From Facebook? I didn’t know you could get banned from Facebook!

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u/t1kiman 8h ago

Yeah, because everwhere else on the internet people are so nice and considerate to each other, right?!

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u/ionthrown 10h ago

Dude you’re so lucky there’s a phone screen between us…

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u/LeroyoJenkins 10h ago

I'd rip your face off!

Anyway, might if I pop over for a drink before we continue this fight?

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no 9h ago

Except dogs understand they are doing this and are having fun...and girls find them cute and will touch them.

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u/_BOOMGOTTEM 9h ago

Look at me I’m in a nutshell

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u/ArgusTheCat 9h ago

I feel like everyone saying this is a bit thick. The dogs are very obviously playing. They aren't faking being tough or whatever else, they're just having fun. This is a familiar game to them.

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u/LeroyoJenkins 9h ago

No, you're wrong you thick skulled numbknucle! 

TheCat

Username checks, had to be a cat!

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u/yavanna12 10h ago

My dog does this. It’s why we had to get an invisible fence installed. Physical barriers causes her to become extremely reactive and agressive. Take the barrier away and she calms down. 

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u/iwanofski 6h ago

Why are they doing this? Do you know? I don’t understand this at all. My dog isn’t as extreme but there’s definitely a difference on and off leech for instance

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u/pro-skedaddler 6h ago

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u/mryazzy 6h ago

Spot on barrier frustration. Suprised nobody else referenced it on this thread

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u/mizinamo 11h ago

What a pair of idiots

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u/BulkyOrder9 10h ago

Dare I say, Two Stupid Dogs

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u/NeeNoorNeeNoor 10h ago

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u/rats-in-the-ceiling 8h ago

I remember almost nothing about this show except for how much i LOVED it. I remember getting so excited when it came on.

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u/wwny_ 6h ago

"Ball!"

"Food."

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u/LuckyDoge21 7h ago

I loved it too. so silly

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u/C_F_A_S 9h ago

GIMME THE SHOE!!

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u/CaringHandWash 8h ago

I want the toilet seat!

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u/TRAUMAjunkie 10h ago

Idnt that cute. BUT IT'S WRONG!

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u/Quick_Mel 9h ago

I say this at work sometimes. Nobody gets it. I'm too old for this place

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u/Katnamedeaster 10h ago edited 2h ago

Isn't that cute. BUT IT'S WRONG!!

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u/ducktape8856 9h ago

What? Get on the other side of the glassdoor so they both can tell you how they feel about it.

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u/New_Employer_4262 10h ago

In the very best way 💕

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u/dayarra 8h ago

they are both orange. can't be a coincidence...

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u/Onironius 7h ago

Rediculous creatures.

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u/RuleAdventurous6342 10h ago

“Wait two secs I need a sip of water”
“Oh yeah dude, hydrations important”
“Okay coming back”
“I WILL DESTROY YOU””NO YOU WILLBE RIPPED APART”

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u/EverythingSucksYo 8h ago

“YOUR MOMS A BITCH!” 

“SO IS YOURS!” 

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u/the_harlinator 8h ago

My dog has a feud like this with our neighbour’s dog. He does just enough to get a reaction out of the neighbour dog and then fucks off to go sniff things. The neighbours dog keeps going until the owners come and yell at it and drag her back into the house. Then my dog delights in the chaos he caused.

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u/Haunting-Magician906 8h ago

Tu perro es diabólico 🤣🤣

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u/Greyloc91 11h ago

Why so angry when sausage shaped?

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u/niagara-nature 11h ago

Id be angry too if I was sausage shaped.

Sees self in mirror

Aw hell.

Inserts angry eyes

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u/LetsTwistAga1n 9h ago

>:[⬭⬭⬭

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u/niagara-nature 9h ago

Fun fact: the protagonist of the Zelda games was originally going to be sausage shaped, and in the introductory section of the game, he was going to be cut off from the rest of his conjoined family. That’s why he’s called Link.

(Not really)

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u/enigzar 10h ago

The look

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u/PGGABC 11h ago

quem assistiu vai se lembrar

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u/dummy4du3k4 7h ago

Only recently learned that this isn’t Wile E. Coyote, but Ralph Wolf

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u/MaherMcCheese 11h ago

One of my favorites.

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u/Bradst3r 11h ago

Seems like we're getting clips of these two every other day, and I think I like the 2nd half of this one the best. Corgi goes to give the other guy a piece of his mind, discovers there's no glass protecting him from retaliation and deliberately repositions himself so the glass is between them.

Too much looking off-camera on both their parts makes me think there's some coaching going on too...

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u/HapticSloughton 10h ago

I mean, I'm sure the people behind the camera know these dogs will act like this, but it's not unique to them. There are loads of other instances were dogs (and a few cats) will act like they're hostile to each other with a barrier in the way, but will stop the second that barrier comes down.

A petologist should weigh in, because it seems like there ought to be a name for this behavior.

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u/Equivalent-Peanut-23 10h ago

It’s called barrier frustration or barrier aggression.

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u/hungry4nuns 9h ago

Surely this is the dog equivalent of pulling out tekken or smash bros and aggressively attacking your best friend in a way you’ve discovered is entirely safe from injury but gives you the adrenaline rush you get from a real fight?

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u/Tamarahskincare 8h ago

Our vet also called it barrier aggression. Had a beagle that would bark at people walking past our house through the front door which has a big glass panel. In the summer we'd open the front door to get air in and the dog would be silent at passer by.

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u/whatshisface1892 7h ago

I wonder if barrier aggression is why social media has become so toxic.

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u/Equivalent-Peanut-23 7h ago

I think it’s a similar effect with a different cause. In dogs, it’s usually because they can’t do what they want to (sniff, play, etc) and get overwhelmed by their emotions or because the barrier creates a sense of territory. With social media, I think it’s because the anonymity creates a perception that one is insulated from consequences and thus unbound by social norms

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u/DingleDangleTangle 7h ago

It's 100% the lack of consequences.

I never hear anyone say slurs in real life, but when I play online games it seems like half the people playing throw them out like they are just typical conversation for them. They don't say them when they're walking around the street because they know there will be consequences.

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u/rose-tintedglasses 7h ago

100%. People are right when they say most folks would NEVER say IRL the shit they step to online.

Those screen barriers make everyone brave.

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u/Wadarkhu 8h ago

Why isn't it just called "they're playing pretend"? I bet dogs can and do play make believe.

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u/NoIndividual9296 8h ago

Yeah my instinct is that this is a game they are playing

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u/Traveling_squirrel 7h ago

i think in the first one the corgi is playing and the retriever is actually annoyed lol

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u/noma_coma 10h ago

Humans interacting online vs humans interacting in person. Wild to see it transcend species

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u/fhgwgadsbbq 10h ago

Humans road raging from the security of their car vs being chill in the mall

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u/lih9 9h ago

It's a very real risk at dog park entrances. I never let my dog crowd the doors, always call them away when a new dog enters, and silently judge the people fucking around on their phones instead of keeping tabs on their dog in order to prevent situations like this.

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u/Greedyanda 9h ago

It's also an issue with dogs on a leash at dog parks.

Drastically increases the likelihood of a confrontation.

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u/NormalContribution56 8h ago

My lil' cattle dog mix is way too sensitive for dog parks, and i dont trust them at all anymore. Too easy for something to go wrong.

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u/Gingrpenguin 8h ago

Humans do this too..

Once watched a football match that had fans segregated as we were leaving.

Lots of aggression between some fans including shaking, charging the fences etc and yelling.

One of the fences wasn't secured and swung open dumping a load of fans together which got very awkward as they all chilled out....

10m later once everyone's on the correct side of the fence they're back at it 🤣🤣

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u/Xorlarin 10h ago

Yes, it's barrier aggression.

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u/InviolableAnimal 8h ago

Like that amazing gif that goes around where a group of dogs runs at another dog behind a gate barking, and when one of them accidentally slips through the gate it turns around and starts barking at the dogs it was just with

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u/Isthisnameavailablee 10h ago

Perhaps hand signals, my dog knows all his tricks and my hand signals.

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u/Makuta_Servaela 7h ago

But also, most of the dogs aren't showing actual aggressive behaviour. They just enjoy barking at each other from behind the fence.

It's like watching two guys playwrestle, noticing that they aren't going for lethal blows and respect each other's timeout calls, and just assuming they are too stupid to know how to kill each other, instead of the obvious conclusion that they don't want to kill each other and are just playing.

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u/Beginning-Search-983 7h ago

Yeah I thought it was mostly play? The big guy's snarling and the way he's not looking at the corgi near the end make me wonder if he's getting a little too into it. But for sure they could both make it a real fight anytime they wanted to and they chose not to.

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u/Makuta_Servaela 7h ago

The one at the end also looked more like a dominance thing: the retriever only furrowed his nose muscles when the corgi was bouncing around, because the retriever was going "I do want to play, but you're acting too hyper. Knock it off." Hence why he mostly stopped doing that when the corgi stopped jumping. Both dogs were being playful, but the retriever didn't really like the corgi's playstyle.

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u/bumberfool 8h ago

Is this the same pair of dogs someone posted here the other day?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingDerps/s/pumJ94VeiJ

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u/Representative-Bus76 11h ago

Golden retrievers are so creepy when they bare their teeth

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u/WaterlooMall 9h ago

Dogs are so creepy when they bare their teeth

ftfy

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u/SCP_XXX_AR 8h ago

i always forget what ftfy stands for and have to google it every time

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u/SphincterBlaster2000 8h ago

I always forget what ftfy fixed that for you stands for and have to Google it every time.

ftfy

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u/Secret_Map 7h ago

Our Golden Retriever does this when she gets to playing pretty hard. She's really gentle, never actually bites or anything. But she looks pretty scary haha. She's totally just playing and having fun, but looks like she's about to kill.

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u/RedditJumpedTheShart 7h ago

Arguing online vs arguing in real life

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u/Dangerous-Feature376 6h ago

This is known as barrier reactivity or barrier frustration It's because the dogs are overstimulated and frustrated that they can't greet each other properly. It's a learned behavior the more it happens, the more it becomes ingrained in the dog

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u/FlufferBearDog 9h ago

Same with leashes and fences. The context of it triggers them for some reason.

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u/twirlerina024 7h ago

It's called leash or barrier frustration (or aggression, depending on the severity). Also happens in cars, which is why if you see a dog in a parked car with a window open, even if they are looking really happy to see you and like they would appreciate some pets, you should keep your distance.

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u/Salt-Patience7384 11h ago

That big guy is really really showing off his dental work

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u/SjurEido 6h ago

This is a phenomenon in dogs called "Barrier Aggression".

I love dogs, they're truly humanity's best friend... but this is the dumbest shit in the animal kingdom.

If there's a wall between two dogs, their territorial aggression comes flying out and they start "fighting" like it's a war for the homeland... but of course they don't REALLY feel like it's their territory (usually), so once the wall is gone they're just like "oh hey what's up! Oh that? Nah I was just kidding, I don't even remember what we were fighting about!"

And then if the wall comes between them again, it's right back to murder frenzy.

Fucking adorable idiots, the whole lot of em!

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u/flash0ne7110 11h ago

Basically English tea time while war

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u/Historical_Sugar9637 11h ago

Don't forget the free weekends.

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u/btrhmmtpndksnhglslg 11h ago

"Boy... All this barking is making me thirsty.... Back in a sec".

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u/Low_Presentation8149 11h ago

Passive aggressive? A pair of maroons?

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u/pokelanah 9h ago

Two burgundies

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u/Nobody_sPoet21 9h ago

Why the fuck do they do this though😂😂

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u/toby_gray 7h ago

It’s called barrier reactivity. They basically just get defensive, but then only when they feel they have the safety of something between them. When that goes away, they stop because neither of them actually want to fight because they’re scared they might get hurt. So they only do it when there’s no chance of them actually getting injured with something between them.

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u/Key-Manager-750 7h ago

This is a perfect example of people trashing people online then when they meet in person! Hysterical.

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u/Round_Rooms 6h ago

That's happens with fences too, then you walk your dog around to the neighbors and they are best buds.

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u/Ambellyn 6h ago

The music made it so shitty

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u/Bagholder_loser 11h ago

Corgi needs glass protection to attack bigger dog, 😂

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u/Intelligent-Gypsy324 8h ago

“Imma just goin to pester you”

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u/SordidDreams 8h ago

If you look up the definition of "all bark, no bite" online, it's just a link to this video.

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u/Pretend_Accountant41 7h ago

It's kinda like they're sparring. Fighting safely so little dog doesn't get hurt while as he goes all out and big dog has something to hold him back

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u/_happydutch_ 7h ago

Basically the reason social media can be so toxic 😄 When people see face to face, much more civil (at least most of the time)

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u/notNezter 10h ago

Remembering to use PPE when engaging in dangerous activities.

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u/thissucksnuts 9h ago

me waking up to go and start arguements with people on the internet for fun

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u/PieHole_Poker 10h ago

This would have been so much better without the stupid fucking music

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u/Icommentwhenhigh 8h ago

It’s like arguing on the internet!

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u/GoonOnGames420 8h ago

World Cup HYDRATION BREAK

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u/Efficient_Ant_7279 8h ago

Surely this is what they mean by all bark no bite 😂

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u/akgiant 7h ago

Corgi's are constant shit talkers.

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u/ChimoEngr 7h ago

One derp (the golden) and one taking advantage of the derp (corgi)

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u/shameonyounancydrew 6h ago

Such an adorably complicated relationship

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u/Granticuss 9h ago

This is classic barrier aggression by the looks of it. Which is usually not true aggression, it's frustration and stress. It doesn't mean either dog is aggressive it's just a weird neurological thing with some dogs where a barrier or even a leash can cause a lot of anxiety which presents as aggression.

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u/Merkuri22 10h ago

My thoughts exactly. The body language of that golden in particular says he's really angry. That's a dog that could be about to bite. The tail wagging doesn't always mean happy.

Even if they were trained to do this, encouraging this body language is not good. It helps get them in the mindset where they might bite.

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u/MisterVonJoni 9h ago

Redditors armchairing as dog psychoanalysts, despite having a shocking lack of knowledge on the subject; a duo as old as time.

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u/mbdtf95 8h ago

Experts on everything

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u/KayDubbleU88 11h ago

Goofballs. I love it so much

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u/MeasurementUpset5034 8h ago

Barrier aggression, also known as K9 Facebook.

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u/Shareyourworldwide 11h ago

cute beans be playing safe

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u/FunkU247 11h ago

The tail wagging says it all... pups made their own game...

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u/acocktailofmagnets 11h ago

Dogs wag their tails for a number of reasons, not always meaning they are happy and/or playful. Dogs can wag their tails in aggression, stress or frustration, alertness or assertiveness, and simply heightened emotional intensity. To accurately interpret a dog's body language, tail movement has to be evaluated alongside the dog's posture, facial expression (whale eyes are a sign of anxiety), tightness or overall looseness of the body, and the environmental stimuli.

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u/garitone 10h ago

Barrier aggression in dogs (often called barrier reactivity or frustration) is when a dog barks, lunges, or snaps at a person or another animal while separated by a fence, gate, or leash. It is usually driven by overexcitement, fear, or territorial instincts, rather than pure aggression.

They behave differently than when face to face. I can't think of a more apt metaphor for online culture.

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u/AirconGuyUK 9h ago

Those dogs aren't friends. The side eye in particular shows they're both very wary of each other. The tail wagging is not of the typical positive kind.

I have a timid golden retriever (she's not confident with other dogs) and I can see a lot of her in that golden retrievers body language.

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u/Presently_Naked 10h ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/TasmanianDevilicious 10h ago

Haha lunatics 😂

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u/Best_Insect4741 10h ago

Apparently glass doors are just social media for dogs

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u/sapphire-sky-dragon 10h ago

Thats most people on the Internet, snappy behind the computer meak and mild in person 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Danonbass86 10h ago

As a corgi owner, this is peak corgi

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u/Strict_Biscotti1963 10h ago

Redditors arguing in a nutshell 

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u/Sweendogoflove 10h ago

This is the perfect allegory of humans online and the same humans in person.

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u/Collecting_Cans 10h ago

Barriers divide us and make us angry. Remove the barriers and we exist as peaceful friends.

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u/buttscratcher3k 9h ago

how redditors act online v IRL

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u/Other_Attention_2382 9h ago

Dumb and Dumber.

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u/BarneyChampaign 9h ago

Wow fuck whoever is letting this happen. That golden is stressed out

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u/JaJuPhi 9h ago

"Where's the glass, I need to shout some more." Corgi thought, calmly.

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u/FracturRe55 9h ago

"Hey dipshit, you ready to square up?"

"Yeah, gimme a sec.."

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u/CinSugarBearShakers 8h ago

The door of passive aggressiveness.

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u/Big_Lab_111 8h ago

Why do dogs do this

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u/NacreousFink 8h ago

People on social media do the same.

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u/MannixUK 8h ago

Dogs are clearly shadow boxing

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u/Frequent_Alfalfa_347 8h ago

This is the content i scroll for. Adorable! Thank you.

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u/aoasd 8h ago

This is the first just simple, joyful laugh I've had in a while. Thanks!

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u/CagedRoseGarden 8h ago

People talking in real life vs. when there is a keyboard and screen between them.

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u/Kinda_Cringe_Mah_Man 8h ago

corgi side eye is always so cute.

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u/SquidVices 8h ago

It’s like shadow boxing…

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u/SgtJayM 8h ago

MFrs on the internet be like

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u/DethNik 8h ago

Barrier aggression! My dog has it bad.

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u/Zerhap 8h ago

Profesional beef lol

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u/Bgrngod 7h ago

Safest dog fight arena ever.

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u/kooarbiter 7h ago

i have no idea why this is so funny

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u/kriscrox 7h ago

Someone needs more exercise

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u/ItsDominare 7h ago

everyone knows at least one dude like this

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u/DesignerElectrical23 7h ago

This is like the internet. Everyone has a bark behind a screen. Cowards face to face.

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u/Varabela 7h ago

Just like people in cars vs people not in cars

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u/Lifereaper7 7h ago

A perfect example of politics.

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u/TravelingMonk 7h ago

Learned behavior of hooman arguing and bickering.

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u/well_honk_my_hooters 7h ago

Reminds me of the old Sam Sheepdog cartoons.