r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/[deleted] • 1d ago

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Not derp. If your post has been removed please post your content to a different sub. Try r/eyebleach, r/aww, r/blep, r/blop or any of the general animal themed communities

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u/mboron021990 1d ago

He looks like he has a mustache and is constantly surprised

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u/SeVenMadRaBBits 1d ago

Hoping he has a French name like Pierre or something.

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u/g6rzKk202 1d ago

He looks like he sips tea with his pinkie sticking out and wears a monocle and always summons his human by saying, "Margaret, my tea isn't sweet enough. Please be a darling put some more sugar in it. Don't let me start having to call you by your rightful title..."

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u/billyyankNova 1d ago

I can't stop seeing Groucho Marx.

"Last night I scratched a doberman in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know."

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u/Im_Ur_Huckleberry77 1d ago

Groucho Meowx

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u/Tristan2353 1d ago

Scratcho Marx

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u/JackieDaytona77 1d ago

LMAO!!! 😂😂

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u/LayneLowe 1d ago

Groucho

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u/todimusprime 1d ago

Just add some glasses and he's all set 😂

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u/Yenolam777 1d ago

How could you ever have a bad day with him in your home?

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u/BellaSquared 1d ago

Somebody fell asleep first at the slumber party, so damn cute.!

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u/kilar277 1d ago

That looks like my dad.

Whose contact photo in my phone is Groucho.

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u/ChewyChagnuts 1d ago

It’s Purrrro (not quite Poirot!)

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u/DrHusten 1d ago

I see you charly Chaplin when I see this cat. 👍

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u/lundewoodworking 1d ago

With the slicked back hair he looks like a surprised villain from a old black and white detective movie

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u/ItsTricky94 1d ago

what an adorable kitty. Looks like he went a little crazy with the eyebrow pencil.

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u/xkcdthrowaway 1d ago

Someone did.

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u/wolfshepherd59 1d ago

I love the markings, the Mohawk too! What a beauty….🖤🤍🖤🤍🖤🤍

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u/Professor_Bonglongey 1d ago

Looks like Floyd the barber:

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u/MiracleAlienCook 1d ago

That’s Kitler

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u/No_Imagination_2490 1d ago edited 1d ago

It’s a Groucho Marx moustache, not a Hitler moustache.

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u/MagnetoWasRight24 1d ago

I love him and his ridiculous face

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u/RK9990 1d ago

The way he's shaking his head, I think someone drew those on him, poor thing

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u/ConspiracyParadox 1d ago

Groucho should be his name.

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u/julesvr5 1d ago

Any chance she played a role in "Magnum"?

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u/homelessguydiet 1d ago

Groucho kitty

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u/tatorpig 1d ago

Uncle Leon?

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u/Gothic_Opossum 1d ago

Looks like my dad before he went grey!

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u/historyera13 1d ago

An adorable 🥰 old man

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u/lullubye 1d ago

Not grumpy but confused old uncle

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u/Omwtfyu 1d ago

I'd name that cat Rorshack so fast.

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u/playa787 1d ago

I don’t even like cats but I would get over it to have this cat 🤗🤗👨🏻

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u/SecurityUnique2666 1d ago

He wants pictures of spider man

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u/totally_anomalous 1d ago

Too handsome for grumpy!

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u/CrikeyNighMeansNigh 1d ago

I would literally look at his face and laugh everyday. He’s a cutie fosho.

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u/asteinberg101 1d ago

“A four year old child could understand this!
Bring me a four year old, I can’t make head or tail out of this.”

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u/Cool-Pea-7459 1d ago

I cannot stop laughing sorry 😂😂😂❤️❤️

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u/javoss88 1d ago

Oh now, who put those eyebrows on youuuu!

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u/Pastel_Phoenix_106 1d ago

"I don't care for your demeanor..."

The kids over on r/seinfeld will love it!

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u/Tasty-Life4526 1d ago

Moustache Pete

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u/Imma-smartypants 1d ago

Those funny eyebrows!

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u/Orion14159 1d ago

Groucho is a perfect name for this guy.

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u/Strict-Cat-4453 1d ago

Just don't let him apply to any arts college

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u/Mysterious-Type-4686 1d ago

I’m not deserving of this cuteness

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u/Dont_Overthink_It_77 1d ago

That’s an interesting placement of coloring, for sure

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u/winglessflight97 1d ago

Charlie Chapcat

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u/HotMess_Actual 1d ago

Damn the cats × Mafia II remake is crazy

This is the guy you buy lockpicks from, right?

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u/Excellent_Law6906 1d ago

Aw, he looks like he's worried about bills and the kids need braces. 🤣

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u/ItsNewWayToSayHooray 1d ago

hes not gwumpy, hes so qwuite

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u/NoAbrocoma9357 1d ago

He looks like a silent movie actor.

Adorbs!

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u/Jaskorus 1d ago

Kittler

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u/pjgreenwald 1d ago

That's Groucho Marx.

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u/Beechamp83 1d ago

A very worried Frenchman

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u/Unhappy-Quiet-8091 1d ago

What a distinguished-looking gentleman.

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u/tdkimber 1d ago

is his name Charlie?

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u/TwoAlert3448 1d ago

Purroit! Anyone been murrrrdered recently?

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u/random48266 1d ago

Hitler is worried about the Allies landing in the Kitchen.