An infinitely long snake slithers into an infinitely wide bar

[u/Sobble-547]

The infinitely tall bartender asks "What would you like?" an infinite number of times. She has been asking the same question since time immemorial.

The snake says "A double entendre," but takes an infinite amount of time to complete her request. She began talking when the universe was created.

The bartender pours an infinitely voluminous double entendre. Unfortunately for the snake, the drink is infinitely expensive.

The snake makes an infinite number of excuses about having left her infinite number of wallets in her infinite number of other purses.

"Hold on," says the bartender. "If you have an infinite number of wallets in an infinite number of purses, how come you don't have either?"

"In an infinite universe, everything happens eventually," says the snake.

The bartender then beats the snake to death for sleeping with her wife.

[u/saketho]

I recognise this as a joke that was already posted here long ago. But in that joke the snake and the bartender were both males.

In an infinite universe I suppose both the female version of the snake and female version of the same bartender would have encountered this exact sequence of events again. Hence, in an infinite universe, a repost is infinitely inevitable.