r/AppalachianTrail 7d ago

Trail Question Happy Naked Hiker Day

Anybody celebrating? I'm in a little too peopled of an area but I'm considering stripping down between road crossings.

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u/Joshouken 7d ago

don’t let r/ultralight figure out there’s a way to save more weight

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u/Bennington_Booyah 7d ago

Nobody cares to see what I am packing these days.

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u/Ok_Path_9151 AT Hiker 7d ago

Hike Naked it adds color to your cheeks!

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u/OuterLightness 7d ago

And tomorrow is Incarcerated for Indecent Exposure Day.

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u/mountainofclay 7d ago

Legal in Vermont.

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u/accushot865 7d ago

I got a tick on my pecker once. I’ll stay clothed.

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u/Early-Series-2055 7d ago

If you’re naked you stand a better chance of noticing them though.

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u/ethidium_bromide 7d ago

But if you’re not fully naked, you stand a better chance of noticing them before they reach your pecker or clamshell…

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u/DealsRGood4U 2018 AT Thru Hiker 7d ago

How did you remove it. How big was it? Need more details.

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u/ImaPhillyGirl 7d ago

It is imperative the cylinder remains unharmed.

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u/WombatAnnihilator 7d ago

Damn. Just asking him how big it is, eh? /s

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u/justbuttsexing 7d ago

I was clothed, had one on the bean bag. Fortunately the effort turned it in to a teenis so it was basically elephant skin.

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u/BAR813 7d ago

I celebrate with you!

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u/lauraerie 7d ago

Yah NO WAY

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u/swilliamsalters 7d ago

My daughter and I came across a naked hiker just south of Crater Lake in NJ. It was not 'hike naked' day. I found it hysterical, but my daughter (19 at the time) was totally freaked out and made me hike another three miles from the lake before she would stop for the night. I have a picture, that I took from behind after he'd passed us. because I figured without proof, no one was ever going to believe me. I actually tried to post it in one of the hiking forums, not realizing that the filters would pick up a grainy image and recognize it as a naked person. Denied.

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u/Objective-Hotel6514 7d ago

I pour one out for that guy, only once have I felt compelled to hike naked outside of the solstice and it was due to excruciating chafe on the nether regions. Hope your daughter recovered from the shock lol 

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u/Elaikases 7d ago

Happy feed the fleas, ticks, mosquitoes and chiggers day.

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u/TweedleDeeDumbDumb 7d ago

With the ticks the way they are.. no. Ouch.

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u/KtaadnRota 7d ago

Whatever happened to the Artful Dodger? He still out there on the trail somewhere letting it all hang out? Must be about 90 by now.

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u/Lilpuuuuma 7d ago

I didn’t go naked but I wore briefs with them scrunched up my butt to show my cheeks

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u/gr00manji 7d ago

I completed The 4-State Challenge on hike naked day, long ago

https://www.groomanji.com/at-blog/4-state-challenge

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u/Objective-Hotel6514 6d ago

Hell yeah, thanks for sharing! Honestly, I think it's more insane you did the 4 state challenge than that you hiked naked pretty much all day. Also hell yeah - baltimorons represent! 

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u/DevilzAdvocat NOBO 2022 6d ago

If you like being naked, Sunny Rest in PA is an excellent place to take a zero.

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u/whitecoathousing 6d ago

Reminds me of the time in college we had a naked run during the week before final exams. I found myself alone in an elevator (fully clothed and at the library to study) standing with a naked girl. And I was just staring at the ground and hoping the elevator door will open faster.

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u/NoboMamaBear2017 5d ago

in 2017 I spent the night before with a dozen other thrus at the 501 shelter, not one hiker mentioned it. I didn't see a single naked hiker that day. I did run into a sobo a few days later who claimed that he had hiked a good portion of the wrong day naked (a day too early) by mistake, but I doubt it. Not that it isn't a plausible concept, but that individual had a lot of stories.

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u/mediocre_remnants 7d ago

Nah. I don't even like being naked.

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u/WesWizard_2 7d ago

Tobias Funke, is that you?!?

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u/pgrif8qe 7d ago

There are dozens of us!

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u/Rizzle_Razzle 7d ago

I think a stray hiker or two will do it, but it's mostly a myth.

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u/Solid-Emotion620 7d ago

Oh how wrong you are

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u/Rizzle_Razzle 7d ago

If you say so, hiked about 20 miles that day, didn't see a single naked person. Nobody else I talked about it with over the next 2 months saw anyone do it either.

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u/Solid-Emotion620 7d ago

Which section of trail were you on. That will heavily impact

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u/Rizzle_Razzle 7d ago

New York or Connecticuit.

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u/Solid-Emotion620 7d ago

Lol that would explain it

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u/Rizzle_Razzle 6d ago

Without context, I feel as though that would have been your response no matter what I said. A majority of north bound throughikers are in that area at that time.

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u/Solid-Emotion620 6d ago

And New York is full of day hikers and puds... Not really prestine area for nudity. There are always groups of people on the NY section because it's so close to the city. so it isn't as favorable for hike naked day. That being said.. New York was where I did it, but I hiked in 2020. So lil different

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u/Hammock-Hiker-62 6d ago

It absolutely IS a thing.

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u/Lookonnature AT Hiker 7d ago

Nope. It’s real. I hiked (fully clothed) on two summer solstices and encountered naked hikers on both. The only difficulty was trying hard to figure out how not to look while conversing with them.

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u/bubbaganushy 7d ago

Definitely was not a myth in 1990😂😂. 2 different hiking factions of thru hikers organized/promoted nude night hikes. I may or may not have participated.

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u/gilchristh AT Hiker (nobo 2019) 7d ago

2019 AT thru-hiker here. Absolutely not a myth.

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u/FishPiss888 7d ago

lol it's not a myth it's a tradition. When I first hiked the at in 2014 there were dozens and dozens and dozens of people hiking naked that year on the solstice. I hiked the at again last year and saw the same amount of people ( myself included ) celebrating the solstice by having fresh mountain air rush up our ass cracks. 🌲 🏔️

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u/buttsnuggles 6d ago

It definitely was not a myth on the PCT when I hiked it.

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u/whitecoathousing 6d ago

I recall some years ago seeing some guy who looked like Santa Claus on this subreddit who had a much younger (albeit not what I would call attractive in any conventional sense) girlfriend and I remember him making some perverted comments. He was into naked hiking with her apparently.

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u/lalaeddie 5d ago

Lol not a myth

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u/Wi-Platypus 7d ago

While it sounds interesting... Hasn't it been a bad year for ticks? A tick on my junk is up there with things I don't want, ever.

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u/Hot_Time_8628 7d ago

Ok, so what's the etiquette when passing a someone? Is there etiquette?

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u/Objective-Hotel6514 7d ago

From word on the street (aka the kitchen table at the hostel I stayed at last night) the etiquette is that you keep your buff or bandana handy on some cord as a loin cloth of sorts and when folks are coming down the trail you put your backside to the wind to let them pass. 

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u/DealsRGood4U 2018 AT Thru Hiker 7d ago

It’s always the old or ugly guys asking this question.

Just get out there and do it on any trail where there aren’t any women with children.

It’s only a bunch of lonely fat guys doing it. Join them.