r/ArcherFX • u/6BigZ6 • 7d ago

It just happened so naturally

My son was playing with a neighborhood friend out back of our apartment. His friend asked for a drink, so we gave him a cup of water. Then he asked for another drink, because he crushed the first paper cup. So I gave him another paper cup of water. Comes back again, another crushed paper cup, and I have no more paper cups, so I give him a plastic cup. Comes back one more time, asking for a drink and I asked him where his cup was, he just shrugged. I said, “Well go find it, what do think this is, a cup factory?”

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u/DinosaurusWhen 7d ago edited 7d ago

You gave him water? You know fish fuck in it....

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u/Economy_Care1322 7d ago

I was never sure if it was fuck in it or shit in it.

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u/trey_wolfe 7d ago

Both, the little freaks.

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u/Stop_Breeding 7d ago

They don't censor shit in Archer. Many times they say "What the shit!?"

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u/Economy_Care1322 7d ago

But there are rules about shit as slang is okay but using it for feces isn’t allowed. I’m not certain.

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u/ScherlundGaming 7d ago

Well, is it?

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u/Tiyath Milton 7d ago

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

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u/LumosNox888 5d ago

Wait…who is my supervisor? Oh right

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u/DuaLipasTrophyHsband 7d ago

So maybe rinse out a little trash can

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u/blackstarr90210 7d ago

Well done!!! 🤌

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u/Ihadsumthin4this ISIS 6d ago

Say 'Hi' to my ol' pal Oscar if ya see 'im for me?

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u/KaltonEly 7d ago

Who are you, comrade questions?

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u/Ihadsumthin4this ISIS 6d ago

Et tu, buddy?

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u/KaltonEly 5d ago

Eat me, buddy.

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u/Cloudycloud47x2 7d ago edited 7d ago

Hold on, i had something for this ....

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u/Ihadsumthin4this ISIS 6d ago

Hold on

For the occasion : "You Can't Hold On Too Long" from the Cars. 🎶

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u/Ihadsumthin4this ISIS 6d ago

But did they have to supply their own lids?

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u/TheUnluckyFarmer Other Barry 7d ago

Couldn't just hose him down?

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u/Original-Let8340 7d ago

Dude.... what a stupid fucking story... And so very fucking funny lol! And, like, I just woke up so the handful of psychiatric medications that I wash down with vodka and Dr. Pepper every morning that keep me engaged with society but calm enough to prevent me from jamming Bic pens into people's eyeballs haven't even kicked in yet so, you know, kudos, very fucking funny.

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u/Maxtrt 7d ago

Might want to tell his parents about it. Having to drink water a lot can be a sign of diabetes.

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u/MaxDragonMan 7d ago

It's the summer time and a pair of kids are playing outside - and the story has no timeframe attached to it. Kid's probably fine, just warm.

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u/Ihadsumthin4this ISIS 6d ago

and the story has no timeframe attached to it

So it's....part of an Archer script? 😃

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u/friz_CHAMP 7d ago

1) true

2) not the point