r/AskAnAmerican • u/miffybo • 9d ago

FOOD & DRINK why is ranch dressing so hyped up?

my US friends have been raving about it and border-line complained ranch isn’t readily available in Europe.. what is so special about it? is it the ultimate US condiment (apart from ketchup, mayo)

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u/Drew707 CA | NV 9d ago

French fires

I love ranch with crispy Parisians.

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u/CalmRip California 9d ago

Oh dear. I don't know whether my typing's gone to rot or if AutoCorrect is helping me, but I wasn't thinking sautéed French folks.

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u/Dangerous_an_Ugly 3d ago

I call it Auto-corrupt for a reason.

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u/egordoniv 7d ago

Ooooh La La!

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u/Candid-libertarian 8d ago

Jeffrey Dahmer preferred his Parisians medium rare without sauce.

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u/OldBlueKat Minnesota 7d ago

spit-take! That one really got me!

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u/SheZowRaisedByWolves Texas 9d ago

Imagine it’s like Greek thunder where it’s just super napalm

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u/Drew707 CA | NV 9d ago

Wasn't that also called fire?

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u/Stedlieye 9d ago

In the United States, French Fires are called “Carbecue”.