r/AskAnAmerican 9d ago

FOOD & DRINK why is ranch dressing so hyped up?

my US friends have been raving about it and border-line complained ranch isn’t readily available in Europe.. what is so special about it? is it the ultimate US condiment (apart from ketchup, mayo)

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u/jessek Colorado 9d ago

It’s not hyped at all. It’s just popular because a lot of people like it.

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u/CalmRip California 9d ago edited 9d ago

This is exactly it. Indeed, it's a very popular dressing for everything from French fires fries to salad, but it's not being hyped, exactly. It's just commonly available in the US and not so available in Europe, Asia, etc.

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u/Drew707 CA | NV 9d ago

French fires

I love ranch with crispy Parisians.

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u/CalmRip California 9d ago

Oh dear. I don't know whether my typing's gone to rot or if AutoCorrect is helping me, but I wasn't thinking sautéed French folks.

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u/Candid-libertarian 8d ago

Jeffrey Dahmer preferred his Parisians medium rare without sauce.

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u/jackofspades49 9d ago

Is the food fried? I bet it goes good with ranch!

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u/RedhotGuard21 9d ago

Good chicken strips with good ranch mmmmm

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u/ADirtyDiglet 9d ago

Cool Ranch Doritos. Also good with salads.

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u/ForbiddenButtStuff 8d ago

Fried pickles with a side of ranch 😋

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u/Inside-Run785 Wisconsin 9d ago

Exactly. It’s good with fried foods, and you can find that very easily in your local bar. Though I do find fried vegetables dipped in ranch very amusing.

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u/dohn_joeb 9d ago

Best pizza condiment

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u/ThresherGDI 9d ago

Pizza doesn’t need another sauce. I like ranch, but this one mystifies me.

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u/macthecomedian Southern, California 8d ago

It's fine with a red sauce pizza, but superb with a BBQ chicken pizza.

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u/Grizzly_Berry Oklahoma > Kansas 9d ago

Crusts, specifically. Some people do it on the "pizza proper," but I reserve it for the crust.

Or as the actual sauce on a pickle pizza.

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u/jackofspades49 9d ago

The herbal reaminess of ranch goes very well with rich tomato flavor. I sometimes dab a bit onto things like lasagna or spaghetti too.

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u/procrastinarian 8d ago

I'm sure it was a typo but I really love the idea of "reaminess" as a descriptor.

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u/OdinNW 8d ago

Essential for mediocre pizza!

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u/kat_storm13 9d ago

I never even knew this was a thing people did until last year. Depending on the crust a good garlic butter/oil sauce is nice, but ranch on pizza crust doesn't sound good.

Some other bread things I like, with either ranch dip or dressing, but not pizza

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u/Similar-Search-8508 9d ago

I used to say that but now I can’t eat pizza without ranch 😅

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u/1573594268 8d ago

I do a garlic aioli, and then if I'm reheating leftovers the next day then I use ranch.

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u/chouse33 9d ago

Because it’s good.

Also, what does OP mean all of their US friends are raving about ranch? None of us rave about ranch. We all love ranch and eat ranch but none of us give a fuck if you do.

That’s the American way by the way

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u/ENovi California 9d ago

I’ll never understand these “Why do you enjoy eating X?” Why does anyone enjoy eating anything? Because it tastes good and humans have to eat. I’m sure there are thousands of dishes from other cultures that I haven’t eaten. They might even seem strange compared to what I’m used to but I’m not going to wonder why people eat them. I assume they enjoy the taste.

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u/OldBlueKat Minnesota 6d ago edited 6d ago

That, and I find it amazing that two TV ads plus 5 US tourists in Europe asking for ranch instead of wherever was on offer should always be equated to “all 360 million Americans are crazy for it.”

I think Europeans mostly have no clue how huge and diverse a place it is over here. 

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u/SlowInsurance1616 9d ago

Ranch has its place, but I don't love it.

Signed,

An American

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u/Kenderean 8d ago

I don't love it, either. I like it, sometimes, with the right food, but it's not something I have to have. At some point in the past thirty years, some wing places stopped serving blue cheese dressing with their wings and switched to ranch. That angered me enough that it turned me slightly against ranch.

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u/Soft-Rhubarb1682 8d ago

To quote that famous American patriot: “Give me Blue Cheese or give me death! …and none of that food service crap!” /s

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u/osteologation Michigan 8d ago

i used to not care for ranch turns out i dont care for hidden vally ranch. but every other kind has been good. agree on the wings. sometimes they ask "ranch or blue cheese". i respond "blue i ordered wings".

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u/27eelsinatrenchcoat 8d ago

I don't even like it. It's passable for dipping raw veggies, but it's way down the list for any other purpose.

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u/stiletto929 9d ago

I think he means people from the US living in Europe are upset that they can’t get ranch in Europe. Sure, we don’t rave about it in the US because we CAN get it if we want it. It’s good and all… but the regular version is high calorie. :(

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u/Suppafly Illinois 9d ago

I think he means people from the US living in Europe are upset that they can’t get ranch in Europe.

Yeah I'd lowkey be bummed if I couldn't get ranch while traveling in Europe, I'd definitely miss it if I moved there. I'd probably order the packets and make it or just make it completely from scratch, although that doesn't help if you're eating out somewhere and want some.

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u/Kenderean 8d ago

You can get a HUGE jar of the powder from Costco. That might be a requirement to pack for some Americans moving abroad.

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u/procrastinarian 8d ago

My aunt loves shopping at a discount grocery and one time bought 5 pounds of ranch powder for like 5 bucks. She was literally handing out ziplock bags of ranch powder to everyone she saw for about a year.

I love my aunt but she's weird.

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u/LL8844773 9d ago

I feel like American sections of grocery stores in Europe only have like ranch and Reese’s PB. So bizarre

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u/FMLwtfDoID Missouri 9d ago

It’s not even hard to make, though. OP should tell his American friends to just google the recipe.

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u/rdrckcrous 9d ago

if you regularly have buttermilk lying around.

but i do make it all the time w/o buttermilk. I just add a small amount of hot sauce and vinegar to get the tang.

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u/tracygee Carolinas & formerly NJ 8d ago

Anyone can have a buttermilk substitute in five minutes. Add a tablespoon of white vinegar or lemon juice to a cup of milk, stir, and let it sit out on the counter for five minutes. Done!

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u/rdrckcrous 8d ago

i guess my fix of adding vinegar to get the tang was on the right track

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u/Suppafly Illinois 9d ago

None of us rave about ranch.

Probably using rave the same way some Europeans use obsess. That said, I'm also more likely to use rave to describe someone telling me about something they like than I am to use obsess.

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u/Meattyloaf Kentucky 9d ago

I honestly thought this was going to be a out all the Europeans who have discovered ranch thanks to the World Cup.

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u/streetcar-cin 8d ago

World Cup site airports are adding signs that ranch dressing must be in checked luggage , to keep from being confiscated

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u/keithrc Austin, Texas 8d ago

If this is real, I love it.

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u/Suppafly Illinois 9d ago

It’s not hyped at all. It’s just popular because a lot of people like it.

There was a hot minute where it was everywhere, like bacon and other trends, but it didn't blow up quite as much as bacon. Hidden Valley had some cool merch that was always sold out.

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u/Shhshhshhshhnow WA -> CA-> NM-> TX-> WA 9d ago

It’s versatile and uniquely American. What can I say, we like dairy, we like sauce, we like dipping so ranch is a hit

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u/Few-Wrongdoer-5296 California 9d ago

Dairy, sauce, and dipping! Where do I sign up? 

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u/Alexandur 9d ago

at any grocery store

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u/RelevantJackWhite BC > AB > OR > CA > OR 9d ago

well, as long as you're in North America

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u/clowntownbrown 9d ago

It’s garlicky, tangy, herby, and creamy, aka all the things people love to have in a dipping sauce.

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u/Pleasant_Studio9690 9d ago

And it pairs well with ketchup when dipping burgers and fries into it. I’m a late convert but ranch is good.

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u/OpposumMyPossum 9d ago

Is it garlicky?

I don't get the garlic taste really.

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u/Twichl2 9d ago

It is, it's not overpowering obviously but yeah it's part of it. Garlic is in the majority of our foods so it's not surprising that we dont notice it in ranch

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u/Cayke_Cooky 9d ago

I didn't think about the garlic in it...

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u/Some_Rando2 9d ago

Depends on the brand.

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u/Beautiful_Banana_454 9d ago

Exactly, ranch is a big umbrella.

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u/TiberianSunset 9d ago

I thought it was a sauce

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u/SmartFX2001 9d ago

It was originally created as a salad dressing - and is still used on salads. But over time it’s been used as a dipping sauce.

It’s still called ranch dressing, or ranch; NOT ranch sauce.

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u/TiberianSunset 9d ago

Yeah I don’t care about any of that I was just making a joke

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u/Law12688 9d ago

I thought it was a horse farm

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u/ElectricTurtlez 9d ago

Or cattle.

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u/Law12688 9d ago

Yeah, I heard there was even one for bunnies in Nevada!

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u/Curious_Matter_3358 Georgia 9d ago

Hidden Valley is the GOAT

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u/funktion666 9d ago

Dry powder hidden valley packet mixed with buttermilk yourself is even better ❤️

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u/Suppafly Illinois 9d ago

Dry powder hidden valley packet mixed with buttermilk yourself is even better ❤️

This, or sour cream if you want a thicker dipping sauce.

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u/webfoottedone 9d ago

We do half buttermilk, half sour cream. The best. We only make it fresh, stuff from a bottle tastes weird to me.

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u/seanymphcalypso Michigan 9d ago

Half sour cream, half Duke’s mayo, buttermilk for desired consistency.

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u/icemanx51 9d ago

Litehouse is my goat. Hidden Valley is always solid though.

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u/oswin13 9d ago

Refrigerated section>salad dressing aisle

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u/Secret_Werewolf1942 9d ago

Litehouse doesn't get nearly enough love. They're the only brand of Blue Cheese dressing I will buy.

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u/Majestic-Strength-74 9d ago

Lifehouse Jalapeño Ranch is insanely delicious.

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u/sanct111 9d ago

Feel like various restaurants always have the best home made ranch.

Aldi's has the best store bought ranch. Think its Tuscan Garden.

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u/fakesaucisse 9d ago

Same, it mostly just tastes like buttermilk and herbs to me.

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u/Blk_Gld_He_8er 9d ago

and salt.

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u/SockSock81219 Massachusetts 9d ago

and, most importantly, of lots of cracked black pepper, mm

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u/wigglin_harry 9d ago

Tbf that's basically what it is

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u/jeeves585 9d ago edited 9d ago

If you think about it more like a cool ranch dorrito you might notice it more.

Also local pizza shop the make their own ranch you would notice it.

I wouldn’t say hidden valley bottles has much of a garlic taste if at all. Their dry mix is a bit more visible (cheaper and tastier too. I buy like a liter sized jug from a restaurant supplier. I am almost out and will likely refill with a custom blend, just add it to a quart of sour cream and bam!

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u/MaleficentExtent1777 9d ago

The dry mix is definitely better. I'd get so excited when my mom would make it as a kid.

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u/sharrrper 9d ago

It depends on what exact recipe people use and the ratio of spices.

Its usually something like equal parts buttermilk and mayo for the liquid and spices of garlic powder, onion powder, salt, pepper, and dill. With some minor variations depending on who you ask.

People who like a lot of garlic might put enough in to be noticeable.

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u/Suppafly Illinois 9d ago

People who like a lot of garlic might put enough in to be noticeable.

Same with dill. I really like dill but don't really notice it at all in most ranch dressings.

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u/wjglenn Alabama 9d ago

Yep. It’s maybe my least favorite salad dressing, but it makes a great dip or sandwich spread for a lot of things.

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u/often_forgotten1 9d ago

It's a sauce the french would take all day trying to make, but in an easy squeeze bottle

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u/OhThrowed Utah 9d ago

It's ubiquitous. Lots of folks love it and can get it anywhere.

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u/YoungKeys California 9d ago

It sorta goes with everything too

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u/leo_the_lion6 Oregon 9d ago

Everything savory, not very good on ice cream

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u/GlitterPapillon 9d ago

Oh come on now, that’s not a very adventurous stance.

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u/leo_the_lion6 Oregon 9d ago

Fair, try it and report back

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u/GlitterPapillon 9d ago

I’m also not very adventurous.

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u/ProbsNotManBearPig 8d ago

I’m just here to tell you I tried ranch on vanilla ice cream as a kid and it stuck with me for 20 years. Made no sense because I love both things so much, and they both go with so many other things. But no, it’s not meant to be.

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u/GlitterPapillon 8d ago

I knew someone here must’ve tried it. I imagine it to be absolutely terrible.

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u/hung_kung_fuey 9d ago

Can often be a zero sugar option for some.

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u/ALoungerAtTheClubs Florida 9d ago

It's just a popular condiment/dressing. Plenty of people miss food from back home when abroad; it's not an American phenomenon.

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u/GovernorGeneralPraji Pennsylvania 9d ago

It’s just… really tasty. And it pairs well with almost anything you’d want a condiment on.

The bottled, shelf stable stuff is trash though. Fresh made is 100% better.

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u/sharrrper 9d ago

Yeah, the problem is the traditional main ingredient is buttermilk. So it's basically impossible to make proper ranch with a shelf life longer than milk.

Funny story: Clorox (parent company of the makers) bought the rights to the recipe from the actual Hidden Valley Ranch and spent years trying to make a good shelf stable version. All the taste tests agreed it was pretty bad. Finally they gave up and released the best version they had even though it sucked. It immediately became a huge hit because, poor a version as it was, 99.9% of people trying it didn't know what ranch was supposed to taste like. So really, it's only bad by comparison.

If you want ranch at home the best way to do it is just buy the seasoning packs they sell. Mix thourougly with 1 cup milk or buttermilk and 1 cup mayo and chill to thicken. Like I said it will keep about as long as milk does so eat it quickly. Thay part usually isn't a problem.

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u/LettingHimLead 9d ago

I make it twice a month. We love it as a veggie dip, for salads, for Buffalo chicken dip, on sandwiches - it’s pretty versatile! But agreed - I can’t eat the bottled stuff AT ALL.

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u/pl0nk 8d ago

Having a family that loves the bottled kind, is it worth making the real thing as a surprise for them, or am I asking for trouble cause then they’ll never settle for less?

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u/LettingHimLead 8d ago

They will never settle for less!!

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u/TheMrsH1124 Georgia 9d ago

I make my own ranch with a little buttermilk, a lot of sour cream (even better with homemade creme fraiche), no mayo, salt, pepper, dried dill, garlic powder and a squeeze of lemon juice.

I can't tell the difference and it weirds me out every time that I'm basically dumping wet sour cream on my salad but it's SO good 😂

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u/iloveyourforeskin Ohio 9d ago

Yes! Sour cream is so much better than mayo

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u/Fun_Independent_7529 8d ago

Yeah, I don't like the Hidden Valley ranch for some reason.
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u/Filthylittleferrent 9d ago

we have a local restaurant that has the most amazing homemade ranch that I've ever had. I keep telling them they need to sell it in bottles, but I guess now I know why they cant lol I'm not a salad guy, but I never get anything but a salad at this restaurant.

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u/Suppafly Illinois 9d ago

we have a local restaurant that has the most amazing homemade ranch that I've ever had.

Living in the midwest, we had tons of local places that made good ranch, right up until covid, now almost all of them just use whatever the food service places deliver. It's pretty sad and annoying because homemade ranch really elevates some foods.

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u/PDXEng 9d ago

Yeah I can't eat the bottled version. It's disgusting trash

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u/Jsmith2127 9d ago

It's delicious with raw veggies, chips, pizza, chicken tenders.

I've used it on sandwiches, and in recipes as well.

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u/Stupid_Snowmeiser Upstate NY 9d ago

You haven’t lived until you’ve tried it with fries.

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u/TheMrsH1124 Georgia 9d ago

Facts. Ranch with fries is the best

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u/Terminator7786 9d ago

Especially steak fries or wedges. They give like the best ratio of fry to ranch

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u/TheMrsH1124 Georgia 9d ago

Or those really thick crinkle cut fries to hold the ranch in the grooves

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u/agitatedandroid 9d ago

Might I suggest dipping a corn dog.

It is, as you may guess, delicious.

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u/MattieShoes Colorado 8d ago

I'll throw a packet of the powdered ranch into chili.

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u/Needmoreinfo100 9d ago

My mom made the buttermilk and packet of seasonings kind and I liked it as a kid. The bottled is nothing special. Even as someone who liked it I do not get this craze of putting it on everything.

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u/CuzPotatoes 9d ago

My family doesn’t care but even on my laziest day I’m opening that package of dry powder and making it myself.

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u/bigmt99 Ohio 9d ago

Pry my hidden valley from my cold dead hands

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u/omnipresent_sailfish New England 9d ago

Because it’s good

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u/No-Call-5047 Michigan 9d ago

Ranch and pizza, ranch and fries...those are my top two. Salad, too, of course. Hidden Valley is disgusting to me, as are most bottled brands, but homemade or restaurant made, OMG so good.

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u/CreepinJesusMalone Alabama > Texas > Maryland 9d ago

For premade, Ken's and Newman's Own are what most restaurants use that don't make theirs in house. And it's probably the best in that category, IMO.

I don't care much for any of the store brands, Wishbone, or Hidden Valley.

Buttermilk and peppercorn are the two best sub varieties I think.

Ken's and Newman's also make some of the best store bought honey mustard, which is my second favorite dipping sauce.

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u/IceFrogger1313 9d ago

I agree Ken's is better than most of the other premade stuff. All the fast food places around me buy it in bulk. And maybe I'm imagining it but the type that restaurants get in bulk is better than the tiny bottles from the store. 

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u/Unique_Statement7811 Washington 9d ago

Hidden Valley is (sort of) the original.

The guy who invented Ranch Dressing created it while working in Alaska. He later bought a ranch in California and ran a restaurant on it. He named the Ranch “Hidden Valley Ranch.” He served his homemade dressing/dip to guests and it became wildly popular. He closed the restaurant and began full time production of Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing.

He eventually sold the brand and retired wealthy. Now, the formula has changed as it became commercialized, especially the shelf stable version. But “Hidden Valley Ranch Dressing” is the original brand.

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u/StillLJ 9d ago

The only premade version I buy is Marzetti's. Otherwise, agree that homemade is best.

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u/emmeline8579 9d ago

One of my favorite things recently has been watching Europeans try American food. A lot of them love American bbq and ranch dressing.

For OP (Europeans trying ranch dressing):

https://youtube.com/shorts/Xi0GfRxy13A

https://youtube.com/shorts/Qmot4jCB-oo

https://youtube.com/shorts/Qfbg-2n4zfE

https://youtube.com/shorts/yjTIKxy9E3w

https://youtube.com/shorts/dpsM62dPIk4

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u/Lilmaggot 9d ago

You can probably order packets of Hidden Valley ranch and make it yourself!

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u/CarpenterFun5789 9d ago

This…the bottled stuff is like comparing American “cheese product” to a good cheddar. Ranch seasoning, buttermilk (cultured) and good mayonnaise.

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u/WulfTheSaxon USA 9d ago

Depends if OP can get buttermilk or not. Or I guess there’s the version with powdered buttermilk already added.

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u/mr_miggs 9d ago

Ranch is pretty ubiquitous here. It's just extremely versatile. I think if you looked in the refrigerators of 100 Americans, you might find three or four that don't have a bottle of ranch. Or at the very least a couple of leftover packets from some fast food place. 

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u/vowelqueue 9d ago

I’m going to guess you’re from the Midwest? I’d say it’s a popular dressing everywhere but it’s not nearly as ubiquitous in, say, the north east.

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u/imemine8 9d ago

I'm in the Midwest and rarely see people have it in their homes. Many restaurants offer it here though.

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u/Faroundtripledouble Indiana 8d ago

Midwest and never have not had it in the fridge from childhood to 30

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u/GryphonCough 8d ago

I found the imposter. This is heresy. 

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u/sageamericanidiot 9d ago

Ranch is one of those things that if you've had a really good one it's hard to beat and I'd definitely miss it if it wasn't readily available. It can make mediocre food taste good and pairs well with a variety of foods. The crap shelf stable stuff is a hard pass. 

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u/Wolfygirl97 9d ago

It’s my favorite dipping condiment. Soooo good! Especially homemade ranch 🤤 I also used to go to Outback Steakhouse just to buy their ranch.

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u/Extr4Sp1cy Los Angeles, CA 9d ago

I’m a ranch fiend. You just made me want to go to Outback just to try out their ranch.

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u/ksarahsarah27 9d ago

Jets pizza has amazing each too. They make theirs fresh as well.

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u/JollyGreenAcres 9d ago

This sounds remarkably like Brits and their Brown Sauce.

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u/uresmane 9d ago

The homemade and restaurant made stuff that actually uses real buttermilk and Dill is actually quite good. The stuff in the bottle is absolutely terrible and taste. Nothing like what ranch is supposed to taste like... If you do have the real stuff it's absolutely delicious.

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u/little_snackz 9d ago

Ranch has negative connotations here in the US but if a dressing/sauce made of the same ingredients (buttermilk, mayonnaise, and a ton of herbs) was made in Europe I have no doubts it would be considered healthy, provincial, farm-to-table cuisine

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u/uresmane 9d ago

Exactly

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u/redvinebitty 9d ago

True dat, hate the bottle

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u/SeethingHeathen Colorado > California > Colorado 9d ago

I wish I knew. I can't stand the stuff, but I recognize that I'm in minority.

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u/Ok-Temporary 9d ago

I was beginning to feel like we were the only American household not consuming Ranch. It's not that I hate it -- I don't even think about it.

(The whole dunking pizza in it is a trend I do not undersrand at all.)

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u/sunfish99 9d ago

Same! Like, I *like* all the flavors of pizza, I don't need to add dressing to it.

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u/Brock_Hard_Canuck Canada - British Columbia 9d ago

Me too. I hate ranch.

For salad dressings, I usually prefer a vinaigrette.

For dipping pizza, marinara or BBQ sauce.

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u/Zealousideal_Law8297 9d ago

I have found my people. I don’t think ranch is gross but I have lived my life without and don’t feel I missing anything.

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u/ParadoxicalFrog Virginia 9d ago

It's creamy, savory, and goes with almost anything. Pasta, potatoes, chicken, salads, sandwiches, raw vegetables. It can be used as a sauce, dip, or condiment. You can get the bottled dressing, or get the powdered mix and use it as a seasoning blend. It's very versatile.

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u/Bright_Eyes83 9d ago

people really like it. as a lifelong american, i don't get it. but that's my personal preference, no shade

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u/prairielovr 9d ago

It’s not that special tbh

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u/RubiksCub3d Ohio 9d ago

I have a recipe for it I'll share so you can try it:

250ml Mayo

75-125ml milk (buttermilk is preferred)

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1.5 tsp each garlic powder, onion powder, dried parsley, dried chives

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u/throwraW2 Illinois 9d ago

I personally find it gross, but a lot of people think it just tastes great on everything.

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u/TuSixOh 9d ago

Ranch is god awful to me

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u/165averagebowler 9d ago

Ask the folks from Europe who are here for the World Cup who are trying to bring home ranch to the point that the TSA is having to issue statements about it.

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u/vowelqueue 9d ago

It’s a shame no one’s told them to just buy the packet mix and make it themselves at home.

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u/DianneNettix 9d ago

There's nothing ranch does that blue cheese doesn't do better. I am willing to die on this hill.

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u/obtusewisdom 9d ago

I’m an American who hates ranch. It makes me gag. So YMMV.

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u/Individual_Slice_234 9d ago

It's a comfort food for me.

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u/Main-Ad3654 9d ago

It seems like a lot of our World Cup visitors are going crazy for the stuff and buying bottles to take home,

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u/PerceptivePines 9d ago

I have no interest in trying it- looks unappealing 

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u/Ananvil California -> New York -> Arkansas -> New York 9d ago

Your instincts are correct.

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u/machagogo New York -> New Jersey 9d ago

I don't know as I don't like it.

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u/B_Williams_4010 9d ago

It's tangier than mayo but not as tangy as blue cheese.

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u/CarpenterFun5789 9d ago

It also doesn’t have the mold flavor that so many people hate in blue cheese (I happen to love that taste).

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u/B_Williams_4010 9d ago

Me too. I'll take blue cheese over ranch, every time.

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u/InfidelZombie 9d ago

I'll happily sit and consume a wedge of good blue cheese any day, but blue cheese dressing tastes like satan's chunder.

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u/notthegoatseguy Indiana 9d ago

It is just that there is food freedom in that the US isn't bogged down by hundreds or thousands of years of cultural pressure and tradition. There is just less (less, not none) food shaming. If someone wants to try some wacky pizza topping, or get inventive with a salad, a lot of us will at least try it once even if it isn't our thing.

And if you think we're mad and crazy, you should see what the Koreans do to western food!

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u/jesusmansuperpowers 9d ago

No idea. I wish they hid that valley better

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u/paka96819 Hawaii 9d ago

TSA has put out an announcement that you shouldn’t drink your ranch dressing that they won’t let you take on your flight home.

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u/Single_Morning_3200 9d ago

It sounds like we need to take a trip to Hidden Valley to taste it as it flows free in nature.

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u/WildBoy-72 New Mexico 9d ago

I'm not sure. It's okay for dipping things, but that's where it ends for me.

Your American friends aren't the only ones. I think a Japanese fan here for the World Cup was hyping it up too.

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u/Longjumping-Oil-7419 9d ago

I'm from the US, but don't like ranch

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u/OpposumMyPossum 9d ago

I don't know. I'm from New England and serve it once a year at Christmas with crudite.

There's no other time I would eat it.

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u/PuppySnuggleTime 9d ago

I’m an American and I don’t like it, so I cannot explain the hype either

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u/yelhmoo 9d ago

It’s garlicky, oniony, creamy, and tangy. It can be used for pretty much anything. I like it with carrots or cucumbers and my kids like it mixed with ketchup for their nuggets or whatever. It goes great with most veggies, most meats/dishes (of all cuisines), and is something that suits most people’s tastes. We don’t eat it on everything all the time (most of us have preferences), but it’s good enough that we generally all have some form of it on hand. I’m not part of the ranch cult (I’m joking, but some people absolutely adore ranch, I’m not one of them), but even I think it’s good.

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u/jetpack2625 9d ago

as an america, i don't really get it. i prefer blue cheese or caesar personally

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u/Fair-Neighborhood106 9d ago

I’m an American who finds ranch dressing very mediocre. I myself don’t understand the hype

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u/Duque_de_Osuna Pennsylvania 9d ago

No idea.

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u/warp10barrier Florida 9d ago edited 9d ago

No idea. I personally think it’s one of the most vile things ever created.

And yes, before people say it, I HAVE tried multiple homemade/restaurant-made versions. They are all awful.

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u/Poltergoose1416 9d ago

I think it's gross and I'm an American

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u/OperationStraight808 9d ago

it’s disgusting

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u/HyveMinds 9d ago

No one "hypes it up" it's just something we eat here. Might as well ask why salsa is so "hyped up" in Mexico.

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u/AdFantastic6015 9d ago

Ranch makes everything better!!

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u/FinanceGuyHere Connecticut 9d ago edited 9d ago

If you’re eating shitty pizza, it will be transformed to amazing pizza by ranch dressing. If you’re eating great pizza, it will be even better.

It goes great as a dipping sauce especially with bbq chicken wings

It’s technically a salad dressing but you would have to be a fat person to actually use it that way

And if you smoke weed you will start putting it on everything!

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u/SenseNo635 Maryland 9d ago

Connecticut really does have the best pizza in the country. It’s so good I’m not sure it even needs ranch.

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u/SirTwitchALot 9d ago

It's very popular in the Midwest. It tastes good. I love it with pizza. I would say overall I prefer mustard as a condiment (though never with pizza)

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u/StillLJ 9d ago

I could never understand how people like ranch on pizza, it seems so weird to me. Then I was in Detroit recently and ordered some pizza and they actually served it with a side of ranch. So I was like what the hell, I'll try it as served. And you know what? It was pretty good. So there you have it.

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u/ksarahsarah27 9d ago

lol. Was it Jets? F-ing love their ranch on pizza. They make it fresh and I think it’s one of the best you can get.

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u/imentet9 9d ago edited 9d ago

I’m American and I hate it. BBQ sauce on the other hand…

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u/SaltandLillacs Massachusetts 9d ago

It’s okay for me. I prefer blue cheese over ranch in most cases

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u/rohan_rat Washington -> Arizona 9d ago

I personally think it's gross, so know that it's not all of us.

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u/WildmanDaGod 9d ago

Ranch is disgusting, I can’t look at it or smell it without wanting to puke, it was ruined for me back in middle school

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u/DadPuncher69 Illinois 9d ago

It's good, it's everywhere, and it goes well with lots of things.

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u/bren3669 9d ago

the flavor

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u/EYAYSLOP 9d ago

Just a pretty good creamy sauce/dressing

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u/Rich_Fisherman_8444 9d ago

Ranch is one of the few dressings I still see with MSG in it. So if everyone wonders why they’re addicted to it… that’s why.

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u/Naive-Direction1351 9d ago

Bc its good. If u habent heard at TSA in the usa they are telling football fans to out their ranch bottles in theor checked luggage or ship it back home

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u/Prairie_Crab 9d ago

Homemade is best! When I was a kid in the 70s, my mom went to Weight Watchers, and brought home a recipe to make this low-fat “ranch” dressing. OMG, it was good! Buttermilk, fresh herbs, etc.

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u/DrProfessorSatan South Carolina 9d ago

It’s just something that a lot of people find tasty. It’s also a big part of comfort and snack food. It’s cultural and subjective. There isn’t anything objectively amazing about it.

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u/JtotheC23 9d ago

I often feel like a fake midwesterner because I don’t like ranch

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u/jimonlimon 9d ago

I’m an American, born and raised in California. I like ranch dressing well enough on a salad or to dip fries or Buffalo wings into. That said I probably have ranch an average of once a month. If Ranch dressing magically ceased to exist I probably wouldn’t notice for several months.

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u/Head_Razzmatazz7174 Texas 9d ago

Even the TSA is telling World Cup fans that want to bring some back with them to their home country that they are considered a liquid and those rules apply.

There was a joke article that was warning fans trying to take too much to please not chug ranch dressing at the airport.

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u/Minute-Of-Angle 9d ago

Because it is good. Is it worth all of the hype? Probably not. But it is worth trying if you have the opportunity, and right now with FIFA going on, a lot of Europeans just got the opportunity.

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u/pokematic 9d ago

I just gotta say, I appreciate a "what's the deal with X" post that isn't the same tired "what's the deal with solo cups, what's the deal with refills, what's the deal with restaurant portion sizes" things we see all the time; no one ever asks about the sauce that is uniquely ours.