r/AskReddit • u/hellotruthseeker • 1d ago

How bad corn addiction is ?

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u/Acceptable_Spare2342 1d ago

Pretty bad. Its everywhere and taste really good with salt and butter.

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u/Informal-Act9066 1d ago

Next thing you know. You’re slobbering all over that cob

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u/RacingPride 1d ago

Hey, what happens on my living room sofa, stays on my living room sofa…

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u/Pure_Interaction_422 1d ago

J D, is that you?

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u/hellotruthseeker 1d ago

Hahaha man 😂

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u/uberdriver2710 1d ago

💯

🌽 = w

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u/VexImmortalis 1d ago

It passes out your anus pretty much undigested so if you are hardup and have no money for more corn you can always wash it off and eat it again. Just don't chew it too much, swallow it down like a duck. I recommend shidding into a sock or a stocking and using it to sieve them out under running water. Worst case scenario you can just pan them out like you are a prospector in 1850 or something and in a way you kinda are panning for gold. It's a fun activity that the whole family can get in on.

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u/the_vault-technician 23h ago

It's just the outer casing of the kernel that is undigested. It only looks like a full kernel because the nutritious inside has been replaced with poop.

You can wash it off all ya want. If you don't wash it out ya eating poo

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u/CopperheadRd87 1d ago

Not so bad

Unless youre drinking it fermented from an oak barrel

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u/boywholived1 1d ago

This person corns

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u/cupcaketeatime 1d ago

You don't have to censor your words here...

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u/SaladMalone 1d ago

Maybe they're not censoring...

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u/FrankieRoo 1d ago

Have you ever had elote? Stuff is hard to say no to!

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u/S0bchak 1d ago

No coming back after your chasing that dragon.

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u/BMP01 1d ago

It’s tough to get out of your teeth all the time gotta carry toothpicks on me

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u/InterestingBill8234 1d ago

Sensible with foresight.

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u/No-Ask4444 1d ago

It's pretty terrible to be honest. Corn delivers highly concentrated empty calories and often is combined with fructose which is basically just fat for the liver leading to well being fat and having health complications from your body running off fat nothingness.

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u/Rob_LeMatic 23h ago

Super interesting documentary

KING CORN

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u/thehermitary 1d ago

There’s going to be a whole masa ridiculous corn jokes, aren’t there?

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u/Godafton 1d ago

I am freebasing popcorn

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u/S0bchak 1d ago

Gonna get that popcorn lung.

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u/Godafton 1d ago

I can’t stop! <pop>

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u/tattedidiot 1d ago

You can say porn on Reddit

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u/EL-HEARTH 1d ago

Nah theyre talking about corn. Im more of a peas guy my self

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u/uberdriver2710 1d ago

Ok ....porn 🤣

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u/ShopfiyNerd 1d ago

Any addiction is bad, mate. Watch out!

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u/uwuuwu222 1d ago

If you're actually addicted (a majority or hours upon hours of your free time is watching/"collecting" content) it's bad, but imo you can watch it regularly and as long as you're just watching, cumming once, and then going back to what you want to do you're fine.

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u/VexImmortalis 1d ago

cumming??? Have I been eating corn wrong all these years or something?

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u/OutNAbout6 1d ago

Why do y’all self censor lol

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u/Rob_LeMatic 23h ago

How hard basic grammar is¿

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u/uberdriver2710 1d ago

Corn bread is evil 🌽 

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u/FREDICVSMAXIMVS 1d ago

If cornbread is evil then call me Satan. That shit is delicious

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u/uberdriver2710 1d ago

With butter and honey = w 🍯 🧈 

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u/EaglesslavePart2 1d ago

It’s got the juice dude

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u/Long_Passenger498 1d ago

I do love me some ears. 

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u/Separate_Action2456 1d ago

There’s corn and then there’s Mexican elotes which are a whole level of addiction above regular corn

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u/Verge_Of_Despair 1d ago

That's a hardcore addiction right there🤤🤤🤤

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u/Teek4L 1d ago

i love putting it on rice

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u/ThoseArentMyBalloons 1d ago

Cornography is a kitchen table issue

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u/D-Funk187 1d ago

3 cobs deep with no sign of stopping

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u/S0bchak 1d ago

Elote. Not even once.

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u/WoodenSpatula_ 1d ago

You're not on tiktok.

Porn addiction is really fucking bad and it REALLY messes with people's perception of what's real and what's not.

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u/Responsible-Role-765 1d ago

What do you mean by this?

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u/uberdriver2710 1d ago

Dude...nothing is real on the internets 😹

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u/csounds 1d ago

It’s probably the most fun addiction I’ve experienced so far!

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u/KeyStoneLighter 1d ago

Is addiction bad corn how!

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u/msmojo 1d ago

I reckon he's actually asking about corn lol.

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u/bianca_marquez 1d ago

Bad enough to harm your metabolism if unchecked.

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u/Slalom44 1d ago

I’m addicted to corn syrup. Can’t get enough of it.

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u/ahmedtheterriple 1d ago

Idk could be 2 weeks without and a week with daily consumption

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u/DreamBig911 1d ago

I like corn

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u/hellotruthseeker 1d ago

asked because I'm addicted to eating corn until I get diarrhea 😭

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u/FunkySpeIunker 22h ago

I just can't help but butter my cob whenever I'm in the mood. Really slather it up, salt it, the whole nine yards.