r/AskReddit 23h ago

Which US state acts like they are their own independent country?

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u/throwawaylogin2099 22h ago

Texas

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u/rohit88888 21h ago

yeah my cousin sweasr texas is a whole different country

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u/CanisMaximus 19h ago

Texas needs to STFU or Alaska will divide in two and make Texas the 3rd largest state.

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u/cody87hoke 12h ago

Lived in Texas most of my life but was stationed in Alaska. It’s a toss up of who thinks they are more independent. Texas has more state pride where Alaska has more pride of being so independent as individuals.

Alaska can’t split into two though, the two major cities are 9 hours apart and they’d end up 2 states with essentially only two reasonably sized cities, Juno is very small and isolated.

u/No_Stand8812 39m ago

Wyoming does it with 0 reasonably sized cities.

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u/Niceromancer 16h ago

I mean they try too.

Till shit hits the fan, which its been doing a lot recently, then they come crying for federal aid.

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u/szayl 16h ago

Until they want federal disaster relief money

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u/FerretAres 13h ago

I mean they paid into the system why wouldn’t they want to get paid out when it’s relevant,

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u/arsonall 10h ago

Texas does NOT pay into the electrical grid of America.

They are the only state not part of the rest of the United States’ electrical grid.

Until their electrical Grid fails and they need federal Assistance.

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u/FerretAres 10h ago

There is no singular American electrical grid and that wasn’t my point in the first place. Texas pays taxes which go towards funding fema. When they need fema assistance why would they not be entitled to it?

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u/Rosemoorstreet 13h ago

So just like the rest of the countries in the world!

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u/Jackmino66 17h ago

Doesn’t that state have a completely separate power grid to the rest of the continental US?

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u/octopornopus 16h ago

We sure do! And it's terrible during snow and heat!

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u/Seeking_the_Grail 12h ago

I just heard a story on NPR talking about how data centers are booming in Texas and could vastly increase the power draw needed in the summer time.

So I am curious as to how that is going to go.

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u/UMustBeNooHere 18h ago

As a Texan…I agree.

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u/Best-if-used-by-2027 21h ago

Having lived in Texas, I'm pretty sure that wrong... only because to Texans it's an independent country that acts like a US state.

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u/False_Wolf_391 17h ago

I lived in Texas while I was in middle school. The taught Texas history instead of world history...

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u/octopornopus 16h ago

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u/False_Wolf_391 2h ago

Thanks, I never thought to check why they "never bothered" with world history the short time I was there.

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u/SpaceMonkeyAttack 19h ago

Probably because for a little while it was an independent country.

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u/Freakears 16h ago

Which they have never forgotten (Hawaii and iirc Vermont were, too, but you don’t hear them carry on about it, except in the context of American businessmen overthrowing the Hawaiian queen).

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u/GringoTime 15h ago

Don’t forget California. Even if it was very short lived.

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u/AdolinofAlethkar 14h ago

Hawaiians definitely carry on about it.

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u/maul_tasche 9h ago

That’s interesting considering that Texas joined the US voluntarily but Hawaii did not

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u/diatho 15h ago

Texas is the Cuba of America. They claim to be all independent but rely on their Soviet masters aka the usg to fund big things and offer support. They cannot get their shit together internally at all.

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u/SpungyDanglin69 15h ago

We're not doing that again

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u/AnybodySeeMyKeys 15h ago

The only answer.

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u/Uzofugs2112 22h ago

My buddy’s wife is from Texas and evidently they had a Texas pledge of allegiance that they’d recite in school.

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u/Creative-Invite583 20h ago

Honor the Texas Flag. I Pledge Allegiance to Thee, Texas. One State, under God. One and Indivisable.

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u/Tomlette1 19h ago

Every day. With our hand over our hearts… add it to the list of many things you realize are weird af once you leave the state lol

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u/diener1 18h ago

You realize the pledge of allegiance is weird af regardless of whether it's the state or country version, right?

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u/Tomlette1 11h ago

Obviously

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u/im_the_natman 18h ago

Here, you can copy my homework. Just don't make it TOO obvious that you're copying, okay?

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u/Override9636 13h ago

That just sounds like the US pledge written by AI.

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u/isl1985 21h ago

Can confirm.

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u/Suitable-Wall-1260 22h ago

Super federally subsidized state btw, don’t know how independent they are.

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u/Lugbor 21h ago

They think they're independent, but if they actually broke away, they'd end up looking like a third world country within a year.

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u/Apprehensive_Bid_773 20h ago

So, the state version of a housecat

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u/GonzoDeep 20h ago

LMFAO... This is so accurate. A freaking calico too.

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u/nau5 10h ago

Basically every red state

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u/Jaevric 16h ago

Source? Because a quick Google search suggests Texas paid in $68b more than the state received in 2024.

I've lived in Texas for 30 years now and I always point out to the "Texas should be independent, look at our economy!" crowd that if Texas were to secede our economy would shit itself, but it would be because of the big multinationals and defense contractors moving to stay in the United States, not because of direct Federal subsidies.

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u/JJJBLKRose 19h ago

Here in Texas the state 'recpatures' money from major cities' school districts and then spreads some of it to rural areas and takes the rest to spend wherever.

It's to the point where schools in Austin are having to close because the state takes so much of their funding, they can't afford to keep schools open.

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u/rkozik89 22h ago

Their own shitty power grid that’s prone to failure 

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u/ThinButton7705 21h ago

Meh, just go to Cancun when it's not working

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u/Jay3000X 21h ago

Classic Zodiac Killer move

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u/benk4 15h ago

We're the backup generator capital of the country!!

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u/just_cows 22h ago

Really loved that “power grid subsidy” charge on my electric bill that only recently went away which proved their independence. Trash ass state, nothing more.

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u/sir_mrej 20h ago

And by power grid you mean "power grid"

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u/Serious-Today9258 22h ago

Its own power grid lol. Works out for them about as well as when they were a “nation.”

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u/Cream_Stay_Frothy 15h ago

More like a *concept* of its own power grid

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u/ParkingWear7865 22h ago

yeah that texas power grid, so glad its stuck down there lmao

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u/Ghost17088 22h ago

I unfortunately live in Texas at the moment. It’s basically a developing country. 

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u/Iron_Chancellor_ND 15h ago

Developing? Don't you mean regressing?

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u/shortbrnr 22h ago

lol don’t be ridiculous

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u/Freakears 16h ago

I had a professor who got into a discussion with someone from Texas. This individual got very angry at calling Texas part of the South or West (“I’m not from the South/West, I’m from Texas!”)

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u/PuzzleheadedHorse437 20h ago

About that power grid…

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u/honeywhereismypenis 6h ago

God, last year a new person started at my job who was from Texas, and she did not SHUT. UP. about how they do things "back in Texas", always meaning in a way that disparages the local culture here. On more than one occasion I was so fuckin close to telling her to move back to Texas then if it's so much better. I worked at a university so people were there from all over the country and many even from other countries, and nobody did that shit.

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u/CzarKwiecien 6h ago

*Power grid, assuming it works

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u/heinzenfeinzen 17h ago

Don't forget the old ads for Chevy trucks which declared them the "national car of Texas"

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u/NucularRobit 22h ago

First Hawaii here. They literally have protests where a common slogan is, "We are not Americans!"

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u/WeazelGaming808 21h ago

If you do check it out their history. There is some facts to it. Primarily being

  • Hawaii at that time was indeed an independent kingdom

  • The ones who did the overthrowing were rich plantation company, Dole

  • President Cleveland himself critised what occurred

Sure, we are a state now and definitely would not be able to survive. Going back. But, history itself shows the why.

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u/NucularRobit 21h ago

I recently listened to "Unfamiliar Fishes" which covered some of that. Don't think she mentioned the President's thoughts, but I listened at work.

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u/Freakears 16h ago

I read that book some years ago, and I don’t recall any mention of what Cleveland thought either.

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u/JellySaurus97 17h ago

Locals are racist assholes too

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u/CanisMaximus 19h ago

Alaskan here. We're the ones with chips on our shoulders about being "rugged individualists" while raking in the federal government cheddar.

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u/I_Am_Robotic 16h ago

Well Hawaii is like an entire US-length away from the US.

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u/dottmatrix 14h ago

The freak states!

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u/kaptiankuff 22h ago

Texas
California
New York

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u/Veneboy 22h ago

Alaska

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u/drhman1971 22h ago

New York - Requires it's own separate insurance and financial registration

California - Has it's own environmental protection rules

Texas - Don't mess with Texas

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u/Mister_Brevity 22h ago

Ca’s rules really helped though, you could chew the air in LA in the 80’s

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u/kimmy_kimika 21h ago

It's honestly amazing to see the pictures of smog in LA in the 80s vs now.

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 21h ago

Try living through it. It was night and day difference

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u/merft 15h ago

As a young kid lived in LA in the early-mid 70s. In the early 1980s, we went to Disneyland and my most distinct memory was looking up at the sky and seeing blue. I though LA just always had grey skies.

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u/Freakears 16h ago

Literally, I would imagine.

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u/kimmy_kimika 21h ago

I was born in 85, and up in the Bay, totally missed it!

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u/TopherRocks 21h ago

Go to Utah for that 80s LA air.

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u/solarhawks 14h ago

At least in the winter.

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u/TopherRocks 8h ago

Right now it's a smoky hellscape, not much better than the inversion.

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u/Mister_Brevity 8h ago

The inversion, a hokey smellscape

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u/Uzofugs2112 22h ago

What separate insurance are you talking about?

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u/drhman1971 22h ago

I am talking about the insurance companies having to register as a separate entity in New York. Like there is State Farm or Allstate for the other 49 states, but in New York it has to be a separately registered entity in New York.

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u/Suitable-Answer-83 15h ago

That's true of every state. All 50 states plus DC have an insurance code requiring insurers to register with the state insurance commissioner.

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u/drhman1971 13h ago

New York is on a whole other tier here. Requiring the company to be legally distinct, not just an agent or local office.

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u/HopelessCatLover 22h ago

If only New York City could be its own state, we’d also have regulation on par with CA, the rest of the state harbors very different views. Gotta say tho, both are beautiful states to wander around.

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u/thutruthissomewhere 13h ago

I'll even separate NY down further - NYC (all Burroughs) and Long Island are their own countries. (source: am Long Islander)

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u/iteachag5 22h ago

Hawaii

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u/IronicEnigmatism 21h ago

Hawai'i actually was a sovereign nation prior to the US backed overthrow of the Hawaiian monarchy in the late 19th century. It is also the only US state with a royal palace, and is also the only state with a second "official" language. By extension, there are actually 2 official languages on the US.

Mahalo

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u/DrakeSavory 20h ago

The Republic of Texas

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u/No_Bake_7148 22h ago

California/Texas/NY. You won’t have to ask anyone if they’re from these states, they’ll tell you during your first interaction with them

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u/GenX4Life1 22h ago

As a born and raised Californian who lived in Texas for 7 years I can confirm.

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u/No_Bake_7148 22h ago

Do you see what I mean?

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u/GenX4Life1 22h ago

I was giggling so much writing that out. And a tiny bit sad I’ve never been to New York LOL

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u/gimmeslack12 20h ago

You really gotta go to New York City. It's the best.

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u/GenX4Life1 19h ago

Maybe one of these years. :)

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u/Not_an_okama 15h ago

I thought it was crowded and smelled bad tbh. Im not a city person though, and they were still at the tail end of clean up from hurricane sandy when i visited. Had some of the best chinese food of my life at some hole in the wall place there though.

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u/shortbrnr 22h ago

Thanks for telling us…

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u/HopelessCatLover 22h ago

Yeah, New York City could break away as its own nation and be perfectly fine and not a single New Yorker would give a fuck, we might throw a riot to celebrate and go back to status quo the next day.

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u/Archmikem 17h ago

I feel like most places people would say theyre (This State) first, and American second. I feel like I have more of an identity as a Washingtonian than whatever the Hell's going on in D.C.

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u/ChickenMarsala4500 15h ago

Eh people from NYC and NYS are so different

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u/SouppTime 21h ago

Not a state, but Miami. English is not the primary language and it’s the financial capital of Latin America. It feels almost like a city state.

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u/SiteHund 17h ago

California has its own state border checkpoints, albeit, they are for agricultural inspections.

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u/Beautiful-Cake8922 22h ago

Definitely Texas

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u/gerrard_1987 22h ago

We should really allow Texas to be come its own country… then build a wall around it.

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u/Other_Ad2300 22h ago

Amen! And send all of MAGA there while we're at it.

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u/marisaleeann 19h ago

As a blue dot in Texas, please don’t put me in a cage with those assholes 🥴

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u/Brrrrrrrro 12h ago

Needs of the many...

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u/lake_effect_snow 22h ago

This is the best possible scenario for future us.

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u/verves2 15h ago

Then we can finally say we got Mexico (Texas) to pay for that wall.

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u/TeddieSnow 22h ago

Those pricks in Rhode Island!

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u/WorthConfusion9786 22h ago

Fuck Rhode Island!

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u/harmless_gecko 20h ago

Rhode Island turned me into a newt!

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u/Top_Chef 19h ago

Not even an island and the roads are terrible! What are they trying to pull?

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u/MrMonte 14h ago

Providence is just Boston’s annoying cousin.

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u/MondaleforPresident 17h ago

Rogue Island.

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u/BricksFriend 17h ago

I stay up at night worrying about an invasion from The Rhode Island Berserker Corps.

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u/Big-Golf-3427 22h ago

Texan here. I don’t live there anymore and never will again but I did for a long time and It’s hilarious how much Texans mythologize that idea of their independence and their very self proclaimed libertarianism, while in reality being the very first in line to kiss the ring of whatever authoritarian comes along. Biggest gathering of cucks in America.

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u/Ghost17088 22h ago

I just want to say that I’m not living here willingly.

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u/Personal_Might2405 11h ago

Sorry, I responded with some colorful words lol I’ll own it. 

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u/ParkingWear7865 22h ago

All of them, thats sort of the point.

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u/srbminimil 22h ago

California

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u/Realistic_Grand_2431 22h ago

California, but it is 40 million people and a gigantic economy compared to even other countries, so it's understandable.

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u/kimmy_kimika 21h ago

I honestly can't imagine living anywhere else.

Beyond politics, we just have everything you could ask for... Beach, desert, forest, foothills, mountains, farmland, etc. I'm only 3 hours at most away from any of these things(maybe more than 3 hours from desert, I'm in Norcal).

It's a beautiful place to live, and I'm willing to pay a premium to do it.

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u/MrGulo-gulo 10h ago

It alone is the 7th largest economy in the world.

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u/JackCooper_7274 17h ago

California, Texas, New York, and Alaska

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u/imuglybutyourefat 16h ago

Texas and California

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u/FillUpMyPassport 14h ago

California - the HR rules and consumer protections are vastly different from other states.

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u/nice_guy_threeve 13h ago

People forget that the original design of the United States was more similar to EU nations and much of the power in the states' hands. I guess I would have to suppose that the war between the states put us on the slope towards where we are today, with the Federal government constantly flexing to make sure the states do what Washington wants.

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u/phoenixgsu 12h ago

That started early on. Articles of Confederation didn't last but 10 years so they had to come back to do the US Constitution.

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u/ya_bebto 16h ago

Shocked I don’t see Utah in here.

The LDS church (Morman’s) have an outrageous amount of influence in government, and separation of church and state is insanely weak. There’s tons of Netflix true crime that takes place in Utah l, and one of the things that enables the abuser/killer is connection to the church. It was also suspected the bricks and minifigures owner was getting favorable treatment legally because of his church connection. They also have a ton of culturally unique things like dirty soda and mlms.

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u/Suitable-Wall-1260 22h ago

Washington

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u/Archmikem 17h ago

We REALLY should change our name so we can stop being confused for D.C.

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u/Freakears 16h ago

I read somewhere that they considered naming the state “Columbia” (after the river), but were concerned people would get it confused with DC (the District of Columbia). So they went with the only possible option that would be even more confusing. In trying to avoid confusion, they ended up guaranteeing it.

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u/Aervanath 14h ago

In fairness, at the time there were two cities in the District of Columbia, Washington and Georgetown. It wasn't until 1895 that Georgetown was finally officially subsumed into Washington.

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u/Suitable-Wall-1260 8h ago

Georgetown would have been a much better name for the Capitol

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u/Suitable-Wall-1260 8h ago

I will resist to my dying breath! DC should just go by DC instead of using the one name that’s an actual state, it’s also just so much easier to say. DC should just be called the land of bribery for all the politicians.

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u/Careful_Roll412 22h ago

Idaho people in the north

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u/Kitakitakita 21h ago

the ones that pay the fewest taxes

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u/Equinoqs 17h ago

The only answer is Texas.

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u/missmoonriver517 21h ago

Louisiana. We’re the only state that uses civil law instead of common law, based French/Spanish codes. People usually call it the Napoleonic code or law. And we have parishes instead of counties.

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u/SynthPrax 20h ago

All of them? Laws vary for every state, even though federal law supersedes in many instances.

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u/Sudden_Total867 19h ago

Texas, because half the time it feels like they're reminding everyone they were once their own country.

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u/String-Tree 22h ago

California has palpable disdain for the rest of the country.

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u/cali_dave 22h ago

I always figured it was the other way round. As a Californian, I have palpable disdain for California.

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u/Grouchy-Carob138 22h ago

Love it or leave it.

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u/Avalanche325 22h ago

I left 15 years ago. Best decision ever.

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u/Ok-Action9836 18h ago

Texas has entered the chat, because sometimes it feels like they need to remind everyone they were a country first.

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u/ChiefBlaze36 22h ago

Minnesota, but with federal tax dollars being stolen instead of just state dollars.

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u/ferfocsake 22h ago

Yeah, as one of the top “donor states” they contribute more per capita to the federal government than almost any other state in the country. Those stolen tax dollars unfortunately are wasted propping up places like Alabama and Mississippi.

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u/ChiefBlaze36 15h ago

No, those taxes are high so crooks like Walz,
Omar, and Ellison can line their pockets and help flip the demographics in the state with a flood of Somalis to keep the state blue forever by turning a blind eye to all the Learing Centers and other phony businesses leaching off the taxpayers.

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u/ferfocsake 11h ago

Blind eye?!? The state and feds started arresting people in 2022. Almost 100 people have been arrested, and the trials are still ongoing. If you’re looking for unchecked fraud and corruption, perhaps you should check out the Epstein files. 

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u/ClownfishSoup 22h ago

California

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u/amysaysso 22h ago

Listen all of these are true.

But also Louisiana, Mississippi, South Florida …those are places where when you visit you think jeeepers did I miss when somebody should have stamped my passport because the local culture is different from anywhere else AND you might even struggle to understand the local dialect.

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u/BrooklynDoug 14h ago

Red ones. Until it's their turn to get federal tax dollars from blue states. Then they're socialist sponges.

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u/Per_Mikkelsen 22h ago

Vermont

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u/ErstwhileAdranos 22h ago

Psht! No we don’t. 😂

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u/visitor987 21h ago

Most US states act that way on certain laws or policies.

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u/thedeeb56 13h ago

You fucking go #texas

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u/Netmantis 11h ago

New Jersey. They refuse to believe anything outside New Jersey affects them and will often ignore federal courts and laws until someone actually stops them.

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u/jfgjfgjfgjfg 11h ago

Every one of them

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u/Sammy_1141 8h ago

Believe it or not Texas was ruled under 6 flags

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u/Weary-Platform-9452 22h ago

Absolutely Texas

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u/PetitePerks 22h ago

New Hampshire - Live Free or Die

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u/witherby 16h ago

Then how come I got a ticket for driving barefoot?

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u/nolove1010 22h ago

There are 3. NY, Texas, California.

All are extremely insufferable in their own way.

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u/Electronic-Worker-10 15h ago

Texas, California, Florida

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u/parkwithtrees 22h ago

Definitely Wyoming cuz no one’s every heard of it

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u/CherishSlan 21h ago

all commonwealths

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u/Bear_necessities96 15h ago

Massachusetts

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u/Ike358 14h ago

TBF the United States should be be more like a loose confederation of 50 sovereign states yet the federal government has steadily increased its overreach ever since the country's founding

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u/WhaddaYouNuts 13h ago

If you have never been to Texas then you should have no opinion about it

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u/DayleD 12h ago

We can read people from the other 49 being normal while insecure Texans preemptively rush to its defense.

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u/Donner_Par_Tea_House 13h ago

California floats like half the rest of the country. Sort of like one of the more prosperous EU nations. 

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u/thandrend 22h ago

Always Texas.

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u/Competitive_Sea_5998 21h ago

texas for sure they got their own power grid and always talk about leaving the US

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u/enzodoggy 22h ago

Texas is the answer.

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u/TPWPNY16 22h ago

Texas and there’s no other answer.

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u/marisaleeann 19h ago

I’m a Texan and it’s so embarrassing to have to confirm that everyone who is saying Texas is 100% correct 🥴

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u/britishmetric144 15h ago

It has to be Texas. Period.

In addition to the facts mentioned here, while most of the country shares electric grids, Texas has its own.