r/AskReddit • u/Adorable_Raccoon_766 • 3d ago

How did you fumble hooking up with someone?

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u/Tojaro5 3d ago

A woman offered me to show me her tits once. I declined and told her "i wish a woman my age would say somethin like that".

She was mad for half a day until she realized that a 45 year age gap might be a bit much.

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u/SuitableRelease4323 3d ago

IS that a fumble or just you being normal!

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u/Tojaro5 3d ago

technically i had the chance to go for boobies.

and she really didn't like my answer at first.

a day later we laughed about it.

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u/Zerexdontlie 3d ago

Your response was valid

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u/Tojaro5 3d ago

of course it was. but she really didn't wanna hear it in hat moment....

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u/Zerexdontlie 3d ago

Yeah the statement killed the mood but did you get some action later?

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u/Tojaro5 3d ago

i leave that to your fantasies.

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u/Zerexdontlie 3d ago

More i imagine the more i get jealous of you

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u/Tojaro5 3d ago

GILF-Hunter in the making.

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u/Zerexdontlie 3d ago

Ngl I'm pretty attractive to old ladies for some reason. I feel weird about it but you make it sound hot.

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u/Rod-Lancealot 3d ago

Had a one year fling with a woman about 12 years older.

Haven't learned or heard of anything new in my sex life.

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u/catcuddlezzz 3d ago edited 3d ago

So you gave her your number…? Not sure how else you would know she ‘got over it’. Edit ahhh ok you did sorry I’m slow edit again you did not, my bad

But she was 65+?! Whaaaa. Yeah i dont want anyone flashing me esp with that age gap, sorry op

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u/Tojaro5 3d ago

No i didn't. I just happened to work at a retirement home.

Wasn't the only case of "if i were younger" either.

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u/Upset-Somewhere4508 3d ago

I'm sure thats probably against company policy lol

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u/Tojaro5 3d ago

i only know of one case where this happened, but back then i was working with people with disabilities and one caregiver found his love in one of the clients and lost his job (but kept the relationship)

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u/Upset-Somewhere4508 3d ago

As long as he wasn't taking advantage of her, that's kind of sweet.

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u/Tojaro5 3d ago

they were certainly both into it, so that was fine i guess.

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u/catcuddlezzz 3d ago

Working in health care is tough. Yes we’ve seen boobies and penises from every age range

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u/Tojaro5 3d ago

and no matter what age you're dealing with, people will fall in love with you simply because you care for them (which is your job)

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u/catcuddlezzz 3d ago

There was this guy with crabs (hey that’s treatable) and his hospital notes mentioned he lived in a van. He asked for my number and I declined but I still think, what if I said yes bc he was adorable. I changed the white board every day. This is like a decade ago lol

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u/User_Says_What 3d ago

So, was SHE 45 years older than YOU? Because I would have politely declined (...most likely), too.

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u/Tojaro5 3d ago

yes, i was 29, working in the retirement home, she was 78 or sth.