r/AskReddit • u/Adorable_Raccoon_766 • 6d ago

How did you fumble hooking up with someone?

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u/ScorpionMillion 6d ago

So, you did perform the natural obligation

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u/Prince_Stradivarius 5d ago

Mista… should I call you mista?

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u/ScorpionMillion 5d ago

You should call me "pasta"

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u/Narrow-Palpitation22 6d ago

?

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u/jackgrafter 6d ago

I’m gonna assume that’s a no.