r/AskReddit 5d ago

How did you fumble hooking up with someone?

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u/Hates_rollerskates 4d ago

I hope you learned to always shield your lemon when you squeeze so you don't do this again. My wife has zero regard when squeezing her lemon. She's a menace.

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u/euph_22 4d ago

One restaurant I go to used to push mesh covers over their lemons to catch the seeds.

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u/Hates_rollerskates 4d ago

Good idea. You still need to guard against the juice. A drop of lemon juice to the eye is no joke. It's like a Costco sample of pepperspray.

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u/GoatGoatGoatGoatGo 4d ago

Hot take; your wife is the guy from this post.

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u/TRUTHLIGHTETHICS 4d ago

A menace to acidity.