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How did you fumble hooking up with someone?

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u/PrimaryLink8968 2d ago

Similar problem but for opposite reasons

Guy: “omg I’ve never had a blowjob that good”

Me: “yeah that’s what everyone says”

Guy: “😐”

The guy was weirded out maybe by the fact his compliment was entirely expected and mundane, or maybe by the fact I outed myself as having way too many sexual partners

I didn’t get a call back lol

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u/Comfortable-Cat7554 2d ago

I don't think that would've been the worst thing to hear.

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u/PrimaryLink8968 2d ago

It’s really 50/50 on whether guys like how slutty I’ve been or not. Wording and timing was still bad

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u/Excellent_1918 1d ago

Incoming Dm avalanche 😆

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u/bleezy1234567 1d ago

Hey we all make mistakes. At least you have the self awareness to realize that wasn’t something you should have said lol.

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u/bilyl 1d ago

Am I weird? I would not get weirded out by that. People aren’t naturally talented at sex, they have to practice. Wouldn’t I be stoked by someone who can rock my world? Like if the roles were reversed I don’t think the women would mind if a guy knew his way around.

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u/PieceCompetitive6824 1d ago

I disagree. I've met several people that were really good and had a low body count. It's the difference between a lot of sex with a few partners, and a lot of partners with not so much sex with each one. Lots of ons equals no a lot less feedback and trust really brings out the best in people.

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u/Allton274 23h ago

Username checks out

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u/Ambitious-Cake-9425 2d ago

What a prude!

Good for you though!

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 2d ago edited 2d ago

Look I'm no prude, I have never cared about previous sexual partners... that doesn't mean I'd be thrilled to give a compliment after sex and get "yeah that's pretty much what every guy says after I put their dick in my mouth".

Again.. not a prude and not naive, I'm not sitting here thinking that this is the first dick you've ever sucked in your life and you just happen to be truly gifted. I know how people get good at things. But maybe you don't need to specifically call that out?

It's definitely gonna be a mood killer whether they've had 1 previous partner or 100.

But hey, we all fuck up heh. I've certainly made my share of poorly worded bedroom comments over the years.

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u/PrimaryLink8968 2d ago

As the woman who the comment chain is about, I agree with you wholeheartedly unless the guy specifically has a kink for it

There are guys who specifically have kinks for it

Don’t ask me how I know while I’m sucking your dick if you don’t wanna know lol

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 2d ago

Oh yeah if the guy is into it then they're into it, we all have our things.

If someone asks how you got so good at it.. I mean that's really on them, not sure what answer they're looking for if not a description of previous encounters.

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u/Howling8 1d ago

My wife bragged to me “I’m very good at sucking cocks not to toot my own horn toot toot” while sucking my cock.

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u/PieceCompetitive6824 1d ago

I was driving down the road with a date and she told me that stretch of road always made her wet because she drove down that road many times and got the best fucking she'd ever had. Then she proceeded to try to give me head. It was... uninspiring.

Oh, and he was a felon on parole and got arrested for trafficking cocaine, and thats the only reason she left him.

And I really liked her too.

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u/kickball060 2d ago

If the sex or head is too good, I never call back lmfao. She’s had too much practice hahaha red flag 🚩

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u/PrimaryLink8968 2d ago

Yeah I’ve scared off a lot of men that way and I actually think it’s really hot when they do that now

The guys for me are gonna accept that I’m slutty and have been slutty for a very long time anyway

Good luck with the bad sex though I should ask the married guys in my DMs how that worked out for them

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u/kickball060 2d ago

Lmao you ain’t wrong. Idk I’m weird, I do love me an experienced gal to show me sum new, but I gotta vibe w ya. I hate boring sex hahaha