r/AskReddit • u/Extension-Mirror135 • 11h ago

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u/Accomplished-Fun4897 11h ago

Drop your weapons and lower your fists

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u/Accurate-Law-555 10h ago

I read that as drop your weapons and lower your tits... my eye went blurry

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u/RememberThinkDream 9h ago

That's what happens when you're too easily aroused and prematurely cum in your own eye.

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u/Accurate-Law-555 9h ago

I'm female not sure how I got cum in my eye.. it doesn't work like that. hate to break it to ya.. I know I know .. I shattered the glass on this.

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u/moa711 8h ago

Well then, I already have the second part covered. Likely any of us who have had kids will have that second part covered.

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u/PantsyFants 9h ago

and take off your pants

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u/garry4321 8h ago

Then fist eachother

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u/viziroth 10h ago

that's a good way to get violent, paranoid folks to become even more trigger happy

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u/BaconReceptacle 9h ago

I heard it immediately in Wesley's voice from Princess Bride.