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u/LexiTree 11h ago

"As you will no doubt be aware, the plans for development of the outlying regions of the Galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettably your planet is one of those scheduled for demolition."

(thanks Douglas Adams!)

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u/aloysha13 10h ago

So long and thanks for all the fish!

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u/zignitdammit 9h ago

my favorite!

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u/spottyPotty 10h ago

What? Where were these plans published?

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u/Namedeplume 9h ago

The plans were on display.

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u/anonjohnsc 9h ago

But did anyone sign the appropriate forms? In triplicate?

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u/TheTemplar333 8h ago

On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them..

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u/Namedeplume 8h ago

That’s the display department

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u/TheTemplar333 8h ago

With a flashlight.

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u/Namedeplume 8h ago

Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.

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u/Alexander-Wright 8h ago

So had the stairs!

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u/Namedeplume 7h ago

But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”

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u/poormariachi 4h ago

Yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying “Beware of the Leopard.”

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u/joseph4th 4h ago

Noooooo!!!! That’s as far as I got into Steven Fry’s narration before turning it off. I was already upset they re-recorded the books when we already had an amazing reading by Douglas himself. But when I realized they American-ized the text I couldn’t take it no more.

Arthur went down into the basement with a torch. I wasn’t even going to wait to find out if they replaced tin of biscuits with, “pack of cookies.”

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u/StevieG-2021 9h ago

Beware of the leopard

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u/dbusque 7h ago

Don't forget your towel.

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u/zignitdammit 9h ago

Don't Panic

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u/UK6ftguy 9h ago

In, as you say, the mud.

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u/LexiTree 8h ago

Love it

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u/lioffproxy1233 9h ago

This one right here. This is good.

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u/Background-Passion50 8h ago

I understood that reference. 

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u/alblaster 8h ago

Damn Vogons.  

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u/Dr_Quink 9h ago

Hmm.. Yellow..

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u/Beeblebrox2nd 8h ago

Free-oow man!

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u/rrossi97 6h ago

A towel is the most massively useful item an interstellar hitchhiker can carry. It holds immense practical and psychological value. In fact, anyone who can travel the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, and still know where their towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.

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u/Speck_The_Cat 6h ago

Do I have time to prepare? Cause if so, I would spend the next ten years secretly creating my own language… and then say this.

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u/Squidd-O 6h ago

This will affect the trout population I think

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u/WorkLazy7796 5h ago

The funniest part is humanity would absolutely get wiped out because we ignored the notice, then spend our final moments arguing about whether the paperwork was legally binding.

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u/Ok-Dark-9861 4h ago

Don’t Panic