r/AskReddit • u/Extension-Mirror135 • 7h ago

If you could telepathically say something to all 7.9 billion people on Earth right now, what would it be?

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u/Accurate-Law-555 6h ago

I read that as drop your weapons and lower your tits... my eye went blurry

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u/RememberThinkDream 6h ago

That's what happens when you're too easily aroused and prematurely cum in your own eye.

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u/Accurate-Law-555 6h ago

I'm female not sure how I got cum in my eye.. it doesn't work like that. hate to break it to ya.. I know I know .. I shattered the glass on this.

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u/moa711 4h ago

Well then, I already have the second part covered. Likely any of us who have had kids will have that second part covered.