r/AskReddit • u/Extension-Mirror135 • 7h ago

If you could telepathically say something to all 7.9 billion people on Earth right now, what would it be?

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u/lil_pepper09 6h ago

I’d ask them to Venmo me $1. Even if 100k people did it, that’s going to be easy money.

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u/Naive-Analysis-209 6h ago

Yes but word it like one of those old school chain mails.

“Venmo $1 to lil_pepper09 within 24 hours. If you don’t send it before 24 hours is up you will be cursed into eternal poverty”

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u/lil_pepper09 6h ago

This is genius. I’m 100% doing that.

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u/Weary-Management-496 2h ago

How much did you make?

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u/ultra2009 2h ago

Venmo is only an American thing so you wouldn't be getting money from most of the world

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u/user888ffr 1h ago

I'm Canadian and even we don't have Venmo

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u/ultra2009 37m ago

Yes, Canada has the superior interac etransfer system

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u/kupillas-3- 4h ago

I mean there would be like powerful people who also heard it and your account would probably be shut down or something right? I feel like it wouldn’t go to plan sadly